Anabolics
Search More Than 6,000,000 Posts
Results 1 to 21 of 21
  1. #1
    Jack87's Avatar
    Jack87 is offline Retired Vet
    Join Date
    Mar 2002
    Posts
    6,148

    Thumbs up Dave Chappelle Show Season 1 DVD

    Watched this last night with my girls uncle who
    is getting ready to ship out to iraq... Had a few
    beers and laughed my ass off nonstop for hours...

    This is a must own DVD, uncut and funny as hell...

    Shiat I wasn't even drunk or ****ed up and couldn't
    stop laughing, can't imagine if i was...Mutha ****ing
    funny ass **** when all the shows are played nonstop...
    I feel like someone was beating the **** outta my ribs
    from laughing all night long...

  2. #2
    mass junkie's Avatar
    mass junkie is offline banned
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    on the net
    Posts
    8,849
    was a few funny skits .......like the black man that was head of the KKK

  3. #3
    Blown_SC is offline Retired Vet
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    6,917
    "Charlay Murphayyyy!!"

  4. #4
    butterface's Avatar
    butterface is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Posts
    243
    Prince playing basketball is my favorite. Them niggas walked onto the court in the same Sh*t they were wearing in the club.

  5. #5
    LilVito469's Avatar
    LilVito469 is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Beantown
    Posts
    1,315
    nah i love the fight between those two gangs and moss deff who played one of the gangsters when he was in jail, they had clayton bigsby or what ever telllin him about crack, hes like all u need is some cocaine,some baking soda and i think a hint of cinammon..then he writes the letter to his friends like...
    YO yaLL nigars kneed to kook up kokane wif bking soda and sell it.

    cornrow best regards p.s. ppprrrrrr
    Last edited by LilVito469; 06-21-2004 at 12:58 AM.

  6. #6
    Jack87's Avatar
    Jack87 is offline Retired Vet
    Join Date
    Mar 2002
    Posts
    6,148
    I was dieing the mofo was blind and didn't know he was black
    then when he finds outs he divorces his wife of 19 years for being
    a , well you know, but she was blind too and didn't know

    I about pissed myself...

    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    was a few funny skits .......like the black man that was head of the KKK

  7. #7
    Lozgod's Avatar
    Lozgod is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Location
    Philly - Better than you
    Posts
    6,834
    I like the "Real" Real World, where they put the dorky white guy with 6 crazy blacks. The one just got out of prison and is ****ing the white boy. He said dont ever let anyone put you in the sleeper hold you wake up and your butt hurts like hell. LMAO!

  8. #8
    Rhino58's Avatar
    Rhino58 is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    San Diego
    Posts
    1,454
    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    I like the "Real" Real World, where they put the dorky white guy with 6 crazy blacks. The one just got out of prison and is ****ing the white boy. He said dont ever let anyone put you in the sleeper hold you wake up and your butt hurts like hell. LMAO!
    Its called the Mad real world,

    "But tryone you stabbed my dad."

  9. #9
    decadbal's Avatar
    decadbal is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    North Charlotte
    Posts
    11,924
    darkness......................

  10. #10
    Jack87's Avatar
    Jack87 is offline Retired Vet
    Join Date
    Mar 2002
    Posts
    6,148
    Anyone see the one where Charlay Murphayyyy is talking about
    having to keep kicking Rick James ass for getting outta line??

    My girl was sleeping a few weeks ago when it was on and I was laughing
    so hard I woke her up and she had to come out to see what the
    **** was wrong with me... Chaley talking bout he walked up to
    Rick james and Rick bitch slapped him in the face right in the club...

  11. #11
    TheMudMan's Avatar
    TheMudMan is offline Retired~ AR-Hall of Famer
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Posts
    10,724
    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    was a few funny skits .......like the black man that was head of the KKK
    That one is great...... I like when they ask why he got divorced from his wife......

    I bought this dvd last week it's funny as hell.

  12. #12
    Blown_SC is offline Retired Vet
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    6,917
    Quote Originally Posted by buff87
    Anyone see the one where Charlay Murphayyyy is talking about
    having to keep kicking Rick James ass for getting outta line??

    My girl was sleeping a few weeks ago when it was on and I was laughing
    so hard I woke her up and she had to come out to see what the
    **** was wrong with me... Chaley talking bout he walked up to
    Rick james and Rick bitch slapped him in the face right in the club...
    Everyone saw that one (HINT: read my above post)

    "Darkness!" "F*uck Yo' Couch Nicka!"
    "Cocaine is a helluva drug"
    "B*tches, get ova here and have sex wif Charlay Murphay"

  13. #13
    clockworks's Avatar
    clockworks is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    texas
    Posts
    2,036
    i like the one where does the "new" r kelly songs. that **** had me cracking up...."i want to piss in your food".

  14. #14
    RATM's Avatar
    RATM is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Location
    somewhere in reality
    Posts
    1,123
    My wife thinks he sucks, but I watch it when ever i can as I think he is hilarious. I dont know if it was from the first season but my fav is still the Racial Draft, only b/c i thought his copy of tiger woods was dead on...

    FO SHILZZLE!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. #15
    Z-Ro's Avatar
    Z-Ro is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Posts
    1,139
    lol chappelle is hilarious, i like the skit of them making fun of and 1 mix tapes and when dave plays the news anchor chuck taylor i believe his name is, oh ya, trading spouses was funny too!

  16. #16
    Symian's Avatar
    Symian is offline Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    SE Texas
    Posts
    662
    I can't wait till the 2nd season comes out. They get better every time! Black Bush is my favorite! "Oil? Who said anything about oil, bltch?"

  17. #17
    KrashRoute's Avatar
    KrashRoute is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Location
    south of heaven
    Posts
    429
    the charlie murphy stories rule so hard

  18. #18
    AandF6969's Avatar
    AandF6969 is offline Made Up Of Wires
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Location
    Illinois
    Posts
    5,387
    "Why you gotta work so hard man? What the hell is wrong with you?"
    "Yea, America wants to see us live, not work! Look at me America, look how Tron is livin... for the citayyyyy... Get in there and make me some juice! Banana cognac bitch!"

  19. #19
    Soldier of Misfortune's Avatar
    Soldier of Misfortune is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Illinois
    Posts
    1,459
    Man my head is BUMPIN'
    Now thatcha mention it I think im bleedin inside my chest

    Im sorry charlie murphy, I was havin too much fun, c'mon and smoke w/ your old boy rick james! I got tha stickiest of tha icky!

  20. #20
    Lozgod's Avatar
    Lozgod is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Location
    Philly - Better than you
    Posts
    6,834
    Quote Originally Posted by NIU ROTC
    Man my head is BUMPIN'
    Now thatcha mention it I think im bleedin inside my chest

    Im sorry charlie murphy, I was havin too much fun, c'mon and smoke w/ your old boy rick james! I got tha stickiest of tha icky!

  21. #21
    Devil Dog74's Avatar
    Devil Dog74 is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    USMC
    Posts
    161
    I Smoke Rox....

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •