I was at a company part friday night at the end of a week long meeting and there were tons and tons and tons of hot chicks there from all over the US. There were all doing karaoke and people were sitting there doing nothing or singing well but just standing there or just singing bad. So I got up and got the hottest girl to come up to the stage with me and stand there as my prop. Then I begun to sing the most melodramtic version of The Police - Every breath you take. I looked in her eyes and sung it and acted like I was crying and then was slowly unbuttoning my shirt button and getting ont he ground and putting on a great show. The crowd was going absolutlely wild and at the end of the song where you just keep repeating I'll be watching you, I'll be watching you, I'll be watching you everyone was cheering at the top of their lungs and about 10 of my co-workers from my office had lined up in front of me during the last few seconds of the song and were on their knees bowing down and worshipping as a goof it was hilarous. As soon as I got off about 10 chicks ran up to me and thew $bills at me and then I had girls coming up to me introducting me as if they knew me and I never knew who they were. I went from no one knowing me to everyone wanting to know me. Now the head boss knows who I am so I will most probably be on their list of people to watch for promotions to upper management. Later on everyone was yelling for me to do an encore so I lined up 5 of the hottest chicks I could find as back up dancers and did a dance version of I'm too sexy by right said fred. Everyone was going crazy at this point and cheering. After that I had girls coming up to me left and right saying bye and what club they are going to be at for the afterparty. When I got to the club they all ran up to me and I was dancing all night. Man now I know why music entertainment stars get laid so much.
