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    Any of you guys ever hear of these "virus" thingies going around on the internet?

    Well, apparently they're out there and they're really pissed off about something because they ****ed my computer up royally. I've only had the thing for 2 weeks and I already got it so infected with viruses and trojans that it actually stopped working for a while. I'm that bright. I shouldn't even be allowed within ten feet of anything even remotely expensive. My dad helped me fix it up a bit better but the pop-ups and **** are still there. Mother ****ers. Plus, I can't get music to play which is very seriously irking me at the present time.
    On another note, I just went to the grocery store to buy some cold cuts and a few other items and when I got up to the counter (baked as usual) the check-out girl said hello to me like she recognized me. I couldn't place her at first, but then I remembered this girl had given me her phone number a few weeks ago and I never called her since she sounded stupid when she talked to me and also I wasn't attracted enough to her to make it worth the effort. Still, I had told her I would to get rid of her and she even full on kissed me like the retard she surely must be when she left. Awkward much? Naturally, being the smooth mother ****er that I am, I quickly siddled my ass backwards and over to the next line where I expediently paid for my goods and got the **** out of there. I'm sure she'll tell all her friends what a gentleman I am.

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    Hey bro...

    Go to symantech.com and download the 15day free trial of norton antivirus...

    I got rid of allll of my trojans....and cleaned it up nicely.

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    gentleman...haha...thats good.....


    i don't like it....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blown_SC
    Hey bro...

    Go to symantech.com and download the 15day free trial of norton antivirus...

    I got rid of allll of my trojans....and cleaned it up nicely.
    I didn't mean for this to sound so dirty

    But seriously...give it a try.....(courtesy of Spy)

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    My Apple doesnt get viruses

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demon Deacon
    My Apple doesnt get viruses
    Nor does my E-machine....Just got it recently.

    AMD 3.8 ghz 64 bit processor
    512 Ram
    60 gb hard drive
    9600 Radeon video card
    CD/DVD RW combo
    16 inch widescreen monitor....Ownage!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demon Deacon
    My Apple doesnt get viruses
    I'd love to have a Mac again...

    I'd also get some serious pleasure out of strangeling some of those virus' authors - little maggots

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warrior
    I'd love to have a Mac again...

    I'd also get some serious pleasure out of strangeling some of those virus' authors - little maggots
    I'm a trojan author hehe But I honestly use it for office purposes only

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booyah
    Nor does my E-machine....Just got it recently.

    AMD 3.8 ghz 64 bit processor
    512 Ram
    60 gb hard drive
    9600 Radeon video card
    CD/DVD RW combo
    16 inch widescreen monitor....Ownage!
    the one from WalMart??? me too.. computer knowledge curtosy of juicehoe.. when hes not crying baout girls.. hes very knowledgable.. lol j/p with yaman...


    but Nathan I have had mine for about 3 months.. got f'ing attacked a few weeks ago.. went to ad-aware.com and downloaded that.. and also to www.antivisus.com .. try those..

    Princess

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booyah
    I'm a trojan author hehe But I honestly use it for office purposes only
    Well protect them flippin' scripts like the plague - cause you got a leak!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
    the one from WalMart??? me too.. computer knowledge curtosy of juicehoe.. when hes not crying baout girls.. hes very knowledgable.. lol j/p with yaman...


    but Nathan I have had mine for about 3 months.. got f'ing attacked a few weeks ago.. went to ad-aware.com and downloaded that.. and also to www.antivisus.com .. try those..

    Princess
    The one from best buy...its my laptop

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warrior
    Well protect them flippin' scripts like the plague - cause you got a leak!
    Subseven source code.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booyah
    The one from best buy...its my laptop
    I would love to have had the money for a laptop.. but oh well..

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    nathan you never seize to amaze me.. if you need an anti virus pm me im on a cable..

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    [QUOTE=Nathan]......but then I remembered this girl had given me her phone number a few weeks ago and I never called her since she sounded stupid when she talked to me and also I wasn't attracted enough to her to make it worth the effort...... QUOTE]

    Bro, seeing as you usually high you were probably stoned when you met her the first time right....I can't imagine you sounded to bright either.....j/k bro

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    Nathan. Your life is funny. I wish I knew people like you to hang out with.

    I usually kick my computer when it pisses me off. I broke a couple computers that way. Broke the mother board on one and something on the other. I usually just delete everything and start from scratch if something gets screwed up. No time to learn how to work on these gay ass machines.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bermich
    Nathan. Your life is funny. I wish I knew people like you to hang out with.

    I usually kick my computer when it pisses me off. I broke a couple computers that way. Broke the mother board on one and something on the other. I usually just delete everything and start from scratch if something gets screwed up. No time to learn how to work on these gay ass machines.
    carefull i have done both.. old computer had harddrive was pushed in cause i kicked it.. and then i started deleting ****.. ended up deletin manymuch needed files and couldnt turn the thing back on..

    just went out and bought anew one.. hen my moms fiance fixed the old one in like 3 hours.. oh welll

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
    carefull i have done both.. old computer had harddrive was pushed in cause i kicked it.. and then i started deleting ****.. ended up deletin manymuch needed files and couldnt turn the thing back on..

    just went out and bought anew one.. hen my moms fiance fixed the old one in like 3 hours.. oh welll
    God that is exactly what I do. Our way of troubleshooting I guess.
    Thing that sucks is my uncle who is the computer wiz moved across counrty.

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