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    Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads:

    Ohhh this is soooo true...

    > > >DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

    > > >

    > > >40-ish.............................................49

    > > >Adventurous.................Slept with everyone

    > > >Athletic......................................N o tits

    > > >Average looking....................Ugly

    > > >Beautiful...........................Pathologica l liar

    > > >Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills

    > > >Emotionally Secure......................On medication

    > > >Feminist......................................... .Fat

    > > >Free spirit....................................Junkie

    > > >Friendship first..........................Former slut

    > > >Fun..........................................Anno ying

    > > >New-Age..............Body hair in the wrong places

    > > >Old-fashioned.............................No BJs

    > > >Open-minded.................................Desperate

    > > >Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing

    > > >Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk

    > > >Professional....................................B itch

    > > >Voluptuous...................................Ve ry Fat

    > > >Large frame.................................Hugely Fat

    > > >Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker

    > > >

    > > >WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

    > > >

    > > >1. Yes = No

    > > >2. No = Yes

    > > >3. Maybe = No

    > > >4. We need = I want..

    > > >5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

    > > >6. We need to talk = You're in trouble

    > > >7. Sure, go ahead = You better not

    > > >8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

    > > >9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

    > > >10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think

    >about?

    > > >

    > > >MEN'S ENGLISH:

    > > >

    > > >1. I am hungry = I am hungry

    > > >2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

    > > >3. I am tired = I am tired

    > > >4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

    > > >5. I love you = Let's have sex now

    > > >6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

    > > >7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

    > > >8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

    > > >9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

    > > >10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

    > > >11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay


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    HAHA, nice!

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    omg this is so ****ing funny... in my experiences this is sooo true

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    thats awesome

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    i luv it

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    A-men to that!!!

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    dude.. I am STILL laughing about that personal ad's bit!! too funny

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    The personal ads were funny as hell lol

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    This is the most comprehensive list of vocabulary that a man could ever need

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    Quote Originally Posted by OGPackin

    > > >Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills

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    Yep, I know her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Death
    Yep, I know her.
    hahaha!

    Have u meet her friend? - Emotionally Secure......................On medication

    I have.....RUN!

    OG

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    Quote Originally Posted by OGPackin
    Ohhh this is soooo true...
    > > >Athletic......................................N o tits
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    So I've noticed...

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    awesome thread bro.. humpity bumpity

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    soooo true....
    bwhaaaa

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    That would be a great post to show younger guys... Let them know whats up in advance...funny as hell though

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