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    Racial discrimination..Cruel but funny!.

    The teacher asks Alice: "What did you do at break time?"

    Alice replied, "I played in the sand pit."

    Teacher says "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write

    'sand' correctly, I'll give you a sweetie."

    She does and gets a sweet.

    Teacher asks Billy what he did at break time.

    Billy replies, "I played with Alice in the sand pit."

    Teacher says, "Good. If you write 'pit' correctly

    on the blackboard,

    I'll give you a sweetie."

    Billy does, and gets a sweet.

    Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he

    did at break time.

    He says, "I tried to play with Alice and Billy,

    but they threw rocks at me."

    Teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds

    like blatant Racial

    discrimination. If you can write 'blatant racial

    discrimination' on the

    blackboard correctly, I'll give you a sweetie."

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    Dont quit your day job

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    Hehehe

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    Try the plum wine, Ill be here until Thursday ......

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    BOUNCER is offline Retired Vet
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    Ok ok, I thought it was funny. I'll tell an Irish one next time

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    I thought it was building up to something good.

    I'm such a sucker.

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    Since we're telling jokes, who wants to hear something really offensive?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BOUNCER
    Ok ok, I thought it was funny. I'll tell an Irish one next time
    haha Bouncer got
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    I liked it bouncer, you know how stiff americans are

    MJ that pic is photoshoped right? If not ill stop training right now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
    MJ that pic is photoshoped right? If not ill stop training right now!
    cool....you have a pm on where to send the rest of your gear

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    Haha a-hole!

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