When you siphon gasoline from a camper, be sure it's the gas tank, NOT the sh!t tank

[LORDBLiTZ]

Found this on MM

May 17 2004


Camper van thief siphons off raw sewage instead of diesel

By Calum Macdonald



A BUNGLING thief tried to siphon diesel from a camper van but got a mouthful of raw sewage.

The would-be raider missed the fuel tank in the dark and put a tube into the van's septic tank by mistake.

And after sucking up the foul-smelling waste, he threw up on the spot and fled.

Pensioner John O'Hare found a puddle of vomit and an abandoned petrol container when he stepped out of the van in the morning.

And last night he smiled: 'I hope the thief has learned from his experience and given up his evil ways.'

John, 73, and wife May, 69 of Arden, Glasgow had spent a week touring Scotland before stopping off for the final night of their holiday in Helensburgh, Dunbartonshire.

John said: 'We made sure everything was safe and secure and settled down for the night. The following morning we were disgusted to find that under the cover of darkness a thief had attempted to siphon off diesel from the fuel tank.

'But fortunately for us, he was left with a nasty taste in his mouth.'

John found a plastic siphon tube and an empty fuel container next to their camper.

The contents of the septic tank had been drained and lay on the ground next to a pool of the thief's vomit. Also abandoned at the scene was a pile of pound coins which John believes may have been stolen from a vending machine earlier in the night.

John and May donated the abandoned pound coins to Oxfam.

John said: 'We hope this thief will give up robbing visitors and tourists seeking a peaceful and pleasant holiday after what happened to him.'


http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm...name_page.html

[Billy_Bathgate]

Thats so gross...what were you thinking LordBlitz????

[BajanBastard]

LOL!! Turn from thy evil ways gas stealers! for you will end up with a mouthful of sh!t!!

[Blown_SC]

Wow...I knew the price of gas was astronomical...but to resort to sh!t? Come on...

[Spoon]

now that is freaking classic. poor guy

[LORDBLiTZ]

Thats so gross...what were you thinking LordBlitz????

PFT, get away from my camper, billy

[Z-Ro]

lol, thats nasty but funny

[Bcrown1]

[Dee-termined]

Just when you thought huffing gas was sh*tty enough, someone had to take it to the next step!!

[monstercojones]

worlds dumbest criminal.

besides R kelly i guess.... peeing on 16 yr old's for a camera.

[doby48]

thats too funny.... what a moron.

[thegorilla]

Karma

[Da Bull]

PFT, get away from my camper, billy

LMFAO

[Billy_Bathgate]

worlds dumbest criminal.

besides R kelly i guess.... peeing on 16 yr old's for a camera.

LMAO...I like Chappells videos of it