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Who needs clen when you have dogs?...cause my internal temperature is through the roof about now :cuss: ...I'm driving home happy and high...happy cause I just kicked ass in our monthly poker game....and high from...well yeah... :D ...I think I even almost kinda skipped to my front door...to find the hugest pile in the middle of my living room...poopy you say?...(had to use that one punkb...lol)...I wish it was that simple...shoes ...a huge pile of shoes...all eaten...8 pairs...they freakin paired em up and ate them...freakin genius shoe matching dogs are what i own...i guess i could say 6 pairs if I wanted to pretend two of the heels were just slightly munched on...and f* me if they don't love textured shoes...if they're hard to repair or really expensive fabric...they now rest in peace...peace being the bottom of my trash can...well all except for three...the three inserted in the a$$ end of each of the culprits...Little bastards are lucky i'm a peaceful person....ohhh my shoes... :cry: ...I feel like a part of me has died...

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Originally Posted by VIXI

Who needs clen when you have dogs?...cause my internal temperature is through the roof about now :cuss: ...I'm driving home happy and high...happy cause I just kicked ass in our monthly poker game....and high from...well yeah... :D ...I think I even almost kinda skipped to my front door...to find the hugest pile in the middle of my living room...poopy you say?...(had to use that one punkb...lol)...I wish it was that simple...shoes ...a huge pile of shoes...all eaten...8 pairs...they freakin paired em up and ate them...freakin genius shoe matching dogs are what i own...i guess i could say 6 pairs if I wanted to pretend two of the heels were just slightly munched on...and f* me if they don't love textured shoes...if they're hard to repair or really expensive fabric...they now rest in peace...peace being the bottom of my trash can...well all except for three...the three inserted in the a$$ end of each of the culprits...Little bastards are lucky i'm a peaceful person....ohhh my shoes... :cry: ...I feel like a part of me has died...

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Gotta love dogs that chew $hit up ;)

Calm down girly..... everything is ok haha. Could have been worse (Oh wait your a girl.... shoes are everything to you guys haha jk)

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oh the horror...

Nathans new dog just ate his favorite pink lace thong.. go sympathize with him :D

:cry: nathan hold me

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:cry: nathan hold me

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Since nathan is away I'll take his place ;)

It's a tough job but someone has to do it


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:lol: Now you can go out and buy new shoes...... :dg:

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Originally Posted by TheMudMan

:lol: Now you can go out and buy new shoes...... :dg:

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I like the way you think MM, ;)
And sowwy Vixi about your shoes :(

but it's not the same...i buy new shoes anyway...it's like saying...i just dropped all of my favorite gear down the toilet...but that's ok ...cause now I can just buy more!!...not exciting...thanx for trying to cheer me up though...don't know about feeling better...but the ranting kept me occupied long enough that the animals could hide before i did something i would regret...

awwww Vixi.....you need to go shopping..that'll help.....take that poker money and hit the shoe store..and next time.....put them shoes where the pups can't reach em....they some smart dogs......

I sat down once and added up the cost of all of the damage my wife's Weimeranner caused - shoes eaten, carpet clawed, hardwood floors ruined because she opened 50 pounds of potting soil on them, and on, and on, and on. Just about $10,000 in the last 4 years. I have to stop thinking about that now or I'm going to explode.

shoot em.........

i'm with decadbal on this one

well...... at least they didn't get to your panties, had a dog that

would get the wife's panties everytime we left the house... well.. you get the picture... he wasn't wearing them......

...That's why I've got cats..... at least they don't chew stuff up! Oh, a little scratching here and there but nothing you can't control with a squirt bottle and good aim!
And they have the decency to crap in a sand Box.

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Originally Posted by Duck of Death

...That's why I've got cats..... at least they don't chew stuff up! Oh, a little scratching here and there but nothing you can't control with a squirt bottle and good aim!
And they have the decency to crap in a sand Box.

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Cat's suck. I'd rather have a house-wrecking dog than any cat.

aww.. i want a lil kitten.. i used to have a husskie and i think he ate a sega geneisis controler.. to this day i cant find it.. :(

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Originally Posted by Elliot

aww.. i want a lil kitten.. i used to have a husskie and i think he ate a sega geneisis controler.. to this day i cant find it.. :(

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You can play with yourself Elliot, since you are a pussy.

sorry to hear Vixi.. atleast they matched them instead of eating 16 unmatched shoes.. and I know you have way more then 16 pairs of shoes...

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Originally Posted by spywizard

well...... at least they didn't get to your panties, had a dog that

would get the wife's panties everytime we left the house... well.. you get the picture... he wasn't wearing them......

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But I do love panty's and would collect them if I could. The sick thing is I prefer them worn and damp.. :eek:

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Who needs clen when you have dogs?...cause my internal temperature is through the roof about now ...

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:lol:

look at it this way vixi ... it had nothing to do to with the shoes .. it was your scent .. the lil fella's missed their mom ... gotta love 'em don't you.

When I lived in Japan we got a boxer/akita puppy that my ex husband named Cujo. That **** dog did more distruction. If we left him in the house alone he would go nuts. He tore the curtains off the wall....rods and all, he chewed up a very very expensive queen size futon set....pad, mattress and cover, and one day my ex's entire car magazine collection....going all the way back to the 70's.

The last straw was when he pissed on the VCR!

Lesson.....NEVER NEVER name a dog CUJO!!!

i guess i should have seen this coming with a new pup in the house...not sure if she's already picking it up or if the other two are actually framing her...if Mulisha teaches her how to eat holes in the wall that's it...i can only handle one dog that thinks it's a billy goat

vixi i want to father your children.. and bad man please quit draging your teeth ;)

then we could have little baby attention whores!!!...i'd have to drown them for stealing the spotlight...it just wouldn't work

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then we could have little baby attention whores!!!...i'd have to drown them for stealing the spotlight...it just wouldn't work

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baby doll we can work something out ;)

Mamita dont worry hun. You'll be fine.

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vixi i want to father your children.. and bad man please quit draging your teeth ;)

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If you're going to complain, I'm just going to stop all together.

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Originally Posted by bad_man

If you're going to complain, I'm just going to stop all together.

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We're just not any fun today are we?

just make new shoes with the dog's fur!!! :wg: