Cycles (not of the AAS variety) and lateness

**BigGreen** · 05-20-2004, 08:54 PM

Out of morbid curiosity, for a friend, just wondering and all that bull****, have any of you had a gf, significant other or wife be fairly "late" with their period and have it turn out to be nothing (well, nothing but a hell of a scare)? If so, how late did it go where things still turned out clear?

**DoctaBig** · 05-20-2004, 09:08 PM

how regularly regular is you g/f's period??

**doby48** · 05-20-2004, 09:23 PM

I am like clockwork and always know exactly the date and time I am going to get mine, I have been over a week and a half late and it be nothing. However, most women aren't as predicatable as me and can go as long as three weeks and have it be nothing. Then there are the few who actually skip theirs, I have friend that gets hers once every 3 months. Anyways, there are factors that can delay for any female (or even cause them to skip a month) such as stress. worrying about not getting your period can even cause it to be later... ironic huh?

**Spoon** · 05-20-2004, 09:34 PM

bro my girlfriend was always late. she used to be on the pill on and off. ive gotten the scare 20+ times always false alarms. ive prepared a speech to her folks many times luckily never had to use it. i was just going to use it yesterday, luckily false alarm for nth time. she's been late 2 weeks now but neg on the preg-test.

these things just drive me nuts!

**juicehoe** · 05-20-2004, 11:00 PM

my ex use to scare the crap out of me all the time. She had really low BF and was a maniac with running everyday. So sometimes shed lose her period. Im talking about from a few weeks off and up to two months off. She got my heart rate up with that a lot. After two years nothing but false alarms

**decadbal** · 05-21-2004, 06:29 AM

the, im a week late speech is breath taking..

**Spoon** · 05-21-2004, 06:47 AM

get a preggy-test to ease your mind. those things have never let me down!

**arthurb999** · 05-21-2004, 10:01 AM

Stress and sternious excersise can cause her to be late.

**rambo** · 05-21-2004, 10:44 AM

Spinner.

**damiongage** · 05-21-2004, 11:03 AM

if my wife is like 3 days late....ept here I come

**juicehoe** · 05-21-2004, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by arthurb999

Stress and sternious excersise can cause her to be late.

that was our whole relationship lol... no wonder why she was always late. We had to break out the pregnancy test with the cool digial screen a few times

**rambo** · 05-21-2004, 12:17 PM

Just do what I always do and ask her to drink bleach and punch herself repeatedly in the uterus. Works every time.

**Carlos_E** · 05-21-2004, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by rambo

Just do what I always do and ask her to drink bleach and punch herself repeatedly in the uterus. Works every time.

Rambo = Ladies man.

**IronAdam** · 05-21-2004, 01:13 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

Rambo = Ladies man.

**juicehoe** · 05-21-2004, 01:15 PM

Originally Posted by rambo

Just do what I always do and ask her to drink bleach and punch herself repeatedly in the uterus. Works every time.

Who doesnt like drinking bleach and getting punched repeatedly in the uterus

. If a women doesnt like that she need not apply

**Testsubject** · 05-21-2004, 01:16 PM

Originally Posted by BigGreen

Out of morbid curiosity, for a friend, just wondering and all that bull****, have any of you had a gf, significant other or wife be fairly "late" with their period and have it turn out to be nothing (well, nothing but a hell of a scare)? If so, how late did it go where things still turned out clear?

I had a condom break once while having sex with my GF, and being really stupid, never went to get the morning after pill. I was sh*tting my pants for a month straight, and to top it all of she was late 2 weeks for her period. Everything ended up being OK but Ive never been so scared in my life, try getting her to get a pregnacy test from the DOC, hopefully thatll ease your mind a bit.

**doby48** · 05-21-2004, 01:24 PM

Originally Posted by decadbal

the, im a week late speech is breath taking..

thats why i don't even tell my bf if i'm a little bit late. i figure it happens sometimes and no need for him to stress over it too. if i'm really worried then i take a home pregnency test before saying anything.

**BigGreen** · 05-21-2004, 02:23 PM

Okay, this is somewhat reassuring though we will be going the EPT route this weekend. She's about two and a half weeks late, but with a serious caveat or two: 1. when she was about 16 she inexplicably stopped getting her period for about six months and it's been a little "off" ever since. 2. she's training for a triathlon and I hear it's not unusual to cease menstruation during hardcore training....

I'll know for sure saturday....GULP.

**Elliot** · 05-21-2004, 02:24 PM

Boy hanvt we all heard the OMG IM LATE, YOU BASTERED speech.. etp > * and if its posative fallow the chincila thrillas advice.. cant never go wrong with some bleach..

**juicehoe** · 05-21-2004, 03:18 PM

Originally Posted by BigGreen

Okay, this is somewhat reassuring though we will be going the EPT route this weekend. She's about two and a half weeks late, but with a serious caveat or two: 1. when she was about 16 she inexplicably stopped getting her period for about six months and it's been a little "off" ever since. 2. she's training for a triathlon and I hear it's not unusual to cease menstruation during hardcore training....

I'll know for sure saturday....GULP.

im almost for sure its due to that. My girl had the same (reason 1 & 2). Well if u saw my other posts it happened all the time

**BigGreen** · 05-21-2004, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by juicehoe

im almost for sure its due to that. My girl had the same (reason 1 & 2). Well if u saw my other posts it happened all the time

If you're wrong though, you're now contractually obligated to cloth, feed and pick up some fringe expenses for the little rugrat.

**arthurb999** · 05-21-2004, 08:40 PM

I thought you were asking for a "friend"

**Devourer** · 05-21-2004, 08:48 PM

Originally Posted by arthurb999

I thought you were asking for a "friend"

DOH!

**BigGreen** · 05-22-2004, 05:40 AM

Originally Posted by arthurb999

I thought you were asking for a "friend"

Sometimes sublte humor is the first to go in this world....'for a friend', '*just* out of curiosity' and all that was me putting forth the standard bull**** qualifiers that people often use to ask personal questions. Perhaps i'm failing in my old age.

**BigGreen** · 05-23-2004, 07:58 PM

Well, we rocked the EPT today and, while it was the longest four minutes of my entire life, we came back clear and celebrate by having the most unprotected sex ever.....joking about that last part.

Quite seriously though, i was relieved...but now the (somewhat smaller) problem is that she is more than three weeks late and with no real explanation as to why other than those mentioned above. We're guessing the triathlon training, but she'll be seeing her ob/gyn next week...

**zx7racing** · 05-23-2004, 10:20 PM

there should be more women who do this-

Originally Posted by doby48

thats why i don't even tell my bf if i'm a little bit late. i figure it happens sometimes and no need for him to stress over it too. if i'm really worried then i take a home pregnency test before saying anything.