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    BOUNCER is offline Retired Vet
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    Oh the fcuking pain....

    My rotator cuff is fcuking killing me these days, actually both are. So a few minutes ago I rubbed some 'deep heat' Menthoietum cream into both shoulders, went to wash my hands but took a leak first, touched the top of my knob and BOY THE ****ING BURNING PAIN IS UNREAL, I feel like balling crying!. My bell-end is on fcuking fire!
    Oh god, make the pain go away.

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    Bro, I hear ya. Try rubbing your eyes, while having a bit on your hands. That hurts ALMOST as much. Haven't tried it on the 'Dolphin' yet...but I can imagine it hurts like hell.

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    Haha you suck!

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    bet you wont do that again>>>

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    that sucks

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    you aren't supposed to masturbate with that stuff...but I guess the shoulder excuse works...LOL

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    I can relate to that feeling.I once took a squirt after chopping fresh habenero peppers.That was a 5 alarm fire,I kid you not!!

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    Ouch!

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    I can only imagine...eesh

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    You dumbass, that'll teach you to keep yer hands of yer diddle......your shoulder will never heal if you keep vigorously wanking so often.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chicamahomico
    You dumbass, that'll teach you to keep yer hands of yer diddle......your shoulder will never heal if you keep vigorously wanking so often.

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    hope your cuffs feel better bro i know how it is

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    Thats gotta suck. The lessons we learn the hardest we remember the longest. This lesson will last a while. (I know from experience)

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    thats funny but i know what your going thru. i made the same mistake before. pain is no joke. oh well hope your shoulders cool

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    Quote Originally Posted by palequail
    you aren't supposed to masturbate with that stuff...but I guess the shoulder excuse works...LOL


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    Rock!!!!

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    it'll take the pain away if you rub a lil bit on your anus....I swear!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    it'll take the pain away if you rub a lil bit on your anus....I swear!!!!

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    or try rubbing your eyes...I heard it makes you have perfect vision...

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    Ba ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by BOUNCER
    My rotator cuff is fcuking killing me these days, actually both are. So a few minutes ago I rubbed some 'deep heat' Menthoietum cream into both shoulders, went to wash my hands but took a leak first, touched the top of my knob and BOY THE ****ING BURNING PAIN IS UNREAL, I feel like balling crying!. My bell-end is on fcuking fire!
    Oh god, make the pain go away.
    Thanks...for the good laugh Bro....sorry....Reminds me of when we put some heat litament on this boys jock strap back in high school...poor boy started dancing around like an Indian....his nutz were on fire....lol.....Peace

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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
    Haha you suck!

    lol. nice compassion

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    Could you imagine putting some of that on your finger and then fingering some dumb whore you dislike with it. Ahhhhhh....

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    Quote Originally Posted by BOUNCER
    My rotator cuff is fcuking killing me these days, actually both are. So a few minutes ago I rubbed some 'deep heat' Menthoietum cream into both shoulders, went to wash my hands but took a leak first, touched the top of my knob and BOY THE ****ING BURNING PAIN IS UNREAL, I feel like balling crying!. My bell-end is on fcuking fire!
    Oh god, make the pain go away.
    why do u have a rotator cuff problem??

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    yeah..i feel you bro...and if you wash it off it burns even more..I made the mistake of having no lube and resorting to some stuff that turned out to be vapor rub...yeah my pee pee burned like mad..but at least i could breath easier

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    Ouch, thats gotta hurt. I feel for you brother.

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    Feel better quick Bounce. Peace.

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    **** bro that sucks.....but I have LMFAO at some of the replies.

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