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    hollywood star gets dirty sanchezed!

    im writing this thread to help cure the boredom expressed in the bordom thread.
    i will try to bring som ecreeative threads but if they get stupid just say so and ill stop. personally i think this one is very funny.

    so the question is, which hollywood star would you love to dirty sanchez, and im sure you all know what this means. and then get a pic of it to post on the net.

    for me it will have to be brittiny spears, i hate her, and all that she stands for. i would like one night to violate dat ass and then dirty sanchez that ass! i would love to see a huge brittiny sex scandel. she represents all that is wrong just like MTV. i would love to see both suckers go down.

    who would you choose!

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    Uh oh, Princess is gonna have her way w/you!

    My choices are Beyonce, Christina Milian, J-Ho, Vida Guerra, and Anneta Keys (Ooops she's already into porn, lmfao!!!!!)



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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Uh on, Princess is gonna have her way w/you!


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    yeah i figured that, but i think she just like brit for hew great bod and not her mind. im sure she just uses brit's body as an inspirational tool. sorry princess, she is frickin hot, but i dont like her.

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    yeah i agree with britney... i wouldnt mind seeing paris hilton get a dirty sanchez, strawberry shortcake or a couple donkey punches.

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    I wouldn't mind seeing Paris Hilton actually EAT some food............

    She's so **** thin, when she turns sideways she disappears.

    Not my thing, so I'm up to see the donkey punches or a few drop kicks.

    ~SC~
    Last edited by SwoleCat; 06-04-2004 at 09:01 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Not my thing, so I'm up to see the donkey punhces or a few drop kicks.

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    yeah i hear that... i cant stand the ethopian look either


    strawberry shortcake is classic, i'm thinking this one has never been done before but would fair game for her - blow a load on her face and punch her in the nose and you've got some strawberry shortcake

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    I wouldn't mind seeing Paris Hilton actually EAT some food............

    She's so **** thin, when she turns sideways she disappears.

    Not my thing, so I'm up to see the donkey punches or a few drop kicks.

    ~SC~

    Yes Swole... I am sure Paris hilton would let you take a steamy **** in her mouth in an attempt to plumpn that bitch up.

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    There is 2 of them in my book.

    1.)
    Madonna. I would happily violate and Sanchez the old whore. She is way too condescending and the woman acts and speaks as if she's British Royalty for crying out loud.

    2.)
    Oprah. Somebody needs to put this uberNazi feminist in her place. Nothing a good had assrape won't take care of 'Sqeal like a pig Oprah!!!'.

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    I think you better be packing some extra extra large equipment
    to do any damage to Oprah's ass... Something tells me that's a
    hersey highway none of us needs to go down...Not even you

    Quote Originally Posted by chicamahomico
    There is 2 of them in my book.

    2.)
    Oprah. Somebody needs to put this uberNazi feminist in her place. Nothing a good had assrape won't take care of 'Sqeal like a pig Oprah!!!'.

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    how about a double sanchez with the olsen twins, now that would be exciting to do!!

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    You dumbasses, this thread is about hatehumps. It's not pick the celeb you want to boink. Buff, it doesn't matter if my 3 inch pecker isn't up to the job of tapping Oprah's hairy black rump, I'll improvise.

    Quote Originally Posted by buff87
    I think you better be packing some extra extra large equipment
    to do any damage to Oprah's ass... Something tells me that's a
    hersey highway none of us needs to go down...Not even you

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    **** brotha, first time ever I've seen you lose your cool...
    Just ****ing with you bro, no harm meant, but I am confident if
    anyone could improvise it would be you... I'm sure Oprah
    would fall madly in love with you and give you half her Billion...

    Quote Originally Posted by chicamahomico
    You dumbasses, this thread is about hatehumps. It's not pick the celeb you want to boink. Buff, it doesn't matter if my 3 inch pecker isn't up to the job of tapping Oprah's hairy black rump, I'll improvise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by floyd_turbo
    yeah i hear that... i cant stand the ethopian look either


    strawberry shortcake is classic, i'm thinking this one has never been done before but would fair game for her - blow a load on her face and punch her in the nose and you've got some strawberry shortcake
    strawberry shortcake?? Never heard of that, around here thats a Jelly Donut!!

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    I would have to say Nichol Richie (the one that was on the show with Paris Hilton) That bitch is just to full of herself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chicamahomico
    You dumbasses, this thread is about hatehumps. It's not pick the celeb you want to boink. Buff, it doesn't matter if my 3 inch pecker isn't up to the job of tapping Oprah's hairy black rump, I'll improvise.

    thank you chico for repremanding him for going outside the thread topic.

    dam it buff you wiener

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    Buff, I not mad but shhhhhh, Oprah might be on AR for all we know and you guys will get zero trickledown $$$ if she knows about my master plan to rob her of a 1/2 billion. Is fatty really worth a billion? D*mn, that's a whole lotta twinkies.

    Quote Originally Posted by buff87
    **** brotha, first time ever I've seen you lose your cool...
    Just ****ing with you bro, no harm meant, but I am confident if
    anyone could improvise it would be you... I'm sure Oprah
    would fall madly in love with you and give you half her Billion...

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    haha... alright my bad...

    Then I'll join in.... I wanna hatehump janet jacksons's dumbass for
    thinking we all really needed to see a 40 year old tit get pulled out
    at the superbowl... I propose banging her without mercy in her ass
    and then givin up a big old clomid money shot all over her face during
    next years superbowl halftime show... Stupid phony ass old played out
    hooch needs some serious hate ****ing to set her right... She'd probably
    like it too... chico my apology... i know you have lots of hate and Oprah
    is as needing as any of some hate banging, do what you do my brotha...

    Quote Originally Posted by hercules88
    thank you chico for repremanding him for going outside the thread topic.

    dam it buff you wiener

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    beauty

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    Whats dirty sanchezed mean?

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    that website is incredible.....

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    click on the link....its much better than words

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    you guys are crazy, id bang oprah just to impregnate her and have her be my baby's momma. i'd be set for life with her billion dollars. just like chappelle said in that sketch.

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    OMG that is platinum sh*t!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chicamahomico
    There is 2 of them in my book.

    1.)
    Madonna. I would happily violate and Sanchez the old whore. She is way too condescending and the woman acts and speaks as if she's British Royalty for crying out loud.

    2.)
    Oprah. Somebody needs to put this uberNazi feminist in her place. Nothing a good had assrape won't take care of 'Sqeal like a pig Oprah!!!'.
    HOLY SHAT THAT WAS FUNNY AND I TOTALLY AGREE MAN.

    nothing like a good hard arserapin in the broad daylight wont fix!

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    I'm sure it's already been done by one of her husbands, but I'd definitely have to sanchez J-LO (aka J-HO)

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Uh oh, Princess is gonna have her way w/you!

    My choices are Beyonce, Christina Milian, J-Ho, Vida Guerra, and Anneta Keys (Ooops she's already into porn, lmfao!!!!!)



    ~SC~

    A BIG YES to Vida Guerra My lord that A$$!!!

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    Christina Aguliera, Sanchez is a mexican word and so is she, it just fits. Plus that a$$ is FINE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sooners04
    Christina Aguliera, Sanchez is a mexican word and so is she, it just fits. Plus that a$$ is FINE!
    Is it me or is she getting a little chunky
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    Quote Originally Posted by LM1332
    Is it me or is she getting a little chunky

    OR maybe not
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