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I just saw on Fox news, David Hasselhoff is releasing a rap album produced by Ice-T. I am not making this up. I know he had a music career in Europe and he is like Elvis Presley or Michael Jackson over there (sais a lot about Europe, lol). Is this the craziest **** you heard all day? It was for me.
Now I can die.
So he's gone from Night Rider to Night Rapper? :)
It's a sad sad day...
Red
LOL thats classic!!!!
Hassel, The Hoff!!
yeah he is a rapper now:( does he have a gold tooth and phat farm get up now?
Yo me and KITT we gonna hit the set...Role up on Pamela Lee in her 2 piece set...Im gonna have my Members Only jacket on my back...And Ice-T is producing so you know I aint wack...Now whos the mack I was boning on Baywatch...From Carmen Electra to Jenny from the block...with my wavy black hair better know I don't care...Cause Ice-T pulls the AK when my temper flares...
I made that up but I really was serious abut him rapping now. I think the CD will sell for the laughs.
Well, at this point rapping was the next logical step... :) of course stepping on a landmine would have been preferable...
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Red
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Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
This pick makes me laugh, and I hate myself for it.
**** if I was a woman I couldn't keep my hands off of him. He is a major hottie. lol
i just tossed my tuna and pork rinds...thx LOL
he must be really strapped for cash to stoop this low.
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Originally Posted by SAUCYgator
This isnt about cash bro. It's about placing a bright, shining pinnacle on a brilliant and flawless career. I for one will buy this album and rock it in my Trans-Jam with pride.
I have never seen you but I can picture that vividly.Quote:
Originally Posted by inheritmylife
SLAP SLAP wake up biotch!!!!!!!! this is 2004 not 1988!!!!!! :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by inheritmylife
LMAO at this thread!! :lol:
http://www.nbc13.com/entertainment/3333066/detail.html
Theres a link.
thats my local news nbc 13 im supprised i didnt hear this allready thats too much what next mr t gonna team up with willie nelson
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Originally Posted by Lozgod
thats pretty good bro! its ok if you are a fan, we wont flame you:)
appears that way huh? :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Spoon
Maybe you can get in touch with the Has and co write rap songs with him..... :elephant:Quote:
Originally Posted by Spoon
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Originally Posted by Spoon
Well I am president of the fan club. However it was to get chicks, ALL the ladies young and old love the Has.
Night Rider was a badass show I wont lie...and when I was younger, Baywatch was like a porno to me. But this goes over the line. What the f*ck is he thinking??
this is soooo ugly :lol:
No one is gonna buy that sh*t, it'll flop............
Totally ridiculous............wtf is he gonna rap about???
LP is titled "Turbo Boost N Baywatch B*tches"
~SC~
worlds are colliding..
Hey Milli Vanilly and Vanilla Ice managed to have their moments in the spotlight... need I say more? :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by SwoleCat
He'll have his 1 hit wonder and then will go die under a bridge somewhere (hopefully!)
Red
Speaking of which....
Hasselhoff arrested for DUI.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...ple_hasselhoff
next it will be arrested for quote unquote slappin a ho
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Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
him and the car are going to put out the albums.. the car is going to make the beats and david is going to spit.. HOLLA!
I'm gonna buy it. Maybe not listen to it in public but I got to hear this. He was on the news for getting a DUI Saturday night. He should of let KITT be the designated driver.Quote:
Originally Posted by SwoleCat
Folks bought Vanilla Ice's sh*t....DH aint much better.Quote:
Originally Posted by SwoleCat
David is huge in Germany, dont understand why doh......kinda freaky.