Sorry, just thought I'd rub your fvcking nose's in the sh*t, lol....
Heading off in August!............ IBIZA LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS!
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Sorry, just thought I'd rub your fvcking nose's in the sh*t, lol....
Heading off in August!............ IBIZA LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS!
I have heard Ibiza is a notorious homosexual vacation spot. J/K have fun and make sure terrorize the local Spanish women.
good move bro, i was there two years ago, you are coming at a good time, peak season! make sure to check out ammnesia, pacha and cafe del mar!! youl have a blast.Quote:
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Dont beat yourself up to much :)Quote:
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SEE THAT..... SEE FVCKING THAT.....Quote:
Originally Posted by mass junkie
Mention queer's and Mass shows up. Legend says he can smell a boy scout at a 1000 paces.
Look Mommy...its a cone head
god dang boy...you got a head shaped like a lima bean
depending on where you go, there probably wont even be any spanish people :D
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Why in the hell did you save his picture?
same reason I saved yours........to fight off the roachesQuote:
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Maybe Bouncer can tell me. I think our last name is the same. I wonder if my family is from Ireland?
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What ever excuse you want to use. You still have a picture of my ass on your desk. Bouncer may be right. Your gay.
We'll find out when we got campingQuote:
Originally Posted by Martha
I keep hearin bout this place...Maybe get a chance to take some beach pictures to post up after your return???Quote:
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Have fun bro,
-ost
i'm so jealous.........i want to go there so bad....ibiza is like the party capital of the world......i will definlity make it there eventually.........
Mass is jonny on the spot with that kind of talk floating around. hahaha.
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Couldn't go to Israel so you comprimised on Ibiza.... ;) J/K.
when are you going bouncer? need to go towards the closing parties end of august.
i think 956vette will be there.
Be sure to check out the techno scene, its huge there.
OMFG Bouncer, Mass and Mart you old pricks have made my day with this thread LOL.
So Rak_Ani is it a double bed again this year?.... ;)Quote:
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This year I'm sending you to a course at the Dead Sea about "why red head Irish people shouldn't lay in the sun for hours without sunscreen". When you're done there, after we get the dead sea mud off of you and after you will experience first and that it's not a good idea to rub your eyes after dipping them in the dead sea water :eek: , you'll be taken by an Israeli chef to learn about the different kinds of fruits in Israel, the parts you eat of those fruits, and the parts you don't eat :scratch: (no IDF soldiers in the background, I promise). We will later show you the different things you can do with a suitcase, and the effects of those uses. And when your visit is over, we will take you to the Ben Gurion airport where a female half your size will demonstrate to you that you that size doesn't matter and that even girls the height of your daughter can be very very scary. :lol: :lol:
Now be honest. Doesn't that sound much more fun than Ibiza??
First off, I use sunscreen. Only time I ever got sunburnt was my ass while sunbathing naked in Lebanon!. THAT HURT!.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rak_Ani
The fruit!. well you won't let me forget THAT ONE, not to mention the suitcase. But I have to say, those little Israeli security personnel at Ben Gurion are **** cute, totally disarming to a big ol' charmer like my good self!.Normally I could charm the knickers off Mother Tereasa, but not THOSE!.
So your taking me to the Dead Sea, we're covering each other in muck and doing WHAT to take it off again ;)
LOL. I knew you'd find a sexual way to look at this very stupid looking act of covering yourself with mud, letting it dry off, washing it off in warm salty oily water and pretending your skins looks as smooth as a baby's butt.Quote:
Originally Posted by BOUNCER
But seriously, you won't believe the wonders it does to yours skin. Just going in the water, no mud or anything, makes a difference. It's one of the more popular sites for "health tourism" in the world. People with skin problems from all over the world come to the dead sea to heal. Other than that, driving there in "the right" car is fun. :D
Rak, I'm offline for awhile. You have email. Ltr..
Bouncer do you get a senior citizen discount? :lol: :elephant:
Yes he does. In fact, the old codger is even kind enough to help me get a discount via his 'senior citizens discount' at the local GNC.
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i suggested it to you bro instead of amsterdam