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06-08-2004, 04:29 PM #1LM1332 Guest
That joke was so horrible that i was forced to post this here
A small zoo in Alabama acquires a rare gorilla, who quickly becomes agitated. The zookeeper determines that the female ape is in heat, but there are no male apes available for mating.
The zookeeper approaches a redneck janitor with a proposition. “Would you be willing to have sex with this gorilla for $500?” he asks.
The janitor accepts the offer, but only on three conditions: “First, I don’t want to have to kiss her. And second, you can never tell anyone about this.” The zookeeper agrees to the conditions and asks about the third.
“Well,” says the janitor, “I’m gonna need another week to come up with the $500.”
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06-08-2004, 04:36 PM #2
Another redneck post....Wonder who'd be laughing if someone posted that about blacks?
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06-08-2004, 04:42 PM #3Originally Posted by goodtobeapimp
Lighten up bro....
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06-08-2004, 04:45 PM #4LM1332 Guest
Have you ever seen Blue Collar Comedy Tour
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06-08-2004, 04:52 PM #5
I just get aggervated at "redneck this and redneck that." I wish people would do away with all the slang with everyone and the world would be a better place. I'm far from racist but I know that if half the jokes that are referring to "redneck" would be referring to any group of people,everyone would raise hell..............male pms has kicked in for me prior to this thread,so please excuse....
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06-08-2004, 04:54 PM #6LM1332 GuestOriginally Posted by goodtobeapimp
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06-08-2004, 05:51 PM #7Junior Member
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Originally Posted by goodtobeapimp
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06-08-2004, 05:54 PM #8
lmao.....thats good....
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06-08-2004, 05:57 PM #9Originally Posted by goodtobeapimp
bro...your not a redneck....your a yankee....lol..j/j
i just spent a week in ravenna(sp) last month....nice but everyone smiled at me and said 'your from texas...huh?' whenever I said anything....
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06-08-2004, 05:57 PM #10
I thought it was pretty funny!
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06-08-2004, 06:24 PM #11Originally Posted by SAUCYgator
Wah wah... as soon as you see an indian in my back yard or a black man in shackles then you can say that with sense.
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06-08-2004, 06:27 PM #12Junior Member
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Originally Posted by goodtobeapimp
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06-08-2004, 06:31 PM #13Originally Posted by goodtobeapimp
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06-08-2004, 06:34 PM #14Originally Posted by SAUCYgator
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06-08-2004, 06:34 PM #15Originally Posted by SAUCYgator
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06-08-2004, 06:36 PM #16Originally Posted by SAUCYgator
bro....lighten up....Ohio doesn't have rednecks....until you've drove from brownsville up to houston over to san antonio then over to new orleans you haven't seen rednecks....shlt i think ohio was against slavery......well anyway, both of you better straighten up before i send my uncle cletis and my cousins jed, bubba, billy bob, and rufus over.....rednecks.....ppppffffttttt....aint no rednecks round heere.......
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06-08-2004, 07:54 PM #17LM1332 Guest
Big Daddy is gonna poop stuff around
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06-08-2004, 08:06 PM #18
it was actually pretty good
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06-11-2004, 10:05 AM #19Member
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Originally Posted by DADDYDBOL
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Originally Posted by SAUCYgator
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06-11-2004, 10:10 AM #21
Being Black or Indian is a race.
Being a redneck is not a race. It's a description of someone's actions, intelligence, and beliefs. A redneck is not ANYONE from the south. A redneck is a slow, dimwitted, backwards person. So making a joke saying that a redneck is all of these things is basically just redundant.
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06-11-2004, 10:19 AM #22
Right, allthough ive always belived rednecks were rasists a-holes from the eastern states and they are kinda like hicks. Stupid, ugly, fat, no teeth, cheewing tobacco etc.
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06-11-2004, 11:02 AM #23
Amazing isn't it? "Free South Africa!".. yeah its a great country now... One of the most beautiful places in the world, turned into a giant ghetto where it isn't safe to walk the streets if you're white.
Originally Posted by majorpecs
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06-11-2004, 11:05 AM #24Originally Posted by majorpecs
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06-11-2004, 01:10 PM #25Originally Posted by bdtr
I love white sharks and would love to go diving with them in South Africa but the climate in the country is to dangerous imo, tourists get murderd and robbed there every week it seems.
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06-11-2004, 01:14 PM #26Originally Posted by palme
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06-11-2004, 02:08 PM #27Originally Posted by bad_man
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06-11-2004, 03:28 PM #28Originally Posted by bad_man
hey........................ ever met a black man that wasn't a racist???
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06-11-2004, 03:29 PM #29AR-Hall of Famer / Retired
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I think its funny but what is sad is that people arent even handed - so easy to cry racism these days
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06-11-2004, 03:30 PM #30Originally Posted by CYCLEONThe answer to your every question
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06-11-2004, 03:33 PM #31Originally Posted by spywizard
now thats funny.....
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