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    That joke was so horrible that i was forced to post this here

    A small zoo in Alabama acquires a rare gorilla, who quickly becomes agitated. The zookeeper determines that the female ape is in heat, but there are no male apes available for mating.

    The zookeeper approaches a redneck janitor with a proposition. “Would you be willing to have sex with this gorilla for $500?” he asks.

    The janitor accepts the offer, but only on three conditions: “First, I don’t want to have to kiss her. And second, you can never tell anyone about this.” The zookeeper agrees to the conditions and asks about the third.

    “Well,” says the janitor, “I’m gonna need another week to come up with the $500.”

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    Another redneck post....Wonder who'd be laughing if someone posted that about blacks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by goodtobeapimp
    Another redneck post....Wonder who'd be laughing if someone posted that about blacks?

    Lighten up bro....

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    Have you ever seen Blue Collar Comedy Tour

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    I just get aggervated at "redneck this and redneck that." I wish people would do away with all the slang with everyone and the world would be a better place. I'm far from racist but I know that if half the jokes that are referring to "redneck" would be referring to any group of people,everyone would raise hell..............male pms has kicked in for me prior to this thread,so please excuse....

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    Quote Originally Posted by goodtobeapimp
    I just get aggervated at "redneck this and redneck that." I wish people would do away with all the slang with everyone and the world would be a better place. I'm far from racist but I know that if half the jokes that are referring to "redneck" would be referring to any group of people,everyone would raise hell..............male pms has kicked in for me prior to this thread,so please excuse....
    Its alright man just laugh it off

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    Quote Originally Posted by goodtobeapimp
    Another redneck post....Wonder who'd be laughing if someone posted that about blacks?
    rednecks were real sensitive when they killed all the indians and enslaved blacks for about 300 years. now, rednecks get offended by a stupid joke? give me a ****ing break.

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    lmao.....thats good....

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    Quote Originally Posted by goodtobeapimp
    Another redneck post....Wonder who'd be laughing if someone posted that about blacks?



    bro...your not a redneck....your a yankee....lol..j/j


    i just spent a week in ravenna(sp) last month....nice but everyone smiled at me and said 'your from texas...huh?' whenever I said anything....

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    I thought it was pretty funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAUCYgator
    rednecks were real sensitive when they killed all the indians and enslaved blacks for about 300 years. now, rednecks get offended by a stupid joke? give me a ****ing break.

    Wah wah... as soon as you see an indian in my back yard or a black man in shackles then you can say that with sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by goodtobeapimp
    Wah wah... as soon as you see an indian in my back yard or a black man in shackles then you can say that with sense.
    i wont be seeing any indians in your backyard because a bunch of rednecks killed them all. oops, im sorry did i just offend you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by goodtobeapimp
    Another redneck post....Wonder who'd be laughing if someone posted that about blacks?
    i was gonna make a joke, but dont have the nerve to.... and most rednecks havnt ever seen a gorilla baby..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAUCYgator
    i wont be seeing any indians in your backyard because a bunch of rednecks killed them all. oops, im sorry did i just offend you...
    actually it was the US army, or what most northerns remember as the northern army..... so um yea...... here hold this.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAUCYgator
    i wont be seeing any indians in your backyard because a bunch of rednecks killed them all. oops, im sorry did i just offend you...
    Actually no...but I can see you stereotype everyone.. I'm sure you prolly don't with other ethanic groups.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAUCYgator
    i wont be seeing any indians in your backyard because a bunch of rednecks killed them all. oops, im sorry did i just offend you...


    bro....lighten up....Ohio doesn't have rednecks....until you've drove from brownsville up to houston over to san antonio then over to new orleans you haven't seen rednecks....shlt i think ohio was against slavery......well anyway, both of you better straighten up before i send my uncle cletis and my cousins jed, bubba, billy bob, and rufus over.....rednecks.....ppppffffttttt....aint no rednecks round heere.......

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    Big Daddy is gonna poop stuff around

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    it was actually pretty good

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    Quote Originally Posted by DADDYDBOL
    bro....lighten up....Ohio doesn't have rednecks....until you've drove from brownsville up to houston over to san antonio then over to new orleans you haven't seen rednecks.
    Never seen any rednecks in Brownsville, Houston, or San Antonio. Just illegals and Chicanos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAUCYgator
    rednecks were real sensitive when they killed all the indians and enslaved blacks for about 300 years. now, rednecks get offended by a stupid joke? give me a ****ing break.
    yeah well, the rednecks learned how to treat people and no longer enslave blacks....UNLIKE the BLACKS in africa who enslave WHITE people even TODAY.

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    Being Black or Indian is a race.

    Being a redneck is not a race. It's a description of someone's actions, intelligence, and beliefs. A redneck is not ANYONE from the south. A redneck is a slow, dimwitted, backwards person. So making a joke saying that a redneck is all of these things is basically just redundant.

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    Right, allthough ive always belived rednecks were rasists a-holes from the eastern states and they are kinda like hicks. Stupid, ugly, fat, no teeth, cheewing tobacco etc.

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    Amazing isn't it? "Free South Africa!".. yeah its a great country now... One of the most beautiful places in the world, turned into a giant ghetto where it isn't safe to walk the streets if you're white.

    Quote Originally Posted by majorpecs
    yeah well, the rednecks learned how to treat people and no longer enslave blacks....UNLIKE the BLACKS in africa who enslave WHITE people even TODAY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by majorpecs
    yeah well, the rednecks learned how to treat people and no longer enslave blacks....UNLIKE the BLACKS in africa who enslave WHITE people even TODAY.
    Give them 200 years and I'm sure they'll be enlightened. After all, that's all it took the "rednecks" to come around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdtr
    Amazing isn't it? "Free South Africa!".. yeah its a great country now... One of the most beautiful places in the world, turned into a giant ghetto where it isn't safe to walk the streets if you're white.
    They got the World cup in 2010...im sorry but im NOT going there!!!

    I love white sharks and would love to go diving with them in South Africa but the climate in the country is to dangerous imo, tourists get murderd and robbed there every week it seems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
    I love white sharks and would love to go diving with them in South Africa but the climate in the country is to dangerous imo, tourists get murderd and robbed there every week it seems.
    Sounds like Washington, DC

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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_man
    Sounds like Washington, DC

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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_man
    Sounds like Washington, DC
    yep......... the largest murder rate in the country..... has been for 2 decades..


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    I think its funny but what is sad is that people arent even handed - so easy to cry racism these days

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    Quote Originally Posted by CYCLEON
    I think its funny but what is sad is that people arent even handed - so easy to cry racism these days
    tired of it tooooooooooo
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard

    hey........................ ever met a black man that wasn't a racist???

    me neither...........

    now thats funny.....

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