my new weapon

**barbarian** · 06-20-2004, 09:47 PM

hey bros i just got back from vacation and i got me a new play thing...its a english claymore...i saw this thing and just had to get it..i have tons of knifes but not swords..so wth i got one..now i want another..next time we go to the armory im getting the braveheart claymore for sure...gota love stuff that hacks people to bits.....

**barbarian** · 06-20-2004, 09:47 PM

and another

**barbarian** · 06-20-2004, 09:48 PM

one more

**rambo** · 06-20-2004, 09:59 PM

You are the LAST person to need weapons of destruction. For the sake of small furry animals, geriatrics, and middle aged insurance agents everywhere, please return it.

**barbarian** · 06-20-2004, 10:00 PM

Originally Posted by rambo

You are the LAST person to need weapons of destruction. For the sake of small furry animals, geriatrics, and middle aged insurance agents everywhere, please return it.

but its so sharp and shinny..i gota try it out soon

**Spoon** · 06-20-2004, 10:09 PM

hey man i am a collector myself. i have the bravehear claymore and the excalibur as well. i collect medieval weapons, its been my hobby since i was a kid!

**sepjuice** · 06-20-2004, 10:11 PM

nice blade bro.i bet it cost a pretty penny.

**barbarian** · 06-20-2004, 10:12 PM

cool bro i got lots of knifes and got 2 more HUGE friggin knifs.. ill put up pics of those tomorrow..this was a english claymore..next im getting the bravheart one then maybe one of those lord of the rings swords..those look badass..my brother in law has ninja swords bambo swords, throwing stars, throwing knifes, orintal bows the whole nine yards...im just trying to build my own colection now.

**bermich** · 06-20-2004, 10:13 PM

I want the Conan sword. That would be cool if it were real sized.

**Spoon** · 06-20-2004, 10:14 PM

Originally Posted by barbarian

cool bro i got lots of knifes and got 2 more HUGE friggin knifs.. ill put up pics of those tomorrow..this was a english claymore..next im getting the bravheart one then maybe one of those lord of the rings swords..those look badass..my brother in law has ninja swords bambo swords, throwing stars, throwing knifes, orintal bows the whole nine yards...im just trying to build my own colection now.

a nice katana made out of folded steel would be a good investment if you have the extra dough, one of my favorites to collect are maces, morning stairs, flails and battle axes, sword will come in 2nd! did you get youor claymore in the states?

**barbarian** · 06-20-2004, 10:14 PM

Originally Posted by bermich

I want the Conan sword. That would be cool if it were real sized.

they had it at the armory for 424$ LOLLLLLLLLLL and yea its a fully functional full sized replica of the sword arnold used..totaly badass

**barbarian** · 06-20-2004, 10:16 PM

Originally Posted by Spoon

a nice katana made out of folded steel would be a good investment if you have the extra dough, one of my favorites to collect are maces, morning stairs, flails and battle axes, sword will come in 2nd! did you get youor claymore in the states?

yea i got it in tennesee at this huge armory/knife building...they had everything bro..sheilds to..they had the most wicked chinesse long axe but i couldent afford it...

**Spoon** · 06-20-2004, 10:20 PM

Originally Posted by barbarian

yea i got it in tennesee at this huge armory/knife building...they had everything bro..sheilds to..they had the most wicked chinesse long axe but i couldent afford it...

one of these days when i can afford it i would like to buy a full coat chain mail armor and a jap samurai suit. it would be kick-azz to wear em during halloween!

**barbarian** · 06-20-2004, 10:21 PM

Originally Posted by Spoon

one of these days when i can afford it i would like to buy a full coat chain mail armor and a jap samurai suit. it would be kick-azz to wear em during halloween!

people would piss themselves if they saw one of use swoled up bodybuilders in full armor with swords or axes strolling down mainstreet LOLLL

**palequail** · 06-20-2004, 11:03 PM

Dude don't take your drops then swing that thing around...****

**barbarian** · 06-20-2004, 11:22 PM

Originally Posted by palequail

Dude don't take your drops then swing that thing around...****

i plan on it.....thats why i got it....cant wait for some asshole to wonder into my yard and start some ****

**Blown_SC** · 06-20-2004, 11:42 PM

Holy Sheit!...
Conan, you need to back away from the olive stick...
That thing sure as **** wouldn't fit in a margarita! :P

**butterface** · 06-20-2004, 11:57 PM

how did they let you carry that on the plane?

**Jack87** · 06-21-2004, 12:09 AM

That is a wussy sword...

i would bitch slap that
outta your hands and commence to whooping ass...

**Jack87** · 06-21-2004, 12:11 AM

naw for real that sword is pretty bad ass shait...

**RON** · 06-21-2004, 12:35 AM

Originally Posted by rambo

You are the LAST person to need weapons of destruction. For the sake of small furry animals, geriatrics, and middle aged insurance agents everywhere, please return it.

For once I agree with Ramrod.

**barbarian** · 06-21-2004, 11:14 AM

heres the knife i got

**barbarian** · 06-21-2004, 11:15 AM

and a full shot

**barbarian** · 06-21-2004, 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by RON

For once I agree with Ramrod.

do you really think i would kill a person with this?? dude who do you think i am vlad the impailer..sheesh im just a normal guy

**ripped4fsu** · 06-21-2004, 01:48 PM

Just don't cut your willy off swinging that thing around!

**Maraxus** · 06-21-2004, 02:15 PM

You're gonna poke your eye out with that thing!

**mass junkie** · 06-21-2004, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by barbarian

and a full shot

isnt that the knife they give out to boyscouts after you learn to tie a series of specialty knots?

**Micromonster** · 06-21-2004, 02:42 PM

You should check out to see if there are skirmish clubs near you. They actually go out and beat each other up with bamboo swords like real battle with armor and such. I've got some friends that do that they say it's great fun.

**tryingtogetbig** · 06-21-2004, 02:53 PM

....never take a knife to a gun fight....

**barbarian** · 06-21-2004, 03:17 PM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

isnt that the knife they give out to boyscouts after you learn to tie a series of specialty knots?

didnt know that they gave out knifes that are 15" long with the blade out.....

**Prime** · 06-21-2004, 04:02 PM

Ok i gotta ask. Y swords when you can legally buy a tec9 pistol or a magnum??
BOB: I got me a sword, whatcah gonna do brother????
BANG
Jerry: Shoot you with my magnum. Now you only got one functioning lung, come and get some!

I got me a throwing knife but cant seem to master it.

**Warrior** · 06-21-2004, 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by Spoon

a nice katana made out of folded steel would be a good investment if you have the extra dough, one of my favorites to collect are maces, morning stairs, flails and battle axes, sword will come in 2nd! did you get youor claymore in the states?

Morning Star - now that'd be real cool... I would post a pic of myself breaking some mock table in my house with it and then post it on the front door with a sign that said, "BEWARE OF OWNER!" haha

Nice sword Barbarian...