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    Famous quotes

    Some of these were pretty ****ing hilarous, thought I'd share them.

    "You know 'that look" women get when they want sex?...... Me neither."
    * Steve Martin

    "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
    * Woody Allen

    "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
    * Rodney Dangerfield

    "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."
    * Lynn Lavner

    "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
    * George Burns

    "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
    * Sharon Stone

    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
    * Jack Nicholson

    "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is,"
    * Barbara Bush

    "Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
    * Robin Williams

    "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
    * Roseanne

    "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
    * Billy Crystal

    "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
    * Dustin Hoffman

    "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
    * Rod Stewart

    "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
    * Robin Williams

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    Those are some funny quotes

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrairieDawg
    "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
    * Robin Williams
    LMAO

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    Great quotes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrairieDawg
    "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
    * Sharon Stone

    "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
    * Rod Stewart



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    Quote Originally Posted by PrairieDawg

    "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
    * Woody Allen



    "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
    * Sharon Stone

    yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
    * Robin Williams

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrairieDawg
    "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
    * Billy Crystal
    These are great...especially this one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrairieDawg
    Some of these were pretty ****ing hilarous, thought I'd share them.

    "You know 'that look" women get when they want sex?...... Me neither."
    * Steve Martin

    "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
    * Woody Allen

    "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
    * Rodney Dangerfield

    "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."
    * Lynn Lavner

    "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
    * George Burns

    "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
    * Sharon Stone

    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
    * Jack Nicholson

    "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is,"
    * Barbara Bush

    "Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
    * Robin Williams

    "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
    * Roseanne

    "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
    * Billy Crystal

    "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
    * Dustin Hoffman

    "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
    * Rod Stewart

    "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
    * Robin Williams
    Some of them are funny as shet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrairieDawg
    "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
    * Woody Allen

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    "say hello to the bad guy"

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    Quote Originally Posted by daman1
    "say hello to the bad guy"

    How did i know you were going to say that

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    aweome thread bro, we need more of these and less politic threads..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by daman1
    "say hello to the bad guy"
    huh? who? me?

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