Why do men die first?????

[Neo]

Why Do Men Die First??

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries ...... but,
now we know.


If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
race... you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.

If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.

If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay..this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off
your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her....that is favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you.....it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.

If you cry............you're a wimp.

If you don't........you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a
chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated
woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's
domination.

If SHE asks you..........it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a
pervert.

If you don't.............you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape......you're
sexist.

If you don't................you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.

If you don't...............you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers............you're after something.

If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements.........you're full of yourself.

If you don't....................you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache............she's tired.

If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.

If you don't................there must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to.

[Testsubject]

LOL, I like that......B/C is sooooo true.

[juicehoe]

oh man thats great. i agree with it... two thumbs up

[SAUCYgator]

that is hilarious....basically sums up a mans entire relationship with the opposite sex.

[PuddleMonkey]

lol, thats awesome

[Blown_SC]

Thanks for the laugh bro

[Babyweight]

Yep... I guess it's basically because you have to put up with us..

[Spoon]

veryyyyyyyyyyy nice! cant live with them, cant live without em

[tbrocato]

Yep... I guess it's basically because you have to put up with us..

Thats def. true

[LM1332]

Yep, uh huh

[FCECC2]

honestly some of them r so true that it pissed me off...

[inheritmylife]

There will never be fundamental equality because women have choices and men dont. As a man, you have the choice to park your ass behind a desk and work until you die. Thats it.

[singern]

So True, but still funny...

[juicehoe]

Yep... I guess it's basically because you have to put up with us..

yes ur kind stress us out untill a premature death

[Ammar]

Good post

[punk_bbuilder]

so true...Great post bro

[spywizard]

so we can escape.........

[Russ616]

LOL, I like that......B/C is sooooo true.

That's great...

[barbarian]

lol so true..yet angering.....

[Maraxus]

i can relate to almost all of those. sickeningly true lol.