Thread: Asshole Drivers...
06-06-2004, 07:30 PM #1
Why the **** are there so many ****ing asshole drivers?
I might drive fast, but being in jobs that require travel I
am always respectful of others on the roads, especially
major highways... Well me and my girl are coming home
from a day trip and I see this asshole coming up fast
on us... We were on a major 4 lane interstate and goin
probably 80MPH just cruising in one of the middle lanes and
this asshole in a beat up truck is flying over 100MPH easy...
There's trafic in front of him so when he gets beside us
He just whips it over in front of us and I saw it coming so
I laid hard on the brakes and he just misses clipping the entire
front end which would have knocked us into a semi on our right...
I think for about 1/2 a second and then chase the ****er... I'm
was so ****ing mad i didn;t even know what i wanted to do, but
I knew I wanted to hurt him real bad... My girl is yelling at me and
telling me to calm down... I tell her F all that I'm beyond calming down...
I pull besides the ****er and he's some redneck mofo driving a beat up
truck looking like he was drunk as ****... I was freaking the **** out
cut in front of him and slowed up wanting asshole to pull over so I
could wreck him real ****ing bad... I pull back over into the
other lane and let him get next to us windows down I'm telling the ****
he's a dead man!!! I pull back in front and he pulls around and I'm throwing
everything in the car that's not anchored down trying to piss him off enuf
to be stupid enuf to pull over and throw with my crazy mutha ****ing ass!!!
My girl is yelling, this pussy ain;t stopping and now my girl is mad as **** at
me telling me I have issues and ****... ****!!! I never start **** with anyone
BUT I SURE AS **** WILL FINISH **** ONCE IT STARTS AND WITHOUT MERCY...MUTHA ****ING ****... I MEMORIZED THIS ****ERS TAG AND
TRUCK AND SAW WHERE HE GOT OFF THE HIGHWAY AND BEST BELIEVE
I WILL NOT FORGET... HE HAS A BETTER CHANCE OF MEETING THE DEVIL
AND LIVING TO TELL ABOUT IT THEN RUNNING INTO ME EVER AGAIN... MUTHA ****ING PIEICE OF **** MUTHA ****ER.... I'M SO FUC,KING PISSED!!
06-06-2004, 07:33 PM #2Retired Vet
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Do you feel better now? Venting is such a nice thing...
But...in all seriousness....I hate that as well...
There should be designated AH's......(Asshole Highways)
Just remember though...is jail time worth this dick??
06-06-2004, 07:37 PM #3
Yeah I feel a little better, but
Doesn;t help being on cycle and **** and most girls
just don't understand that part either... Still this ****er
had better hope he's lucky and never runs into me on the street...
****er lives close to where I'm at I think... Bitch ass will get his...
His dickhead move came real close to maybe killing both of us...
Originally Posted by Blown_SC
Last edited by Jack87; 06-06-2004 at 07:39 PM.
06-06-2004, 07:39 PM #4Retired Vet
Originally Posted by buff87
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I felt the same way when I found my car keyed a couple weeks ago...
But, unlike you...I have no idea who did it still.....
06-06-2004, 07:40 PM #5
I get spooled up in traffic and I drive aggressively but always watch for everything, I feel for ya bro she will calm down eventually
06-06-2004, 07:41 PM #6
Yeah I know bro, but I drive for a living and never have I
seen a more asshole move then this one, I was sure we were
There was nowhere to go and i knew this asshole was goin
to do just what he did and he gets to drive away clear and
do it again to someone else??? Not if I find him first i swear
to ****ing god he won't...
I here you on the jailtime, but there's ways around everything...
06-06-2004, 07:43 PM #7
I'm so ****ing pissed i can;t even spell what the **** im saying...
06-06-2004, 08:32 PM #8
Yea bro nothing gets me more pissed then when someone does something really stupid when i have loved ones in the car!
06-06-2004, 09:16 PM #9
chill out bro, you dont wanna go to jail over a traffic altercation. it sucks but there will always be asshole drivers.
06-06-2004, 09:55 PM #10
I used to hit 'em up with my paintball-gun before it became assault with a deadly weapon. Now I throw things.
Laws leave no recourse for the temporarily insane.
06-06-2004, 09:56 PM #11New Member
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- University of Georgia
More so what if the crazy **** had a firearm? It is a losing situation which ever plan of action you might take but one altercation can have you losing alot more then you might have thought.
06-06-2004, 10:14 PM #12Associate Member
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- North Alabama
Nothing gets the blood boiling like an asshole hiding behind a wheel. It's like as long as they're in a vehicle they can be all aggressive and badass...prolly a chicken**** that would walk across the street to avoid you if he wasn't in his car.
06-06-2004, 10:15 PM #13
Hmmmm......sounds like somebody has anger issues LOL.
06-06-2004, 10:19 PM #14Originally Posted by chicamahomico
It's hard talking to your friends about road-rage........
06-06-2004, 10:19 PM #15
nothing like a gunshot to the face to make one feel better..LOL j/k bro
06-06-2004, 10:49 PM #16
06-06-2004, 10:51 PM #17
I highly doubt he would have had a chance to do ****...
Been in a few spots like that before, I'm still here...
Besides he had it coming and I like to gamble anyway...
But I'm cool now, just better not see that asshole again...
Originally Posted by barbarian
06-06-2004, 10:52 PM #18
You didnt destroy any apples or oranges, so we're still cool.
06-06-2004, 10:55 PM #19
Yeah it's all good, my girl still thinks I have issues...
Go figure... She suggested just driving home like
nothing happened... Like I could ever do that...lol
Originally Posted by inheritmylife
06-06-2004, 10:58 PM #20Originally Posted by buff87
I don't care what they say, they like having a person capable of doing terrible, violent things to people as a boyfriend.
Just so long as you don't actually do it.
06-06-2004, 11:27 PM #21
Buffy, you know I am just teasing. I used to get road rage like eveybody else and then one day I just decided that it was simply not worth it. It's a waste of time and negative energy will just ruin your day. Hate to say it but your girl is right about this one IMO. Let things like this slide.
Originally Posted by buff87
06-06-2004, 11:43 PM #22
I know bro, but if it wasn't for the fact i drive 70,000-80,000 miles
a year for my job and driving is like second nature this guy would
have slammed into the front of us crossing over and pushed us under
a semi that was right next to us... I'll admit to being short tempered,
but usually can control it, but this **** was just to much... I have
never seen anything like what this asshole did and I have driven that
many miles for the last 6-7 years so i see alot of crazy ****... I would
have wrecked him right on the side of the interstate if he would have
been dumn enuf to pull over and it would not have been pretty...
I would have got arrested for sure cus I would not have stopped beating
him until someone pulled me off...
Anyway bro thanks for the advice, I know you're right, but I still would
have had to handle my business the only way I know how too...
Originally Posted by chicamahomico
06-07-2004, 02:05 AM #23
So some asshole driver turned you into another asshole driver???
Dont hate yourself
Ya I get mad too though, I flash my blue lights at em though and they calm down fast, prob think Im a cop (VFD)
06-07-2004, 09:06 AM #24
Yeah something like that, but I only wanted to be an asshole, not
another asshole driver... i simply wanted the nice man to pull over
and be willing to talk things over with me for a quick second...
Originally Posted by Billy_Bathgate
06-07-2004, 12:55 PM #25
yea bro, sounds like you took it to seriously, and endangered alot of ppl to show off, im not knockin ya, bc on the right day i would have done that same thing, still you need to learn you can only control what you do, not him, so watch out for you, and protect yourself, now you can say what if he crashed and killed us both, well what if you crashed tryin to be a dick to him and killled ppl, same thing bro.... and as far as saying doenst help i was on cycle...thats just BS, bc you cant control yourself dont drag aas into it, thats what the a$$hole news anchors do.
06-07-2004, 01:18 PM #26
....I feel your pain buff.....I drive about the same miles as you do....see lots of stupid ass people....
...what really gets me is some of the dumbaces will even flip you off....acting all big and shiat.....but won't pull over for nothing.....chased a guy one day until he ran a red light and hit another car....decided I wouldn't do that anymore.....served him right though....
06-07-2004, 01:26 PM #27
i hate when people cut me off..or drive like idiots and almost run you out of the road..a few days ago a guy cut me off then slamed on his breaks and i think it was on purpose..i floored it and got beside him and motioned for him to fukin pull over NOW!! **** my face was red...the chicken shiot guned it and took off....test/fina/cheuqe drops=bad temper.....
06-07-2004, 03:25 PM #28
06-07-2004, 05:55 PM #29Originally Posted by inheritmylife
06-07-2004, 06:02 PM #30Originally Posted by buff87
Hey I went to anger management last year and it help me.
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