Excuse my anger towards females part 1

[Smalltown]

I hate to be one to post things about my relationship on here. I just got home and im about ready to bust. I've been arguing with my gf for a few days. We fight about everything. She's so insecure its unreal. She would get jealous at a toilet because it seen my cock. This chick is the most unsexual women i've met in my life.

We've been together for 3 years,2 months. We have sex about twice a week. That's not too bad I guess,but far from satisfactory. There's a lot more to us then that,and I understand sex isnt the main part of a relationship.
She has left me with blue balls 5 out of the last 6 times we have done anything.

We just got together today, and I even came out and told her that I was horny and she said she was too. So I'm all happy going over there and I have to put up with the normal sh*t like her rambling about crap I could careless about. Then she takes a shower,and finally comes over. Well we dick around for like 10 minutes then what a joke. We do it for like 5 minutes. She's reminded me of what a person looks like when you view them that are sitting dead in a coffin. Then she starts talking!!!!!!!!!! I'm sitting there actually going back and forth and she is starting a conversation.. WTF? It's not like im Mr.Tinypenis. She was complaining at first that it was hurting. So **** im all pissed. My nuts are like killing me when I get up. So I do what any loyal self respecting male should.

I wait til she starts a conversation about her stupid a$s friends,and I start jerking off. The look on her face was priceless. She says what the fock are you doing? I flat out tell her ass if your going to talk when I f*ck you,I'm going to jack when you talk...I don't post about my relationships but **** I had to relieve myself..Btw I'm not posting this under my real account because she watches everything I do,and me sharing stories on AR is just something else to bitch about.

[ttuPrincess]

teee heee.. I would like to know who you really are.. that **** is funny.. poor guy .. ..

[PurePower]

LOL that is pretty funny bro.


I wonder who this is????

[DADDYDBOL]

hhhhhmmmmmm........gives us a hint.....

[OGPackin]

Hey bro, i feel ur pain i dont think its funny. Im sure uv read my relationship (or lack there of) thread. Im done trying to figure women out, and for ur own sanity i recommend u do the same. If u love her sit her down and explain what ur feeling and see where that leads u...Good luck!!

OG

[SAUCYgator]

women fake sex, men fake relationships.

[zOaib]

women fake sex, men fake relationships.

true that !

[UrbanLegend]

Do you really like this girl? Is she really worth the drama she is putting you through? It doesn't sound like you are going to marry this girl.......

[decadbal]

ditch the loser ho bro.... to many out there to let one that weird mess with you

[Jade]

It sounds to me like she is uncomfortable about herself, if she is talking during sex she is probably nervous and that is the only thing she can do to feel comfortable. I think you need to make her feel special, plan something out and take it to another level,does she have any toys? If not she needs some, she doesn't seem to know what to do with herself during sex.

Otherwise you could introduce another women and see what happens, maybe she truly isn't into men.... sorry but it may be the case.

[SV-1]

Coldstone, is that you?

[ttuPrincess]

Coldstone, is that you?

thats sooo wrong.. hell no its not! we have enough cialis in this house to keep the whole board horney!!!!

[decadbal]

is this coldstone????? no offense ttu..lol

[DADDYDBOL]

Coldstone, is that you?

[ttuPrincess]

yall think your soo funny.. hell no .. I love sex!!!!!! and Im not ashamed to admit it!!!

[decadbal]

thats sooo wrong.. hell no its not! we have enough cialis in this house to keep the whole board horney!!!!

ok good, i thought i was about to get attacked...lol

[SV-1]

yall think your soo funny.. hell no .. I love sex!!!!!! and Im not ashamed to admit it!!!

Yeah...... OK....... Sure.

when I feel fat Ill be darned if Coldstone gets to even touch me!

This just proves that women and logic don't mix. Sex would work off calories and help you feel less fat. It's a win-win situation.

From this thread.
http://forums.anabolicreview.com/sho...79#post1036679


I still think it's Coldstone.

[ttuPrincess]

yeah that happens like once a month maybe..

[Blown_SC]

I love how SV-1 actually does his research....funny sh!t bro...

[DADDYDBOL]

I love how SV-1 actually does his research....funny sh!t bro...

yeah....its like the hunter guy in jurassic park when they are talking about the raptors.....'and they remember'.....i don't like it....

[SV-1]

I love how SV-1 actually does his research....funny sh!t bro...

Oh, there's more, tee hee.

and i just capped 100 var tabs in the background for princess...

From this thread.http://forums.anabolicreview.com/sho...d.php?t=104926

you could buy her something nice.. like a piece of shiny jewlery.. you would be getting laid for the next week for sure.. probably a month

I've seen your "jewelry", CS posted a pic in the lab. Is he going to gift wrap each cap?

that aint my jewlery.. lol but it does have the same effect as jewlery!!

From this thread.http://forums.anabolicreview.com/sho...d.php?t=105022

I'm not religious, but I think we should all say a prayer for CS and Princess.

[Blown_SC]

yeah....its like the hunter guy in jurassic park when they are talking about the raptors.....'and they remember'.....i don't like it....

Umm...
Not one bit..

[ttuPrincess]

Oh, there's more, tee hee.



From this thread.http://forums.anabolicreview.com/sho...d.php?t=104926



From this thread.http://forums.anabolicreview.com/sho...d.php?t=105022

I'm not religious, but I think we should all say a prayer for CS and Princess.

you sir are horrible!!! .. wanna know where I have been for the past hour?? making him dinner.. lol see Im a good g/f now why would i deny sex?? I like it too

[thegorilla]

dayum !!

wtf is she thinkinmg ?

Take that chic back to the morgue.

Remember :

Reproduction only

TheInfamousApe

[bigbouncinballs]

if she truly loves you, she'll help you out. not to sound like an idiot, but you warm her up right? even if my girl is in the worst mood ever, ready to kick, claw and bite, i force her pants down far enough, bust that little clit out with my fingers and go to town lickity style... never fails. but i assume you do warm her up so basically it just sucks for you. let her know that you know sex isn't everything... but it's a pretty big fockin thing. or use guilt. tell her that her lack of interest in sex makes you feel unwanted and unattractive.

[bermich]

It sounds to me like she is uncomfortable about herself, if she is talking during sex she is probably nervous and that is the only thing she can do to feel comfortable. I think you need to make her feel special, plan something out and take it to another level,does she have any toys? If not she needs some, she doesn't seem to know what to do with herself during sex.

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I disagree with that. I just think she is selfish and doesnt stop to think about what other people want. If she cared about how he felt during sex she would not have given him blue balls. There are other ways for a girl to take care of a guy.
I dump girls like that. Whether it be selfishness or just oblivious to what guys want. Either way, its an unfixable situation.

[inheritmylife]

I disagree with that. I just think she is selfish and doesnt stop to think about what other people want. If she cared about how he felt during sex she would not have given him blue balls. There are other ways for a girl to take care of a guy.
I dump girls like that. Whether it be selfishness or just oblivious to what guys want. Either way, its an unfixable situation.

Truer words were never spoken.

[juicehoe]

you sir are horrible!!! .. wanna know where I have been for the past hour?? making him dinner.. lol see Im a good g/f now why would i deny sex?? I like it too

lol poor princess... getting picked on with that great research lmao

[Blown_SC]

dayum !!

wtf is she thinkinmg ?

Take that chic back to the morgue.

Remember :

Reproduction only

TheInfamousApe

You have to be one of the funniest bros on the board
Unique!