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05-27-2004, 12:55 PM #1
Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads:
Ohhh this is soooo true...
> > >DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
> > >
> > >40-ish.............................................49
> > >Adventurous.................Slept with everyone
> > >Athletic......................................N o tits
> > >Average looking....................Ugly
> > >Beautiful...........................Pathologica l liar
> > >Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
> > >Emotionally Secure......................On medication
> > >Feminist......................................... .Fat
> > >Free spirit....................................Junkie
> > >Friendship first..........................Former slut
> > >Fun..........................................Anno ying
> > >New-Age..............Body hair in the wrong places
> > >Old-fashioned.............................No BJs
> > >Open-minded.................................Desperate
> > >Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
> > >Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
> > >Professional....................................B itch
> > >Voluptuous...................................Ve ry Fat
> > >Large frame.................................Hugely Fat
> > >Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker
> > >
> > >WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
> > >
> > >1. Yes = No
> > >2. No = Yes
> > >3. Maybe = No
> > >4. We need = I want..
> > >5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
> > >6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
> > >7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
> > >8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
> > >9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
> > >10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
>about?
> > >
> > >MEN'S ENGLISH:
> > >
> > >1. I am hungry = I am hungry
> > >2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
> > >3. I am tired = I am tired
> > >4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
> > >5. I love you = Let's have sex now
> > >6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
> > >7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
> > >8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
> > >9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
> > >10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
> > >11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
OG
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05-27-2004, 12:57 PM #2
HAHA, nice!
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05-27-2004, 01:01 PM #3
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05-27-2004, 01:27 PM #4
omg this is so ****ing funny... in my experiences this is sooo true
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05-27-2004, 02:24 PM #5
thats awesome
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05-27-2004, 03:15 PM #6
i luv it
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05-27-2004, 03:34 PM #7
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05-27-2004, 03:37 PM #8
A-men to that!!!
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05-27-2004, 03:37 PM #9
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05-27-2004, 03:41 PM #10
dude.. I am STILL laughing about that personal ad's bit!! too funny
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05-27-2004, 03:45 PM #11VET Retired
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The personal ads were funny as hell lol
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05-27-2004, 03:51 PM #12
This is the most comprehensive list of vocabulary that a man could ever need
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05-27-2004, 03:59 PM #13Originally Posted by OGPackin
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05-27-2004, 04:36 PM #14Originally Posted by Mr. Death
Have u meet her friend? - Emotionally Secure......................On medication
I have.....RUN!
OG
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05-27-2004, 05:05 PM #15Retired Vet
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Originally Posted by OGPackin
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05-27-2004, 06:44 PM #16
awesome thread bro.. humpity bumpity
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05-27-2004, 09:45 PM #17
soooo true....
bwhaaaa
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05-27-2004, 10:54 PM #18
That would be a great post to show younger guys... Let them know whats up in advance...funny as hell though
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