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    Women and Masterbation... what do they call it

    Ok... we know what all you guys call it.........

    Now ............ I i don't expect alot of the womenn to give up thier ideas..

    but guys...

    what have you heard it called when a woman loves her self in that one on one kind of way.............

    ??


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    lol...........me and my friends call it "session"........so we're just like "alright...time for a session..........talk to u laterrrr"......lol.....o well......thats the truth..........
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    my lady calls it alone time.. which doesnt really sit well with me, cause thats what i call it when i need to use the bathroom..lol

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    I just say.... getting pleasure from my favorite person.

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    ~ I just say gotta go get myself off! Plain and simple! Or even better yet! Ride the rabbit baby!!~ ~
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    lol @ Spun, yup thats the same with me...but of course we would take the same we do hang out together like every day lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittychick
    lol @ Spun, yup thats the same with me...but of course we would take the same we do hang out together like every day lol

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    Thanks ladies.. i didn't expect you all to be so forthcoming with the input...


    so thanks alot.. otherwise it would be a bunch of sausages trying to say what they think you (ladies) call it......

    thanks again..........
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    paddleing the canoe?

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    I refer to it as 'The Yellow pages"

    or hell I'm rubbing one out *wink*, haveing sex w/myself (lately it's the best **** sex I've been having LOL)

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    Cutie...........you always give good...............

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    I refer to it as 'The Yellow pages"

    or hell I'm rubbing one out *wink*, haveing sex w/myself (lately it's the best **** sex I've been having LOL)

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    Quote Originally Posted by peam
    I just say.... getting pleasure from my favorite person.
    so you mean ME???


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    i heard girls call it riding the plastic dolphin.. or was that hoss?

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    Thanks ladies.. i didn't expect you all to be so forthcoming with the input...


    so thanks alot.. otherwise it would be a bunch of sausages trying to say what they think you (ladies) call it......

    thanks again..........

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    I call it playtime... because there toys for big girls

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpunHoney
    ~ I just say gotta go get myself off! Plain and simple! Or even better yet! Ride the rabbit baby!!~ ~
    i bet me and my tiggler could out do your rabbit.

    i met this one girl at Woodrow's (a bar in houston) who absolutely denied that i could do a better job. well......never got the chance to prove her wrong. son of a biscuit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KeyMastur
    i bet me and my tiggler could out do your rabbit.

    i met this one girl at Woodrow's (a bar in houston) who absolutely denied that i could do a better job. well......never got the chance to prove her wrong. son of a biscuit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpunHoney
    ~Yea we do talk the same, but it also helps that you did buy me my cute pink little rabbit to match yer purple one!!!hehehe~
    I say I have a date with Jack....i.e. Jack Rabbit and he's Pink too!!!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lostsoul
    so you mean ME???

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    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    I agree with ttuprincess, we call it "playtime"

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    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...This thread is mint!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    I say I have a date with Jack....i.e. Jack Rabbit and he's Pink too!!!
    Wow...Never heard of Jack Rabbit lol.

    Some of you could say, "Getting ridden by Hoss" Hoss is the name of a famous pornstar too...


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    Quote Originally Posted by hoss827

    Some of you could say, "Getting ridden by Hoss" Hoss is the name of a famous pornstar too...

    Gee, I thought Hoss was the big fat guy on Bonanza?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpunHoney
    ~ I KNOW you couldnt do a better job this thing is un-freakin belivable!~
    that's what you think

    just give me one chance to prove the rabbit wrong. if i fail, i'll walk away

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    The radio guys in Virginia, Don & Mike call it "Stirring the Soup".

    Always kinda liked that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoss827
    Wow...Never heard of Jack Rabbit lol.

    Some of you could say, "Getting ridden by Hoss" Hoss is the name of a famous pornstar too...

    sooo hoss....you know the names of male porn stars huh?? got favorite?? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by KeyMastur
    that's what you think

    just give me one chance to prove the rabbit wrong. if i fail, i'll walk away

    ~ Sounds good Hun!!! Bring it!~ ~
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    Cutie...........you always give good...............

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    hehehehehehehe
    I try

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    Quote Originally Posted by QbHunter
    sooo hoss....you know the names of male porn stars huh?? got favorite?? lol
    The first girl i was with said i was like Hoss....i was like who the f uck is Hoss? And she told me.

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    la la la la.....
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    Lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpunHoney
    ~ Sounds good Hun!!! Bring it!~ ~
    i will

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    I don't really call it anything....I just do it when needed. Whether it be at my office or just driving home... it's all good.

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    great answer. I dont think my wife has a name for but i love to watch it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Babyweight
    I don't really call it anything....I just do it when needed. Whether it be at my office or just driving home... it's all good.

    LOL I need 2 hands to drive (I drive a 5 speed) and I always use 2 hands to flip through the Yellow Pages...so I couldn't do it while driving...unless of course I'm wearing a pair of jeans w/ a nice thick seam and driving down a
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    *wink*

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    Well honestly Cutie the only time I can do it is if I have a very short skirt on. For some reason while I'm in my car listening to my music really loud, I just get caught up in the moment for some weird reason. And I usually have to be on the interstate because I also DRIVE a stick.. lol

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    you know what you girls that drive need? ME im rentable just pm

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    i can honestly say i love this thread and every woman in it so far. there's nothing wrong with women that know what they want. it makes mens job alot easier in bed if the woman knows what feels good for themselves from the get go....... oh yeah..... im rentable too, and i will charge so low you'll all forget about your pink rabbits

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