Thread: Just a good joke
06-25-2004, 09:23 AM #1
Just a good joke
Don was excited to go bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear in the woods and shot it. Then there was a tap on his shoulder, so he turned around and saw a big black bear.
The black bear said, "Don, you've got two choices: either I maul you to death or we have sex." Don decided to bend over.
After two weeks of feeling sore, Don recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip, where he found the black bear and shot it.
There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear was standing right next to him.
The grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake Don. You've got two choices: either I maul you to death, or we have rough sex."
Again, Don thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it took several months before Don finally recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it. He felt the sweet taste of revenge.
But then there was a tap on his shoulder. Don turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear said, "Admit it Don, you don't really come here for the hunting, do you?"
06-25-2004, 09:33 AM #2
A real mans street corner
06-25-2004, 09:33 AM #3
06-25-2004, 09:45 AM #4
hehe, that was pretty funny =)
06-25-2004, 09:46 AM #5
Just a joke, not intended to offend...
06-25-2004, 09:48 AM #6Originally Posted by singern
its funny cuz its true....
06-25-2004, 09:58 AM #7
Good joke!!! LMAO
06-25-2004, 10:06 AM #8
After a hot, hard day's work Joe went into a bar to quench his thirst. He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender for a beer.
The bartender replied "There's one thing every man has to do here before getting served. You have to tell me the name of your penis."
Joe thought it was a bit silly and asked the bartender what he named his. The bartender said " I named mine Nike...like you know... just go for it!"
So he thought about it for a few minutes then said " I got one... Secret." The bartender said "Why Secret?" Joe said "Well... it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."
06-25-2004, 10:23 AM #9
isnt nike's thing..."just do it"
06-25-2004, 10:28 AM #10Originally Posted by whiteyk
06-25-2004, 10:39 AM #11Originally Posted by H-BOL
06-25-2004, 11:09 AM #12Retired Vet
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Those were pretty good bro ...
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