Re: Your Doctor, Your Dealer
This is actually a very funny article, but it should be taken as that - largely (though not totally) a satire.
One thing the author did not mention that might be helpful if anyone wants to try to pull this off: If you are going for labwork for total testosterone, do it in the late afternoon. Your test levels are the highest in the morning and tend to ebb later in the day.
If anything, I tend to look at the pharmacy as more of a dealer, and the doctor as more of a facilitator. (Without the facilitator, you'll have no luck at the dealer.)
(Suddenly, I'm having this fantasy about a roid head that tries to pull off an armed robbery of a drug store. Except that instead of robbing them of Oxycontin, he walks in with a shopping list and says, "Okay, give me all of your test, clomid, nolva . . .")