Thread: Famous quotes
05-27-2004, 12:47 PM #1
Some of these were pretty ****ing hilarous, thought I'd share them.
"You know 'that look" women get when they want sex?...... Me neither."
* Steve Martin
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
* Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
* Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."
* Lynn Lavner
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
* George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
* Sharon Stone
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
* Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is,"
* Barbara Bush
"Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
* Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
* Billy Crystal
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
* Dustin Hoffman
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
* Rod Stewart
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
* Robin Williams
05-27-2004, 01:37 PM #2
Those are some funny quotes
05-27-2004, 01:42 PM #3Originally Posted by PrairieDawg
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05-27-2004, 02:01 PM #5Originally Posted by PrairieDawg
05-27-2004, 02:17 PM #6Originally Posted by PrairieDawg
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05-27-2004, 03:52 PM #8Originally Posted by PrairieDawg
05-27-2004, 03:56 PM #9Originally Posted by PrairieDawg
05-27-2004, 04:03 PM #10Originally Posted by PrairieDawg
05-27-2004, 05:05 PM #11
"say hello to the bad guy"
05-27-2004, 06:13 PM #12Originally Posted by daman1
How did i know you were going to say that
05-27-2004, 07:31 PM #13
aweome thread bro, we need more of these and less politic threads..lol
05-28-2004, 10:35 AM #14Originally Posted by daman1
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