Saw the weirdest thing today
I was at the local Stop and Shop at lunchtime today. They have a salad bar and I go there a couple times a week to clean out all of their grilled chicken. Anyway, I'm in line at the register and I'm standing behind this big dude with white hair. I'd guess he was weighing in at around 400 lbs easy and he STUNK to high heaven. He had really dirty clothes on and his sneakers were both untied - likely couldn't be bothered to tie them. I noticed a lot of tattoos on his arms so I was checking them out. A lot of them were pretty old and faded but he had some cool ones. I then noticed the back of his neck was tattoed as well. Then he turned around and HOLY BEJEEZUS, his whole face was tattoed. It was all blue ink and he had like a lone ranger mask tattoed around his eyes and a spider web on his cheek and a bunch of other stuff. He had a white beard but it hardly covered anything up. I just tried to look cool and pretend it was no big deal.
Since I just had my salad to pay for, I got through the cashier pretty quickly. When I went outside, I saw this dude get into the back of a STRETCH LIMO!!! What the hell? This was just plain weird. I wonder who the hell this guy is.