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    today is the day

    I have posted this on another board but for my bros not there.

    Today is the day I go for my laser surgery. If you read my past post about the pain I expierenced from the exam you would know why I am so scared.

    The doc only gives novacain shots for pain. I let him do that the last exam and almost passed out from the pain of the shot(all four of them) right in my ass hole. Needless to say not again.

    I am planning on sself medicating myself. Oxycontin and zanex 1 hour prior to surgery.

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    i only hope your pain is mild and your heart is strong, i know you will make it, i can only pray that it will not limit you in speech or strength... good luck brother and god speed....

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    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    i only hope your pain is mild and your heart is strong, i know you will make it, i can only pray that it will not limit you in speech or strength... good luck brother and god speed....

    thanks D. I know you mean it bro.

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    Good luck and hope everything goes well.

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    good luck hun.. I hope its not to painful... your gona need that area for camping.. lol j/k take care!

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    check out my pain. I have never even let a girl stick her finger in my ass. So this was a shock to say the least.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Martha
    check out my pain. I have never even let a girl stick her finger in my ass. So this was a shock to say the least.
    but you let a few guys do it.. lol .. you knowim playing with you Mart .. I hope it all turns out ok.. you get one of those foam bads to sit on???

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    bite the pillow j/k good luck man

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
    but you let a few guys do it.. lol .. you knowim playing with you Mart .. I hope it all turns out ok.. you get one of those foam bads to sit on???
    Will you kiss it and make it better? Maybe just blow real softly or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by allsaucedup
    bite the pillow j/k good luck man
    hes good at that ... lots of practice

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
    hes good at that ... lots of practice
    thats what those yankees like up north

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    that looks rough bro... good fuking luck, take a wooden spoon to bite on!

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    Just dropped a half oxy. Getting prepared early.

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    let you guys know how it turns out tomorrow.

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    hey mart do you call the doctor daddy when he is done

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    Your the man Mart, we'll pray for ya even though you are a southerner.

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    good luck brudda - may you have far less of a pain in the ass than you have been as on on AR

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martha
    check out my pain. I have never even let a girl stick her finger in my ass. So this was a shock to say the least.
    Wow! That looks rough. I hope the doctor at least bought you dinner beforehand.

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    LOL @ CYC.....mart does this mean we 're not going camping?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    LOL @ CYC.....mart does this mean we 're not going camping?
    thats what im screaming..... hell we can sleep 3wide, and mart and be in the middle and dream he's skiing...LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Speed Trials
    Wow! That looks rough. I hope the doctor at least bought you dinner beforehand.


    lol and yeah mart does this put a stop to our camping trip? But seriously be strong bro bite the pillow and take it in the anus like the dixies took it from the yankees

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martha
    I have posted this on another board but for my bros not there.

    Today is the day I go for my laser surgery. If you read my past post about the pain I expierenced from the exam you would know why I am so scared.

    The doc only gives novacain shots for pain. I let him do that the last exam and almost passed out from the pain of the shot(all four of them) right in my ass hole. Needless to say not again.

    I am planning on sself medicating myself. Oxycontin and zanex 1 hour prior to surgery.
    Good luck bro...

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    anyone heard on how he is?

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    Good luck with everything bro, hope everything goes well and a speedy recovery.

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    He's probably lying on his stomach in bed still screaming right about now.

    I hope he'll be ok for the camping trip....

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    I'm back but no camping foir a hwile. I am a lttle ****ed up. The pain was pretty bad last night but this mornig ifeel ok. I started taking pain pills every hour on the hour from 2;30 last night.

    I know you guys said some smart ass **** (cycleon) but I can't realy come back right now do to the blur on the screen.

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    mart i defended your honor and was almost banned.......lol

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    sorry Mart I only encouraged the onslaught..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    mart i defended your honor and was almost banned.......lol
    where? or was that a joke? I am kind of screwed up and can't tell.

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    Bro my heart goes with you. Haven't posted to you but you seem to be an awesome guy. God Speed, and fast healing to you.

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    thanks guys. don't know how much longer I acn stay around today. feeling a little sick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martha
    where? or was that a joke? I am kind of screwed up and can't tell.
    yea bro it was a joke.... hope your feeling non nausius... i hate that..... rest and drink some sprite bro

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