ok im at this bar/sea food place again downtown. Just relaxing with 2 friends... they are getting drunk. Any way the waitress is flirting and i keep making her laugh. She tells us she just got let off, so we had to pay her. So we did. Then she comes back and sits down next to me (we are at a table outside). She tells me shes going to get some drinks so i tell her to grab her drinks and chill with me. Shes all into it talking to me about all kinds of stuff. Out of no where my friend pulls the biggest cock block. He says something about me having crabs, but in a nonfunny way. Before i know it she shoots up out of the chair and doesnt return (soon as hes done saying i have crabs). This all started earlier when they asked why i was walking funny... i went to the beach today and got a small rash on my inner thigh and my thighs rub so it got worse and worse. Some how this meant to my friend that i have crabs. Dumb ass. So now im flagged at this place as im sure she told all her co-workers :(... and i saw some cutties :(
