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    A plan in the making

    I'm going to steal some fireworks from work today I think. Then, in a few weeks, I'll organize a nice hallucigen trip with some good friends in the forest near my house, and we'll send those ****ers rocketing high into the sky where they'll explode in a chorus of wondrous noise and light, entertaining the masses in the process. And, once our need for chaos has been fully satiated, we'll escape into the surrounding foliage like koalas in the night. Lots of koalas in the night. Koalas are nocturnal, right? If not, then that analogy probably didn't make overly much sense (though it probably didn't make any sense regardless), though it certainly provided some horrifyingly cute imagery I hope.

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    LMFAO....did that in the 70's bro...anything more original?

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    nathan it would be much more fun to drop some acid and aim the fireworks at each other... one hell of a game of tag..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elliot
    nathan it would be much more fun to drop some acid and aim the fireworks at each other... one hell of a game of tag..
    owww LOL

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    LOL, don't light the forest on fire you nut bar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nathan
    And, once our need for chaos has been fully satiated, we'll escape into the surrounding foliage like koalas in the night. Lots of koalas in the night. Koalas are nocturnal, right? If not, then that analogy probably didn't make overly much sense (though it probably didn't make any sense regardless), though it certainly provided some horrifyingly cute imagery I hope.
    That would probably work, IF it wasn't the case that koalas are renowned the world over for being some of the loudest, clumsiest, and un-stealthy animals to have ever (attempted to) walk the planet. Why in the hell do you think they're endangered?? It's because by stumbling loudly through the forest and attracting all kinds of attention, every tiger, gorilla, and yeti in Australia not full-on retarded can pick 'em off real easy like.

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    koalas are slow as hell bro.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    LMFAO....did that in the 70's bro...anything more original?
    i thought you were 21 years old?

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    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    koalas are slow as hell bro.....
    You tell that to the men that died by my side as Karlie and the Koalition forces ambushed us in a fiery rain of shrapnel. Bastard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    You tell that to the men that died by my side as Karlie and the Koalition forces ambushed us in a fiery rain of shrapnel. Bastard.

    ahahahaha. what the hell ever happened to that thread. it should be made a sticky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreen
    That would probably work, IF it wasn't the case that koalas are renowned the world over for being some of the loudest, clumsiest, and un-stealthy animals to have ever (attempted to) walk the planet. Why in the hell do you think they're endangered?? It's because by stumbling loudly through the forest and attracting all kinds of attention, every tiger, gorilla, and yeti in Australia not full-on retarded can pick 'em off real easy like.
    Weren't the Austrailians organizing an ambush on Koala bears... and Rambo was going to join them? Seriously...

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    bro what kind of hallucinogens are ou going to injest? be careful man, some of you guys might get paranoid and get lost in the woods. if that happens you might just end up in the 3rd dimension like alice in wonderland falling through the wormhole. once your there youl be peering through the looking glass and asking yourself, "WHAT THE FOCK!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreen
    That would probably work, IF it wasn't the case that koalas are renowned the world over for being some of the loudest, clumsiest, and un-stealthy animals to have ever (attempted to) walk the planet. Why in the hell do you think they're endangered?? It's because by stumbling loudly through the forest and attracting all kinds of attention, every tiger, gorilla, and yeti in Australia not full-on retarded can pick 'em off real easy like.
    You son of a bitch. I don't even know any tigers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nathan
    You son of a bitch. I don't even know any tigers.
    LOL, I really enjoy your posts Nathan.


    yetti's huh, i thought they were only in North America.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    You tell that to the men that died by my side as Karlie and the Koalition forces ambushed us in a fiery rain of shrapnel. Bastard.
    dude you must have been asleep.... and dreamt that..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhino58
    LOL, I really enjoy your posts Nathan.


    yetti's huh, i thought they were only in North America.

    yettis are asias version of bigfoot... here they are bigfoot and sasquatch..lol

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