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    ushers dance moves

    wouldnt it be hot if u could move like usher, do u think u could pick up chicks if u had his dance moves?

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    who is usher?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cpt steele
    who is usher?
    that guy who cleans the floor after the movie is over

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    that guy who cleans the floor after the movie is over
    LMAO

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    Ha Ha, that made me laugh out loud Mass.

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    BWUHAHAHH

    "he reminds of a fairy...that I...once knew...."

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    haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    that guy who cleans the floor after the movie is over
    So in other words you?

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    No - hes the guy in the theater that sits in the front seat with an empty popcorn bag with the bottom cut out on his lap asking little girls, "would you like some popcorn?"

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    Just think, even with all those "moves", money, and talent, he's still scrawny and ugly.


    I can do the robot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Usher
    wouldnt it be hot if u could move like usher, do u think u could pick up chicks if u had his dance moves?
    You'd probably have alot easier time picking up chicks if you had his $.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MBaraso
    You'd probably have alot easier time picking up chicks if you had his $.
    Agreed MB...very true my brutha!

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    well he was on jimmy kimmel live with a watch worth a little bit over 2 hundred grand...

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    Quote Originally Posted by inheritmylife
    Just think, even with all those "moves", money, and talent, he's still scrawny and ugly.
    What makes you think he's ugly?

    Women you only dream of will suck him dry........

    Quit hatin'.....it's too obvious!

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    Shhh don't tell anyone, but usher is actually Michael Jackson in disguise!

    Red

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    whats up with him showing his abs all the time, i mean yea, if i weighed 140 pounds, i'd look like that too...........usher sux

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    Yeah, that's the one thing I think is totally "gay" about a feature they had on him. They were saying, "if you want abs like Usher, blah blah"...............

    Whatever, if you're a 150 lb. geek you better have abs!!!!!!

    Now, at 250 that's saying something! (me for instance, lol)

    Ethiopian looking muh-fuccas better have abs........the secret is music, drugs, dancing, meals few and far between.

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    Ethiopian or not...that boy can dance...wonder which one can move faster...Usher breakin it off or an Ethiopian chasin a chicken?...thangs that make ya go hmmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by VIXI
    Ethiopian or not...that boy can dance...wonder which one can move faster...Usher breakin it off or an Ethiopian chasin a chicken?...thangs that make ya go hmmmm
    Neither, I move the quickest when you call me up and invite me over for some "hot fries".



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    Yeah...move the fastest runnin in the other direction...I think you're scared of my hot fries...lol

    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Neither, I move the quickest when you call me up and invite me over for some "hot fries".



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    Quote Originally Posted by VIXI
    Yeah...move the fastest runnin in the other direction...I think you're scared of my hot fries...lol
    That's cuz you keep moving.

    Stay put and feel the heat.

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    ohhh VIXI got jokes swolecat..u gonna let her slide wat up wit that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LilVito469
    ohhh VIXI got jokes swolecat..u gonna let her slide wat up wit that?
    Sure, she can slide all she desires.

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    music to my ears....lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by VIXI
    music to my ears....lol
    We'll make sure we keep that music looped.

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    booty shakin like hell yeah

    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    We'll make sure we keep that music looped.

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    Like lil John says....yeah...yeah...yeah...yeah...yeah..YEAH...

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    Quote Originally Posted by VIXI
    Like lil John says....yeah...yeah...yeah...yeah...yeah..YEAH...
    1/2 hour I tell ya, bet on that.........1/2 hour.........

    Then you'll be sorry!

    ~SC~

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    gonna dance with me?...lol...."lady on the street...but a freak in the...oh yeah yeah

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    1/2 hour I tell ya, bet on that.........1/2 hour.........

    Then you'll be sorry!

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    1/2 hour?? **** Swole you losing your stamina at your old age?? I would keep her up all night


    <<LMO>>

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeanMeOut
    1/2 hour?? **** Swole you losing your stamina at your old age?? I would keep her up all night


    <<LMO>>
    Silly kids, always thinking about sex.

    1/2 hour is actually the time-frame in which I'm meeting the beforementioned lady.

    As far as stamina goes, I've got more wood than Tiger brutha.

    ~SC~

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    b b b b bring it

    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Silly kids, always thinking about sex.

    1/2 hour is actually the time-frame in which I'm meeting the beforementioned lady.

    As far as stamina goes, I've got more wood than Tiger brutha.

    ~SC~

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    Quote Originally Posted by VIXI
    b b b b bring it
    U know where to find me!

    Currently in the beginning stages of b b b bringin' it.......

    See u there.

    ~SC~

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Silly kids, always thinking about sex.

    1/2 hour is actually the time-frame in which I'm meeting the beforementioned lady.

    As far as stamina goes, I've got more wood than Tiger brutha.

    ~SC~




    Sex > *


    <<LMO>>

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    heh that was a nice rebuddle swolecat...

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