Need to Lose weight ASAP

**AJS** · 06-13-2004, 08:14 PM

****, i never thought i would post something like this. I need to lose as much weight, i can by next saturday. Becuz im going to this hot partY, and i obviously dont wana luk too thick(chuby). Im 196, abt 16-.6% bf. 5'11. Any one have any quick methods, or tricks they would like to share. highly apprecaited. remmeber i have 6 days. help a brotha out. thanks peAce!

**barbarian** · 06-13-2004, 08:19 PM

onlything i can say it get some taraxatone(its a water loss pill) and take that 2 days before and dureing the party..youl look less bloated for sure..but one week isnt long enof to lose fat...not even a 1 pound man....

**LilVito469** · 06-13-2004, 08:29 PM

like i said in the other thread, just smoke crack...

***SV-1*** · 06-13-2004, 08:29 PM

Bro, you started four of these threads. Don't you think that's a little overkill?

**bad_man** · 06-13-2004, 08:36 PM

Cut off a leg. There's 40-50 lbs right there.

**LilVito469** · 06-13-2004, 08:37 PM

Originally Posted by bad_man

Cut off a leg. There's 40-50 lbs right there.

lol....

**barbarian** · 06-13-2004, 08:40 PM

Originally Posted by bad_man

Cut off a leg. There's 40-50 lbs right there.

yup 40lbs easy

**AandF6969** · 06-13-2004, 08:42 PM

ahhhh newbies

ttuPrincess · 06-13-2004, 08:44 PM

take adderall.. lose 10 lbs in like 3 days.. wont sleep wont eat.. leaglized speed.. its the shiznit.. lol...

or you could **** in a sauna and look at swolecat's 7 day diet thing...

and tan.. that'll make you look better too

**LeanMeOut** · 06-13-2004, 08:54 PM

Swole's 7 days to ultimate leanness will only work if he is at a low enough body fat which he isn't. If I were this guy.... I would just try and rid myself of water weight.

Good suggestion about tanning too princess... that will make you look better for sure. But other than the water weight your focked. Now if you don't mind losing muscle, you could basically eat close to nothing and just have water by the gallons and vitamins for this week, I am sure you could lose a few pounds doing that, but say goodbye to your hard earned muscle (if you have any). But honestly.... why does it matter how you look at this party? Unless you are going to a group orgy why worry about it? Be yourself, if b!tches don't like you for your personality and who you are then fock em.

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