Results 1 to 40 of 48
Thread: Porn Star Loads.....
-
06-25-2004, 06:42 AM #1
Porn Star Loads.....
Ok, so i picked up this chick lastnight and took her home. Hot little Columbian/German mix. Green eyes, brown hair, nice full b-cups....mmmmm HOT! Anyway, i make us a couple of crown and cokes and we take a few bong hits and then its on..... I wont get into anymore details cause im sure u guys dont want me too...... So i blow my load and she immediately says OMG thats a porn star load....hahahha Then she says u must drink protein shakes. I was like, how do u know that? She said i can tell from the color and ammount that u do. Iv never heard that before. Have any of u....?? Does protein really increase ur loads...??
OG
-
06-25-2004, 06:45 AM #2
I've never heard that............about the load.. but the smell yes..
and my question..................
how does she know so much about porn stars.......... not that there's anything wrong with that............
good job..........The answer to your every question
Rules
A bigot is a person obstinately or intolerantly devoted
to his or her own opinions and prejudices, especially
one exhibiting intolerance, and animosity toward those of differing beliefs.
If you get scammed by an UGL listed on this board or by another member here, it's all part of the game and learning experience for you,
we do not approve nor support any sources that may be listed on this site.
I will not do source checks for you, the peer review from other members should be enough to help you make a decision on your quest. Buyer beware.
Don't Let the Police kick your ass
-
06-25-2004, 06:47 AM #3Originally Posted by spywizard
Ditto
-
06-25-2004, 06:47 AM #4Originally Posted by spywizard
Thxs bro! It was a gooooooood night.... Chicks dont watch porn...?
OG
-
06-25-2004, 06:48 AM #5
She must have had a bf that was on juice and he told her that when he was on clomid
-
06-25-2004, 06:50 AM #6Originally Posted by OGPackin
she'll go for it...........The answer to your every question
Rules
A bigot is a person obstinately or intolerantly devoted
to his or her own opinions and prejudices, especially
one exhibiting intolerance, and animosity toward those of differing beliefs.
If you get scammed by an UGL listed on this board or by another member here, it's all part of the game and learning experience for you,
we do not approve nor support any sources that may be listed on this site.
I will not do source checks for you, the peer review from other members should be enough to help you make a decision on your quest. Buyer beware.
Don't Let the Police kick your ass
-
06-25-2004, 06:51 AM #7
Freaking pro she must be Yeah it does affect the smell. But not the size of the load. Has it been a while since you busted a nut?
-
06-25-2004, 06:55 AM #8Originally Posted by Maraxus
Iv always had big loads so it wasnt anyting unusual to me...
OG
-
06-25-2004, 08:00 AM #9
Thats the strangest thing ive heard, but then Im old and married so just hearing that you bring chicks home is exiting.... how sad is that, man I need a vacation....
-
06-25-2004, 08:09 AM #10
chick was a pro.. i would get tested..
-
06-25-2004, 08:16 AM #11
That's exactly what I thought.
Originally Posted by Elliot
-
06-25-2004, 08:20 AM #12Originally Posted by Elliot
LOL...most chicks are pros wouldnt u say... Well, i didnt give her any $$ just the cack.... I used a jimmy, so im not worried....If everyone worried about that no one would be getting laid unless they were married.....
OG
-
06-25-2004, 08:24 AM #13Originally Posted by singern
LOL, its not sad bro. Its called marriage... Ya i was pretty baffled by it myself....I mean iv heard the "porn star load" before decribing mine, but never heard that protein shakes make them bigger....
OG
-
06-25-2004, 08:27 AM #14New Member
- Join Date
- Jun 2004
- Posts
- 3
maybe someone should call Peter North and ask him what he takes.......
-
06-25-2004, 09:20 AM #15Originally Posted by OGPackin
-
06-25-2004, 04:17 PM #16Originally Posted by OGPackin
Og if thats you in your avatar then she is a pro...Ive seen her on a few sites as well.
-
06-25-2004, 04:21 PM #17
rock on og triple og
-
06-25-2004, 05:17 PM #18Originally Posted by goodtobeapimp
Ya thats me in my avatar bro. So whatya tryin to say....
OG
-
06-25-2004, 05:21 PM #19
That broads a smart cookie. Slutty but smart..lol
-
06-25-2004, 05:23 PM #20
so your a spitter eh..
-
06-25-2004, 05:39 PM #21Originally Posted by decadbal
-
06-25-2004, 05:46 PM #22Originally Posted by Beernutz
-
06-25-2004, 05:49 PM #23
Homogay to be exact...Diet bros know what im talking about...
-
06-25-2004, 05:50 PM #24Originally Posted by Beernutz
Ehhhhhh???????
YUP HOMOGAY lol
<<LMO>>
-
06-25-2004, 05:52 PM #25Originally Posted by H-BOL
LOL..... does it matter??
Maybe his GF likes to come on his face???????
Wow that sounded nasty hahahahah
<<LMO>>
-
06-25-2004, 05:52 PM #26
there is so much gayness lately haha
homogay
-
06-25-2004, 05:53 PM #27
haha i thought he meant a guy comin on him
-
06-25-2004, 09:30 PM #28
No offense OG but she must have taken lots of load to know that what one with protein tastes like. LOL MY GOD THAT'S AWESOME!!!
-
06-25-2004, 10:41 PM #29Originally Posted by OGPackin
She must've seen a lot of loads to be able to tell the difference.
-
06-25-2004, 10:42 PM #30AR Hall of Fame
- Join Date
- Dec 2002
- Posts
- 25,737
Originally Posted by Symian
~SC~
-
06-25-2004, 10:46 PM #31
Congrats OG, nice story with a great ending.
-
06-26-2004, 12:51 AM #32
Im with you OG, my last gf always said I had tons and I take protien shakes and andro and eat tons of protien. I was wondering about changing the taste of your artillery (for her sake) and I read that if you eat foods high in protien, mainly meats n fish, it makes it more bitter and foul tasting, and if you eat alot of fruits it makes it sweet. They also make the color shift slightly, I dont remember that part tho. I also found pills you can take that make it taste like strawberry or orange, how that works I dont know but it said the effects, pill and food, take only a few hours to take effect, say 5-6.
-
06-26-2004, 01:36 AM #33Originally Posted by OGPackin
-
06-26-2004, 08:55 AM #34
LOL...u bros kill me.....hahaha There aint no virgins left out there, trust me...
OG
-
06-26-2004, 09:04 AM #35
I'd feel proud to have banged a chick thats been with so many guys she can classify their loads by smell, color, and taste. Right after I would go to the doctor and get an AIDS test.
-
06-26-2004, 09:06 AM #36
I was with some older guys at work this weekend at a bar and we were talking to some girl and I asked my friend if he thinks she spits or swallows and he said at my age I dont care about the product in the aftermarket, all I care about is manufacturing and distribution. Thats the funniest thing coming from someone who is a manufacturer.
-
06-26-2004, 09:07 AM #37Originally Posted by butterface
Ohhh geeez! Chicks today fuk just as much or more then us guys. But im sure ur girl was a virgin when u met here, riiiiight..... We all want to believe that, but dont kid urself....
OG
-
06-26-2004, 09:32 AM #38Senior Member
- Join Date
- Aug 2002
- Location
- FL to NY
- Posts
- 1,176
good **** OG. looks like your gettin your protein
H Bomb
-
06-26-2004, 09:50 AM #39Originally Posted by H BOMB
OG
-
06-26-2004, 10:43 AM #40Originally Posted by OGPackin
My last two girlfriends are virgins. And I dont mess around with random girls. So sorry to dissapoint you bro but some of us have morals or care about not getting diseases. But good luck with all that.
Thread Information
Users Browsing this Thread
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)
SVT and steroids?
Yesterday, 09:28 PM in ANABOLIC STEROIDS - QUESTIONS & ANSWERS