05-25-2004, 10:48 PM #1
This hot blonde I see at the gym all the time approached me at the bar tonight
I am so in. I would have asked for her number there but another girl I was seeing walked by right then. I'll get it at the gym next time I see her. She's 20 in a few weeks. That makes me like 3.5 years older but that sure as **** falls well within the half your age plus seven rule, even if you round up. So **** all of you.
Her sister grabbed my tit one time and squeezed it and it really hurt so I ran away. That's me though, smooth as all bloody hell. Nevertheless, even though I may be slightly socially impaired at the best of times I'm still out there mixing it up, doing my best. I'm supposed to go back to the bar to see the other girl now but if I do that then the blonde girl might see me with her. **** it, they're both smashed by now anyways. I'll wear a mask or something to disguise myself. People already think I'm weird, this will just support their per-existing theory.
05-25-2004, 10:57 PM #2
just go out with both of them at the same time! its the new millenium
05-25-2004, 10:57 PM #3
wear your cape
05-25-2004, 10:59 PM #4Originally Posted by Spoon
05-25-2004, 10:59 PM #5Originally Posted by whiteyk
05-26-2004, 12:34 AM #6
just dont slip up and be at the same place with one of them as the other is, its happened and it sucks ass..it aint cool to have your spots blown up...
05-26-2004, 01:09 AM #7Originally Posted by Nathan
05-26-2004, 01:15 AM #8Originally Posted by Spoon
Anyways, I went back and avoided the blonde entirely. I ended up getting some really hot girl come up to me and ask me to dance but I told her I didn't really dance (the other girl I'm seeing, we'll call her Laura, was right there). So I looked like a jerk to her and now can't ask her out (she's a regular at the bar). Anyways, I spent a good portion of my time grinding my erection into Laura's ass and fooling around her with her a bit in the back of the bar but I don't think the hot blonde or her sister saw any of that. Laura had to go back with her friend though and so I got jack **** in the end. However, her parents are in Hawaii so I've been invited over Friday night. I haven't slept with this girl in months (just fooling around) because she doesn't trust me she said or something, I dunno I wasn't listening really. Anyways, Laura ended up calling me on my cell when I got home and asked me to come over but I have no way of getting there now. What a jackass she is. Her friend doesn't like me I guess and pulled her away and screwed me over. Wonderful. The problem is, I'm not smart enough to fool them really. I wish I were smarter.
The best part is, though, I left the bar two Saturdays ago with another blonde girl, we'll call her Jessica, and Laura saw the whole thing and text messaged me when I was in the middle of porking Jessica with the words, "Having fun?" I called her the next day and lied about it and she bought it (so it seems). I come off as innocent and overly honest for some reason and it seems to work I suppose. I do try to be honest though, usually. **** you. Now I feel bad. Okay, I'm back to being fine with it again.
And don't feel sorry for Laura or anything because she's full of **** at the best of times. I'm pretty sure she had a boyfriend when I first started seeing her and she'd call him to pick her up after I had just banged her. It was weird as hell and I hear strange things about her sometimes from other people at the bar. I'm stoned and this was a long post. Sorry.
05-26-2004, 01:16 AM #9
I'm surprised you get girls Nathaniel:
05-26-2004, 01:25 AM #10Originally Posted by Nathan
05-26-2004, 01:35 AM #11Originally Posted by Spoon
05-26-2004, 01:37 AM #12LM1332 Guest
did you **** the blondy yet?
05-26-2004, 01:46 AM #13Originally Posted by Nathan
dont sleep with laura anymore. you dont wanna traumatize her further. but one thing for sure, she'l always give you crap for seeing other people girls like that will never change. just move to another bar or something
05-26-2004, 02:13 AM #14Originally Posted by LM1332
05-26-2004, 07:34 AM #15
do that ... tell them that she used rupies on you ..... YOU think
then she'll wanna hump FOR SURE!!!
05-26-2004, 08:18 AM #16Originally Posted by Spoon
05-26-2004, 08:46 AM #17
Nathan- Good to hear from you, Glad your mixing it up.
Spoon- I liked your other avatar 50 times better.
05-26-2004, 09:04 AM #18
you should be trying to date like 6 chicks at once bro... spread yourself thin, so u can barely keep up sexually..lol
05-26-2004, 09:58 AM #19
THATS WHAT I DO... AND IT KEEPS MY TEST LEVELS SOO LOW ...ITS A GREAT ANTI T !!!!
GOOD FOR BIATCH TATS!
05-26-2004, 10:18 AM #20Originally Posted by RJM03
haha bro, the bikes my new toy, give it a couple of days il get tired of it
05-26-2004, 10:20 AM #21Originally Posted by Nathan
i already ****ed laura shes a slut
05-26-2004, 10:21 AM #22Originally Posted by floyd_turbo
05-26-2004, 11:43 AM #23
lol oh man good story
05-26-2004, 11:58 AM #24
Bring me along next time, I'll take care of the other chick. Ain't no fun unless the homies can have some....
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