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Enjoy. THIS IS CLEAN, NO VIRUS OR LINKS TO PORN OR CREDIT CARD ADVERTISEMENTS I SWEAR ON MY NUTS.
http://www.quq.dk/cybersex.htm
this is the funniest ****ing thing i have seen in awhile..
me and my buddy used to go on chat rooms and harrass the hell out of ppl, i'd be almost pissing myself
used to???
ya.. i woudl still do it for ****s and giggles if I had a bucnh of people to do it with hahaahhaa..
its like egging houses........ you always feel the desire to egg a house, but something holds you back
Too much time?
I take back what i said abotu tsomething holding me back...
its more like i need a excuse to egg etc...
LOOOOOOOOOL the last one was classic
Oh man these are great :lol: I like the papa johns one the best
I have to bump this so every sees it hahaha.. **** this one kills me....
Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Boy: Are you willing?
Girl: What do you need me to do?
Boy: I need you talk like a pirate.
Girl: ???
Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Boy: ok?
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You can't be serious
Boy: Oh yes I am!
Boy: It's my fantasy.
Girl: this is retarded
Boy: Do you want it or not?
Girl: Yes I want it.
Boy: Then you'll do it for me?
Girl: sure
Boy: Ok. Here we go.
Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy.
Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.
Girl: mmmm yeah
Boy: uh oh ...going limp.
Girl: Har
Boy: You gotta do better than that!
Boy: Your picture was really bad.
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke.
Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
Girl: mmmmmm you are good
Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Boy: going limp
Girl: HARRRRRRR
Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Boy: You begin to sway back and forth.
Boy: going limp
Girl: this is stupid
Boy: ...still limp
Boy: Do it!
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Boy: I see **** nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.
Girl: WTF?!?!?
Boy: They stink really bad.
Girl: OMG STOP!!!
Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Boy: I ram it up your ass.
Girl: YOURE A ****ING PYSCHO!!
Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Boy: And turn you into a ****ing candy apple...
Boy: I kick you in the face!
Girl: **** YOU ASSHOLE!!
Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Boy: Your parrot flys away.
Boy: ...going limp again.
Boy: Hello?
Boy: Say it!
Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
LMFAO oh my god thats great :lol:
lmao.....
LOL, "I put on my robe and wizard hat"
fuk I cant beleive I laughed that much at that
That's some funny $hit
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LOL people have too much time on there hands.
thats ****in hilarious
Prime you are the man for this thread.. i have read it 8 times or so since you posted it and still laugh out loud.. I think you and me woudl get along well... do you laugh when old people fall like me?? how about when kids fall off there bikes and cry?
LOL i do....is that wrong :unsure: who cares LOOOOL :hello:Quote:
Originally Posted by animal-inside
new sig dedicated to this thread.
animal you gotta add the part where he puts on his robe and wizard hat! haha thats the best part of that one
Ive seen this before. I like this one I use to work at a hotel as a night clerk that had about 150 wanna be vampires that would play a role playing game just like this guy in the hotels unused bar
.bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
Yeah it was pretty sweet.
Thanks for the well-needed :lol: Prime.....
Hardest I've laughed in a long-a$$ time :lol:
Cheers guys. Do i laugh when children fall of their bikes? Dude! ONLY IF I PUSHED EM :dg:
D4mn RE-POSTERS! Cyberninja has already been on here!
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Originally Posted by palme
yeah but it is so frickin funny!!!
almost got in trouble at work for laughing so hard
This is good shiat
i got tears.......... thankz
That's a classic :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by animal-inside
can we make this a sticky???!?!?
haha omg, funny shiznit
Crazy ****
Bloodninja that name will get her in the mood
agree 1000% i'm laughin so bad i can hardly type :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by animal-inside
the pirate one is ****ing hilarious jesus lmao
I could not even finish reading...all my co-workers are in here looking at me....ba ha ha ha ha h a h!!!!
Tears....oh ****...ba ha hja hah a advfhdgfv
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Originally Posted by jbigdog69
bump must see thread lol
lololol.. I'm doing this tonight in the herpes chat.
that **** is soooo funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy