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    Ba ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

    I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
    reasons.

    I do physical labor.

    I work at great depths.

    I plunge head first into everything I do.

    I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

    I work in a damp environment.

    I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

    I work in high temperatures.

    My work exposes me to contagious diseases.


    THE RESPONSE:

    Dear Penis:

    After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
    raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
    reasons:

    You do not work 8 straight hours.

    You fall asleep after brief work periods.

    You do not always follow orders of the management team.

    You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
    other
    locations.

    You do not take initiative. You need to be pressured and stimulated in
    order to start working.

    You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

    You don't always observe necessary safety requirements, such as wearing
    the
    correct protective clothing.

    You will retire well before you are 65.

    You are unable to work double shifts.

    You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed
    the
    assigned task...........

    And if that were NOT ALL, you have been seen constantly entering and
    exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

    Sincerely,

    The Management

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    Lol..

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    <<LMO>>

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    Is it wrong that during the first part of this "It" might have moved??? lol

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    lol nice

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    Lmfao that was good

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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! Thats hilarious

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    that was entertaining

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    Entertaining .....

    Quote Originally Posted by Maraxus
    that was entertaining
    S H I T ....that is what The Dog is all about

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    niiiiiiiiiiiiice

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    Quote Originally Posted by jbigdog69
    S H I T ....that is what The Dog is all about
    Prostitution is in fact a form of entertainment ...
    Funny post bro...

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    Ha ha, very good!

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    Yea Bro...especially when it involves you Mom..lol

    Quote Originally Posted by Blown_SC
    Prostitution is in fact a form of entertainment ...
    Funny post bro...

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    definitely got a kick out of that one...........nice

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    LMAO, this is definately thread of the day in my book, LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by jbigdog69
    Took you a while
    I was starting to wonder if you lost your touch

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    lol funny

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    Bro this is The Dog here....

    Quote Originally Posted by Blown_SC
    Took you a while
    I was starting to wonder if you lost your touch
    How in tha hell could I loose my touch....Grrrrrrr
    Hey Blown Sc let's start a Momma joke's thread you fukin post whore...
    Ya momma so ugly...she gotta sneak up on a glass of water just to get a drink!!!

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    LMAO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jbigdog69
    How in tha hell could I loose my touch....Grrrrrrr
    Hey Blown Sc let's start a Momma joke's thread you fukin post whore...
    Ya momma so ugly...she gotta sneak up on a glass of water just to get a drink!!!
    Done...

    Your mom is so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

    Your mom is so fat, she wakes up in sections....
    Last edited by Blown_SC; 06-22-2004 at 09:08 PM.

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    Ahhh dear penis! After such a thread I had to listen to that tune


    "Dear Penis" - Rodney Carrington

    Dear Penis,
    I don't think I like you anymore,
    You used to watch me shave,
    Now all u do is stare at the floor.
    Oh dear Penis,
    I don't like you anymore.

    It used to be you and me,
    A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
    That's all we needed to get by.
    Now it seems things have changed,
    I think that your the one to blame.
    Dear Penis,
    I don't like you anymore.

    Now he sings,

    Dear Rodney,
    I don't think I like you anymore,
    'Cause when u get to drinkin'
    You put me places I've never been before.
    Dear Rodney,
    I dont like you anymore.

    Why can't we just get a grip,
    On our man to hand relationship.
    Come to terms with truly how we feel.
    If we put our heads together,
    We'd just stay home forever.
    Dear Penis,
    I think I like you after all.

    Oh and Rodney,
    While yer shavin',
    Shave my balls.

    Red

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    LoL that is some good stuff

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    really the cock needs a break

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    oK i SEE...

    Quote Originally Posted by Blown_SC
    Done...

    Your mom is so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

    Your mom is so fat, she wakes up in sections....
    yo momma is so fat when she wears her Sunday red dress all the kids in the neighborhood line up to yell "Hey Coolade"

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    Your momma is like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered. thrown in the gutter and still come back for more.

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    Dayum!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by TPAK
    Your momma is like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered. thrown in the gutter and still come back for more.

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    oH YEA!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by TPAK
    Your momma is like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered. thrown in the gutter and still come back for more.
    yO momma is so fat when she sat on a quarter she squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose

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    Quote Originally Posted by jbigdog69
    yO momma is so fat when she sat on a quarter she squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose


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    Quote Originally Posted by jbigdog69
    yO momma is so fat when she sat on a quarter she squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose
    Your Mom is so nasty, her breath fails the state emissions test...

    Your mom is so nasty, when she takes off her panties it sounds like Velcro...

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    Oh it like that huh...

    Quote Originally Posted by Blown_SC
    Your Mom is so nasty, her breath fails the state emissions test...

    Your mom is so nasty, when she takes off her panties it sounds like Velcro...
    Yo momma is so stupid she fell out of a 2 story building and the bitch fell up.

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    Sheeiitt...

    Quote Originally Posted by jbigdog69
    Yo momma is so stupid she fell out of a 2 story building and the bitch fell up.
    Your Mom is so slutty, she got more clap than an auditorium....

    Your Mom is so slutty the free clinic sends her a Christmas card...

    Your Mom is so loose it is like throwing a hot dog down the hallway...

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    Dayum thats loose!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Blown_SC
    Your Mom is so slutty, she got more clap than an auditorium....

    Your Mom is so slutty the free clinic sends her a Christmas card...

    Your Mom is so loose it is like throwing a hot dog down the hallway...

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    Yo momma is so hairy she looks like a chiapet with a sweader on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jbigdog69
    Yeah....like a 4 lb bag of cold cut roast beef...

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    You sick bastad!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Blown_SC
    Yeah....like a 4 lb bag of cold cut roast beef...
    But thats why I like ya...keep commin with it you biatch

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    Quote Originally Posted by jbigdog69
    But thats why I like ya...keep commin with it you biatch
    Tonight i will LOL..work now...

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    Talking

    you guys are sik!

    Next time the doctor tells you to go exercise with "Dumb" "Belles" spend a night in with your g/f

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    jbigdog, you liked my last one, tell me what you think of this one -


    http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...peeding+bullet

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