Thread: Saw the weirdest thing today
05-17-2004, 02:51 PM #1
Saw the weirdest thing today
I was at the local Stop and Shop at lunchtime today. They have a salad bar and I go there a couple times a week to clean out all of their grilled chicken. Anyway, I'm in line at the register and I'm standing behind this big dude with white hair. I'd guess he was weighing in at around 400 lbs easy and he STUNK to high heaven. He had really dirty clothes on and his sneakers were both untied - likely couldn't be bothered to tie them. I noticed a lot of tattoos on his arms so I was checking them out. A lot of them were pretty old and faded but he had some cool ones. I then noticed the back of his neck was tattoed as well. Then he turned around and HOLY BEJEEZUS, his whole face was tattoed. It was all blue ink and he had like a lone ranger mask tattoed around his eyes and a spider web on his cheek and a bunch of other stuff. He had a white beard but it hardly covered anything up. I just tried to look cool and pretend it was no big deal.
Since I just had my salad to pay for, I got through the cashier pretty quickly. When I went outside, I saw this dude get into the back of a STRETCH LIMO!!! What the hell? This was just plain weird. I wonder who the hell this guy is.
Last edited by bad_man; 05-17-2004 at 02:55 PM.
05-17-2004, 02:53 PM #2
lol a member of ZZ top?! j/k
05-17-2004, 05:54 PM #3
Crazy sh*t...I wouldn't have been able to keep my composure like that.
05-17-2004, 06:35 PM #4Retired Vet
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- Feb 2004
Edit: (hell's angels)
My roomie's uncle (member) looks the SAME way..
Last edited by §ierra_350; 05-17-2004 at 10:18 PM.
05-17-2004, 07:44 PM #5
this guy aint nothing compared to the leopard man anyway you must have issues if your going to tattoo your face with the lone ranger
05-17-2004, 08:34 PM #6
I would have yelled out " What the fvck is all over your face dude"
05-18-2004, 09:28 AM #7Originally Posted by bermich
05-18-2004, 09:31 AM #8
No doubt. I used to work at a club frequented by the Rock Machine. These bad asses are a gang in Canada and basically ran the Hell's Angels out of Quebec and Ontario (no disrespect to the Angels, just stating a fact). Those phuckers can be the nicest guys in the world or the meanest bastards you'll ever happen to meet.
But I never saw any of them ride in the back of a limo.
05-18-2004, 10:14 AM #9
Hell's Angels are some crazy azz mofo's from what I hear..
05-18-2004, 11:06 AM #10
It was BDTR.....
05-18-2004, 02:27 PM #11Originally Posted by bermich
05-18-2004, 09:51 PM #12
you should have told him, "hey man you got cob webs all over your face!"
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