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    No Lie. David Hasselhoff is a Rapper now.

    I just saw on Fox news, David Hasselhoff is releasing a rap album produced by Ice-T. I am not making this up. I know he had a music career in Europe and he is like Elvis Presley or Michael Jackson over there (sais a lot about Europe, lol). Is this the craziest **** you heard all day? It was for me.

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    Now I can die.

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    So he's gone from Night Rider to Night Rapper?

    It's a sad sad day...

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    LOL thats classic!!!!

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    Hassel, The Hoff!!
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    yeah he is a rapper now does he have a gold tooth and phat farm get up now?

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    Yo me and KITT we gonna hit the set...Role up on Pamela Lee in her 2 piece set...Im gonna have my Members Only jacket on my back...And Ice-T is producing so you know I aint wack...Now whos the mack I was boning on Baywatch...From Carmen Electra to Jenny from the block...with my wavy black hair better know I don't care...Cause Ice-T pulls the AK when my temper flares...


    I made that up but I really was serious abut him rapping now. I think the CD will sell for the laughs.

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    Well, at this point rapping was the next logical step... of course stepping on a landmine would have been preferable...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    Well, at this point rapping was the next logical step... of course stepping on a landmine would have been preferable...



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    This pick makes me laugh, and I hate myself for it.

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    **** if I was a woman I couldn't keep my hands off of him. He is a major hottie. lol

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    i just tossed my tuna and pork rinds...thx LOL

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    he must be really strapped for cash to stoop this low.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAUCYgator
    he must be really strapped for cash to stoop this low.

    This isnt about cash bro. It's about placing a bright, shining pinnacle on a brilliant and flawless career. I for one will buy this album and rock it in my Trans-Jam with pride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by inheritmylife
    This isnt about cash bro. It's about placing a bright, shining pinnacle on a brilliant and flawless career. I for one will buy this album and rock it in my Trans-Jam with pride.
    I have never seen you but I can picture that vividly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by inheritmylife
    This isnt about cash bro. It's about placing a bright, shining pinnacle on a brilliant and flawless career. I for one will buy this album and rock it in my Trans-Jam with pride.
    SLAP SLAP wake up biotch!!!!!!!! this is 2004 not 1988!!!!!!

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    LMAO at this thread!!

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    thats my local news nbc 13 im supprised i didnt hear this allready thats too much what next mr t gonna team up with willie nelson

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    Yo me and KITT we gonna hit the set...Role up on Pamela Lee in her 2 piece set...Im gonna have my Members Only jacket on my back...And Ice-T is producing so you know I aint wack...Now whos the mack I was boning on Baywatch...From Carmen Electra to Jenny from the block...with my wavy black hair better know I don't care...Cause Ice-T pulls the AK when my temper flares...


    I made that up but I really was serious abut him rapping now. I think the CD will sell for the laughs.

    thats pretty good bro! its ok if you are a fan, we wont flame you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoon
    thats pretty good bro! its ok if you are a fan, we wont flame you
    appears that way huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoon
    thats pretty good bro! its ok if you are a fan, we wont flame you
    Maybe you can get in touch with the Has and co write rap songs with him.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoon
    thats pretty good bro! its ok if you are a fan, we wont flame you

    Well I am president of the fan club. However it was to get chicks, ALL the ladies young and old love the Has.

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    Night Rider was a badass show I wont lie...and when I was younger, Baywatch was like a porno to me. But this goes over the line. What the f*ck is he thinking??

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    this is soooo ugly

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    No one is gonna buy that sh*t, it'll flop............

    Totally ridiculous............wtf is he gonna rap about???

    LP is titled "Turbo Boost N Baywatch B*tches"

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    worlds are colliding..

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    No one is gonna buy that sh*t, it'll flop............
    Hey Milli Vanilly and Vanilla Ice managed to have their moments in the spotlight... need I say more?

    He'll have his 1 hit wonder and then will go die under a bridge somewhere (hopefully!)

    Red

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    Speaking of which....

    Hasselhoff arrested for DUI.

    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...ple_hasselhoff

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    next it will be arrested for quote unquote slappin a ho

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    So he's gone from Night Rider to Night Rapper?

    It's a sad sad day...

    Red

    him and the car are going to put out the albums.. the car is going to make the beats and david is going to spit.. HOLLA!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    No one is gonna buy that sh*t, it'll flop............

    Totally ridiculous............wtf is he gonna rap about???

    LP is titled "Turbo Boost N Baywatch B*tches"

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    I'm gonna buy it. Maybe not listen to it in public but I got to hear this. He was on the news for getting a DUI Saturday night. He should of let KITT be the designated driver.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    No one is gonna buy that sh*t, it'll flop............

    Totally ridiculous............wtf is he gonna rap about???

    LP is titled "Turbo Boost N Baywatch B*tches"

    ~SC~
    Folks bought Vanilla Ice's sh*t....DH aint much better.

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    David is huge in Germany, dont understand why doh......kinda freaky.

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