Thread: jokes for the fellas....
02-07-2002, 11:07 PM #1
jokes for the fellas....
Sorry ladies... seen alot of "ragging the guys" jokes , gotta stick up for mah boyz
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me. . ."
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told.
I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months:
I don't like to interrupt her.
02-07-2002, 11:13 PM #2
The girls aren't gonna like them lol
02-08-2002, 03:57 AM #3
im sure they all laughed at their share of man jokes..... luv ya ladies
02-08-2002, 05:11 AM #4
LMAO but i doubt if the ladies will enjoy it so much.
02-08-2002, 09:14 AM #5
02-08-2002, 09:37 AM #6Respected Member
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wow..that was intense..ouch...can't wait for some to the females responses to this one..you are in deep doo doo superman..but hey thanks for taking one for the team
02-08-2002, 09:56 AM #7
Screw that, us guys gotta stick up for our own! Don't worry; I'm sure there are lots of men bashing jokes piling up in the female forum. Right on Supe!
02-08-2002, 02:39 PM #8
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