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05-31-2004, 10:24 PM #1
Why do men die first?????
Why Do Men Die First??
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries ...... but,
now we know.
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
race... you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.
If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay..this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off
your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her....that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you.....it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.
If you cry............you're a wimp.
If you don't........you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a
chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated
woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's
domination.
If SHE asks you..........it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a
pervert.
If you don't.............you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape......you're
sexist.
If you don't................you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.
If you don't...............you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers............you're after something.
If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements.........you're full of yourself.
If you don't....................you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache............she's tired.
If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.
If you don't................there must be someone else.
Men die first because they want to.
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05-31-2004, 10:27 PM #2
LOL, I like that......B/C is sooooo true.
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05-31-2004, 10:31 PM #3
oh man thats great. i agree with it... two thumbs up
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05-31-2004, 11:18 PM #4Junior Member
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that is hilarious....basically sums up a mans entire relationship with the opposite sex.
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05-31-2004, 11:55 PM #5
lol, thats awesome
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06-01-2004, 12:02 AM #6Retired Vet
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Thanks for the laugh bro
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06-01-2004, 02:03 AM #7
Yep... I guess it's basically because you have to put up with us..
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06-01-2004, 02:50 AM #8
veryyyyyyyyyyy nice! cant live with them, cant live without em
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06-01-2004, 03:12 AM #9Originally Posted by Babyweight
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06-01-2004, 04:38 AM #10LM1332 Guest
Yep, uh huh
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06-01-2004, 04:53 AM #11Anabolic Member
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honestly some of them r so true that it pissed me off...
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06-01-2004, 08:28 AM #12
There will never be fundamental equality because women have choices and men dont. As a man, you have the choice to park your ass behind a desk and work until you die. Thats it.
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06-01-2004, 08:44 AM #13
So True, but still funny...
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06-01-2004, 09:45 AM #14Originally Posted by Babyweight
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06-01-2004, 12:52 PM #15
Good post
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06-01-2004, 01:05 PM #16
so true...Great post bro
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06-01-2004, 01:12 PM #17
so we can escape.........
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06-01-2004, 01:48 PM #18Originally Posted by Testsubject
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06-01-2004, 01:59 PM #19
lol so true..yet angering.....
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06-01-2004, 02:00 PM #20
i can relate to almost all of those. sickeningly true lol.
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