05-19-2004, 10:54 PM #1LORDBLiTZ Guest
When you siphon gasoline from a camper, be sure it's the gas tank, NOT the sh!t tank
Found this on MM
May 17 2004
Camper van thief siphons off raw sewage instead of diesel
By Calum Macdonald
A BUNGLING thief tried to siphon diesel from a camper van but got a mouthful of raw sewage.
The would-be raider missed the fuel tank in the dark and put a tube into the van's septic tank by mistake.
And after sucking up the foul-smelling waste, he threw up on the spot and fled.
Pensioner John O'Hare found a puddle of vomit and an abandoned petrol container when he stepped out of the van in the morning.
And last night he smiled: 'I hope the thief has learned from his experience and given up his evil ways.'
John, 73, and wife May, 69 of Arden, Glasgow had spent a week touring Scotland before stopping off for the final night of their holiday in Helensburgh, Dunbartonshire.
John said: 'We made sure everything was safe and secure and settled down for the night. The following morning we were disgusted to find that under the cover of darkness a thief had attempted to siphon off diesel from the fuel tank.
'But fortunately for us, he was left with a nasty taste in his mouth.'
John found a plastic siphon tube and an empty fuel container next to their camper.
The contents of the septic tank had been drained and lay on the ground next to a pool of the thief's vomit. Also abandoned at the scene was a pile of pound coins which John believes may have been stolen from a vending machine earlier in the night.
John and May donated the abandoned pound coins to Oxfam.
John said: 'We hope this thief will give up robbing visitors and tourists seeking a peaceful and pleasant holiday after what happened to him.'
05-19-2004, 11:00 PM #2
Thats so gross...what were you thinking LordBlitz????
05-19-2004, 11:00 PM #3VET Retired
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LOL!! Turn from thy evil ways gas stealers! for you will end up with a mouthful of sh!t!!
Last edited by BajanBastard; 05-19-2004 at 11:21 PM.
05-19-2004, 11:03 PM #4Retired Vet
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- Feb 2004
Wow...I knew the price of gas was astronomical...but to resort to sh!t? Come on...
05-19-2004, 11:04 PM #5
now that is freaking classic. poor guy
05-20-2004, 12:45 AM #6LORDBLiTZ GuestOriginally Posted by Billy_Bathgate
PFT, get away from my camper, billy
05-20-2004, 08:30 AM #7
lol, thats nasty but funny
Last edited by RJM03; 05-12-2004 at 09:12 AM.
05-20-2004, 08:58 AM #8
05-20-2004, 06:46 PM #9
Just when you thought huffing gas was sh*tty enough, someone had to take it to the next step!!
05-20-2004, 10:14 PM #10
worlds dumbest criminal.
besides R kelly i guess.... peeing on 16 yr old's for a camera.
05-20-2004, 10:17 PM #11
thats too funny.... what a moron.
05-21-2004, 03:12 PM #12
05-21-2004, 03:45 PM #13Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ
05-22-2004, 02:14 AM #14Originally Posted by monstercojones
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