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**fefespbeto** · 06-22-2004, 03:36 PM

my boss said that i should take a drug test tomorrow,.....somebody know anything that can avoid them to find some cocaine on me..?????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????

**map200uk** · 06-22-2004, 03:40 PM

whizzinator? lol

**dirtdawg** · 06-22-2004, 03:42 PM

it should be out of your system in 2 days, but i think they have to give you a weeks notice by law

**SwoleCat** · 06-22-2004, 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by fefespbeto

my boss said that i should take a drug test tomorrow,.....somebody know anything that can avoid them to find some cocaine on me..?????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????

Just walk in smellin' like weed and they'll never notice the coke.

~SC~

**dirtdawg** · 06-22-2004, 03:45 PM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

Just walk in smellin' like weed and they'll never notice the coke.

~SC~

**BOUNCER** · 06-22-2004, 03:46 PM

Call in sick, then rethink your recreational drug taking.

**fefespbeto** · 06-22-2004, 03:48 PM

Originally Posted by BOUNCER

Call in sick, then rethink your recreational drug taking.

i cant/.....its tomorrow...if i say no im out

**SwoleCat** · 06-22-2004, 03:49 PM

What's even crazier is the entire topic of cocaine, all the while an avatar displaying Gold's Gym, a location for HEALTHLY habits.......

Irony in one post.

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**SwoleCat** · 06-22-2004, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by fefespbeto

i cant/.....its tomorrow...if i say no im out

Where do you work if I may ask? Seems like they are pretty cut-throat about this.

Is there anything you've done/not done to get them to hurry this upon you?

~SC~

**fefespbeto** · 06-22-2004, 03:51 PM

i need this job so much......i did it only once....and now that mother ****er wanna me to do it...i'll tell everybody that he does sniff too...

**ripped4fsu** · 06-22-2004, 03:51 PM

Cocaine is water soluble, so drink as much as you can stand between now and then, (I’m talking a couple of gallons). And take a vitamin in the morning so your pee has some color or they my get suspicious and retest you.
~R

**fefespbeto** · 06-22-2004, 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

Where do you work if I may ask? Seems like they are pretty cut-throat about this.

Is there anything you've done/not done to get them to hurry this upon you?

~SC~

i work in a retirement house,and i **** the nurse every day....and they got..and now they wanna fire me

**SwoleCat** · 06-22-2004, 03:54 PM

****! Coke, slutty nurses, etc.

One hell of a benefits package brutha!

Good luck w/it all, dunno what else to tell you.

~SC~

**fefespbeto** · 06-22-2004, 03:56 PM

i'm ****ed up

**fefespbeto** · 06-22-2004, 03:57 PM

i'm drinking water like crazy...now is just wait

**fefespbeto** · 06-22-2004, 03:59 PM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

****! Coke, slutty nurses, etc.

One hell of a benefits package brutha!

Good luck w/it all, dunno what else to tell you.

~SC~

plus...ecstasy and winstrol

**SwoleCat** · 06-22-2004, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by fefespbeto

plus...ecstasy and winstrol

I kind of meant that as a joke........adding to the list only further paints a very weird picture making this very abstract.

Perhaps it's someone's way of telling you to get outta there.

~SC~

**fefespbeto** · 06-22-2004, 04:08 PM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

I kind of meant that as a joke........adding to the list only further paints a very weird picture making this very abstract.

Perhaps it's someone's way of telling you to get outta there.

~SC~

it sounds like a joke...but im gonna try to explain,i've be funcking the nurse has a few weeks....and im in a cycle of winstrol .....and 3 days ago i went in a huge party....free cocaine e ecxtasy for friends..now im ****ed up

**OSTIE** · 06-22-2004, 04:14 PM

Depending how much blow is in ur system, it only lasts a day or two anyways. It doesnt matter what color your pee is, they cant make your retake it, because it looks like you drink alotta water.

There is something called Naturally Klean. Its a tea that comes in lime and berry flavor as I recall. You cant eat 3-4hrs previous to this. You boil a gallon of water, then u stick these packets in for like 15min. After it gets down to drinking temperature you have 3hrs to drink the whole gallon. Easier said then done because its F'in gross. You can add all the honey or sugar you want, but thats it.

After you finish, you have another 3hr window to pee and its garaunteed or ur money back, lol.

Either way, ive used it before twice awhile ago when i was alittle dumber. Two of my friends have also used it. One used recreational drugs the day before and still passed. It should be able to help you out, although u should reconsider ur drug use. Everyone experiments, but it is pretty sh*tty if u cant get a decent job cause you cant stop doin some friggin drugs.

Good luck,

-ost

**OSTIE** · 06-22-2004, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by fefespbeto

it sounds like a joke...but im gonna try to explain,i've be funcking the nurse has a few weeks....and im in a cycle of winstrol.....and 3 days ago i went in a huge party....free cocaine e ecxtasy for friends..now im ****ed up

Also, as I recall, they dont test for X at drug tests, but dont quote me on that, ive never touched the crap so i never researched on it. As for the white lady, if you did under a gram, which im sure u did if it was free, or if u did more, im sure it was with alotta baking soda, also because it was free, it should most likely be outta ur system if you did it 3 days ago.

-ost

**fefespbeto** · 06-22-2004, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by OSTIE

Also, as I recall, they dont test for X at drug tests, but dont quote me on that, ive never touched the crap so i never researched on it. As for the white lady, if you did under a gram, which im sure u did if it was free, or if u did more, im sure it was with alotta baking soda, also because it was free, it should most likely be outta ur system if you did it 3 days ago.

-ost

i don't know how much i did.....but it was a lot...i was high as **** for 2 days.........i did like 14 fat lines............................................. .................................................. ...........now i know why they asked me..i went to work high

**Butch** · 06-22-2004, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by fefespbeto

i don't know how much i did.....but it was a lot...i was high as **** for 2 days.........i did like 14 fat lines............................................. .................................................. ...........now i know why they asked me..i went to work high

14 fatty's and you were up for two days...um....I don't mthink so dawg...I think you were spraying meth.....I have done plenty of the two back in my younger days....and coke high only last 20 to 40 min (per bump) and meth per bump last like 6 hours....I have done more than 14 fat bumps in one night and still slept it off....felt like **** but was still able to sleep.....

Good luck with the test....drink lots of water!

**SwoleCat** · 06-22-2004, 05:10 PM

Yikes. This is slowly becoming a recreational drug thread.

U know what happens to those.

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**zx7racing** · 06-22-2004, 05:13 PM

but then i got high, but then i got high....lol
good luck- if not learn from your stupid mistakes......

**OSTIE** · 06-22-2004, 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by fefespbeto

i don't know how much i did.....but it was a lot...i was high as **** for 2 days.........i did like 14 fat lines............................................. .................................................. ...........now i know why they asked me..i went to work high

Well, a coke high doesnt last NEARLY long enough for you to "appear" high goin into work the next day. No matter how much u did.

REGARDLESS, all i can recommend is finding that Natural Klean stuff and try it out. Other than that, you gotta rethink whats more important, puttin some sh!t in ur nose for a 15min buzz, or pullin in some bank at a nursing home. Like i said, everyone experiments, but IMO, it makes a person look real trashy if they lose a job due to recreational drugs.

Hopefully everything works out for yea bro,

-ost

**decadbal** · 06-22-2004, 05:53 PM

Originally Posted by fefespbeto

i work in a retirement house,and i **** the nurse every day....and they got..and now they wanna fire me

dude you do coke and bang a nurse in a retirement home, my dad was in one, i hope they fire your ass you dont need a job where ppl depend on you.....

**fefespbeto** · 06-22-2004, 07:26 PM

Originally Posted by decadbal

dude you do coke and bang a nurse in a retirement home, my dad was in one, i hope they fire your ass you dont need a job where ppl depend on you.....

besides that ,the old people love me....im the only one who respect them for sure over there

**butterface** · 06-22-2004, 08:20 PM

Yeah sure you do you crackhead. Why even workout if youre gonna be snorting coke. Am I the only one who thinks thats defeating the purpose of working out? I guess if youre doing it so you can bang more nurses then its served its purpose.