Geo is back on the road and seeing new people everyday. On his journey he meets a porn star named "RON" who is 315 pound sumo wrestler from australia! "Nice diaper" Geo thought as RON kept purposely dropping nickles infront of a restaurant window and bending over to pick them up, many of the people at "Bermich's" restaurant lost their lunch to say the least. Geo felt the need to get away from RON since people from the restaurant grabbed ahold of this sumo wrestling porn star and started pounding him! It must have been an "Act of God" for the next event to happen, because as Geo looked up in the sky in flew "Cpt.Steele" with his trusty sidekick "ChrisAdams" and they helped out RON because both of these super heros were big fans of RON's porographic films. Disgusted Geo moves on...
Next Geo found himself at the mall and enter'd the store "BDTR" "What does that stand for" Geo thought... Aww well i'll have to check it out. Inside he the following... Tattoo's, milk,barbie dolls,a machine gun, Burt but no Ernie (BDTR slept with Ernie) a wide selection of fireworks, and last but not least... Bazooka joe bubble gum. This place was really neatly kept and was full of eager buyers who all wore theme shirts. "Elliot", "Decadbal", "Mallet (The French sensation), and "LORDBLITZ" all were wearing shirts to support their favorite website... You all know what i'm talking about... HOTORNOT.com! Judging by the way this girl who acted like a "Primodonna" acted... she was less then impressed. Tough break guys!
Geo continued on and found himself at a club, as he looked at the dance floor he seen a "JuiceHoe" dancing with a :elephant: and man did he seem happy! Just then, A "Partyboy from NYC" jumped on the table and started stomping his feet and clapping his hands to "we will we will rock you" which Geo thought was odd because that song wasn't playing at the time... I guess he was doing it on his own steam and trying to get the ppl at the bar to follow his lead... Hilarious Geo thought as he looked at the dance floor again, now there was some guy who went by the name of "Martha" who was wearing a "Purplelaceteddy" and was dancing with a :banana: Because it was apparent to the bar that this Martha guy Loved dancing banana's. Just then Geo seen a guy who looked like this :afro: with "DADDYDBOL" shaved in the back of it what a "Galoot" Geo thought. Now Geo was starting to get a weird feeling about this bar so he jumped in a "SV-1" and got the hell out of town... With chicks ofcourse... One who called herself "Cammando Barbie" and the other one named "Spunhoney" ofcourse a 3some was had.. and it was good :wg: Until next time... keep on truckin..
