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    I'm bringing capes back into high fashion

    Wish me luck. I figure if I just start wearing a long, luxurious cape in public people won't be able to help being turned on by the whole image I'll be portraying, namely one of a strong, young, confident male who really knows what he wants out of life. Plus, this should totally make shoplifting way easier since the tendency is for people to write those wearing capes off as being morbidly obese without even getting a good look at them. Everyone knows looking at fat people is an unpleasant experience at best. Another possibility is that the public will assume I'm retarded (I shouldn't have to work too hard to pull it off) in which case people may just give me free things since everyone knows the mentally challenged don't carry money around on account of the fact that they can't do simple arithmetic and will probably just get feces all over the money anyways. I think I'll throw on an old hockey helmet minus the visor for posterity. I'm starting to really feel like today's outfit is coming together nicely.

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    boy you werent' kidding when you said you were going to start posting all kinds of ****

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nathan
    the mentally challenged don't carry money around on account of the fact that they can't do simple arithmetic and will probably just get feces all over the money anyways.
    To the best of my recollection, that's the first time I've ever seen those words strung together in that order.

    Is adding a cape to your wordrobe "accessorising"? What if you're just wearing a cape..............................and a visorless hockey helmet

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    You and Sustaman can run around gettin' you asses kicked... together


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    I didn't think you'd show your face around here after that incident with cycleon's dildoz. LOL, i guess you didn't see the thread "nathan turns scammer"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warrior
    You and Sustaman can run around gettin' you asses kicked... together



    waitttttt?

    you can drink sust?

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    this is already being tested by some guy at my gym... it isnt going so smooth for him. Good thing hes big other wise people might tell him its not back in style to his face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by monstercojones
    waitttttt?

    you can drink sust?
    Of course - you can also drink the sewage out of a sh!t truck...



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    good luck in your quest to bring capes back into fashion.

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    You might want to add a top hat to your ensemble as well. You could try to bring back the late 1800's English dandy style, a la Oscar Wilde.

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    LOOOLLL

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    what about fangs to go with the cape...

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    Why dont you try one of the big ten gallon hats like Hoss Cartwieght used to wear?

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    i am completely with you. what are your thoughts on eyepatches?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warrior
    You and Sustaman can run around gettin' you asses kicked... together


    by far the best thread ever posted here at AR. i just got my arse kicked. that was pricless.

    best of luck to you nathan on your fashion designing. it sounds like your summer line up will be a smash. watch out calvin kline we have nathan. if you hit the big times i would like to model your clothes. im sure you will have no problem pulling off the semi retarded look. the cape and the helmet should be classic staples in any mans wordrobe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ
    I didn't think you'd show your face around here after that incident with cycleon's dildoz. LOL, i guess you didn't see the thread "nathan turns scammer"
    I missed that one. I'll be crying myself to sleep tonight though from the sounds of things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skinnyhb
    i am completely with you. what are your thoughts on eyepatches?
    LMFAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ
    I didn't think you'd show your face around here after that incident with cycleon's dildoz. LOL, i guess you didn't see the thread "nathan turns scammer"
    unless you want to become baby blitz again, I would have thought you would have forgotten that also

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    I for one, am behind nathan quest... Any resource you need, i can provide.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nathan
    Wish me luck. I figure if I just start wearing a long, luxurious cape in public people won't be able to help being turned on .
    wont your lazy eye mess all that up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CYCLEON
    unless you want to become baby blitz again, I would have thought you would have forgotten that also


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    Bumping BabyBlitz!

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