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    Unhappy Why won't she love me?

    There is a certain member of this board who i'm madly in love with, if you see my posts every time she posts i shamelessly throw myself at her, she never responds to me, why, my heart longs to go camping with her, she told me she never been camping with a person from my county but that was it, i was hoping for so much more, please ease my pain with your love and attention when you read this.

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    Im sure once she gets over her recent surgery she'll fall madly in love with you and take you camping.....just make sure and leave the tip dirty

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    You just have to be patient bro....she'll come around

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    i hope to god its not the chick in your avatar!!!...that has buff's girl beat anyday...lol

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    you need to sing "song of the south" to her

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    give her a cookie... that is if its the girl in ur avatar

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    Quote Originally Posted by damiongage
    you need to sing "song of the south" to her
    Dixie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by juicehoe
    give her a cookie... that is if its the girl in ur avatar
    LMFAO!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ColdStone
    i hope to god its not the chick in your avatar!!!...that has buff's girl beat anyday...lol
    Thats not a chick! Thats him!

    He just has a slight case of bitch tits... didn't wanna use nolva... I told him but would he listen? noooooo!



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    Jeez dude. Settle down. Way too intense man. You freaked me the hell out.

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    dude, just get her drunk, they all admit they like u then, then u can use her..... spit on the end of it..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nathan
    Jeez dude. Settle down. Way too intense man. You freaked me the hell out.
    Why should i settle down?! you want martha for yourself don't you!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by big k.l.g
    Why should i settle down?! you want martha for yourself don't you!!
    LOL....I'm sure this thread will win her heart.When she recovers from her surgery,I'm sure the both of you will go camping,and you can snuggle with him...errr I mean her,by the camp fire.
    Last edited by Da Bull; 05-27-2004 at 09:36 PM.

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    time bro time lol

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    awww an AR love connection..

    ps dont adjust your screen. it is me princess.. mom went to be and im sneaking on the compueter.. **** i feel like im in middle scholl again.. lol PS i have had a bit to drink

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
    awww an AR love connection..

    ps dont adjust your screen. it is me princess.. mom went to be and im sneaking on the compueter.. **** i feel like im in middle scholl again.. lol PS i have had a bit to drink
    You always seem to be either: Drunk, drinking, or on the verge of drinking.....

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    awww you guys are so sweet. stop playing coy and make up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bermich
    You always seem to be either: Drunk, drinking, or on the verge of drinking.....
    i really dont drink that much... it just takes nothing for me to get drunk anymore.. but Imhome with my mom.. and so I just kept on drinking.. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by big k.l.g
    There is a certain member of this board who i'm madly in love with, if you see my posts every time she posts i shamelessly throw myself at her, she never responds to me, why, my heart longs to go camping with her, she told me she never been camping with a person from my county but that was it, i was hoping for so much more, please ease my pain with your love and attention when you read this.

    Maybe it's the chunky chick in your avatar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big k.l.g
    There is a certain member of this board who i'm madly in love with, if you see my posts every time she posts i shamelessly throw myself at her, she never responds to me, why, my heart longs to go camping with her, she told me she never been camping with a person from my county but that was it, i was hoping for so much more, please ease my pain with your love and attention when you read this.

    You had me at hello. You had me at hello.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ColdStone
    i hope to god its not the chick in your avatar!!!...that has buff's girl beat anyday...lol

    bawahahahahahahahahaaa

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    Its the Internet romeo - go get some local tail

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martha
    You had me at hello. You had me at hello.
    Gotta love kenny Chesney

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demon Deacon
    Gotta love kenny Chesney

    I was quoting the movie were Tom Cruise said show me the money. Can't remember the Name but Renee what the hell ever said it to Tom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martha
    I was quoting the movie were Tom Cruise said show me the money. Can't remember the Name but Renee what the hell ever said it to Tom.
    Jerry MaGuire

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
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