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  1. 06-26-2004, 04:58 PM #1
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    really good thing...

    i wasn't going to share this with all of you because it kinda makes me look like a douchebag but then i thought....all of you are douchebags as well so here goes...


    i left my moms this morning and on the way back home i stopped at this you buy we fry fish cafe....well i ordered 3 fillets and a baked potatoe to go and as i'm paying this hot little mexican chica walks in talking on her cell....i smiled and she smiled too but this girl was REALLY hot....so i pay and (doing some major thinking) walk out to my truck....i start kicking myself right off the bat for not talking to her...she smiled really big at me and we locked eyes for a few seconds.....well i thought 'fook this' and wrote a note....now this where most of you are going to laugh at me but i got a surprise for you too...i wrote my name, number and a note saying 'i know this is strange but your just too cute not too'......yeah i thought it pretty corny too....but dropped a nut and walked back in and handed it to her as she talked on her phone.....then i beat myself up mentally for being such a tool....i mean 'cute' WTF........well i get home about 10 minutes later and guess what.....she already called!!!!

    she left a message saying that she was very flattered and when i have time to give her a call and maybe we could hook up for a drink!!!!


    that is all.....
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  2. 06-26-2004, 05:07 PM #2
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    man gotta hand it to u, u got a way with the ladys smooth move
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  3. 06-26-2004, 05:15 PM #3
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    yeh bro, whatever works..... no regrets is my life philosophy
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  4. 06-26-2004, 05:30 PM #4
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    That took balls, i wouldnt have done it.
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  5. 06-26-2004, 05:36 PM #5
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    She didn't mind that you spelled "you're" wrong? Haha. j/k bro.

    That took some big cahones...good move!
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  6. 06-26-2004, 05:36 PM #6
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    atta boy
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  7. 06-26-2004, 07:03 PM #7
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    well call her dang it...and stop postn .............. go out for some drinks.geeze...
    At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
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  8. 06-26-2004, 07:11 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by purplelaceteddy
    well call her dang it...and stop postn .............. go out for some drinks.geeze...


    not yet....make her sweat....


    actually i have plans at around 10 tonite so either way tonites out....
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  9. 06-26-2004, 07:26 PM #9
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    you man ho.....you ..........

    your my hero..!!!!!
    At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
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  10. 06-26-2004, 07:58 PM #10
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    Congrats....why doesn't that ever happen to me **** it!!!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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  11. 06-27-2004, 12:54 AM #11
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    Woah dude, I thought that only works in the movies. Niiiice. We should call this move, the "Daddydbol method"
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  12. 06-27-2004, 01:05 AM #12
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    Congrats bruh.....that is really cool....
    Gotta love the latina lolitas eh mein?
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  13. 06-27-2004, 11:09 AM #13
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    Thats awsome bro... Dont mean to jump the gun but Imagine if this is the girl you end up marrying...NOw this would be a story for the kids.
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  14. 06-27-2004, 11:22 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Congrats....why doesn't that ever happen to me **** it!!!
    Because you live too far away. I promise I would do this if I ever saw you.
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  15. 06-27-2004, 11:33 AM #15
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    Suave...lol
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  16. 06-27-2004, 11:42 AM #16
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    Ahhhh that's sweet.

    I can see it now....every guy that goes to Mr. O walks up and hands me a note. My friend would be looking at me trying to figure out wtf was going on.




    Quote Originally Posted by Gearhead007
    Because you live too far away. I promise I would do this if I ever saw you.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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  17. 06-27-2004, 11:43 AM #17
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    yes we do

    Quote Originally Posted by Blown_SC
    Congrats bruh.....that is really cool....
    Gotta love the latina lolitas eh mein?
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  18. 06-27-2004, 11:47 AM #18
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    N-Deed.

    Nice job brutha.

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  19. 06-27-2004, 11:53 AM #19
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    gotta love the sunshine girls...


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    N-Deed.

    Nice job brutha.

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  20. 06-27-2004, 12:00 PM #20
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    Sunshine and the rays that radiate are always a good thing.

    Seems like he got lucky!

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  21. 06-27-2004, 12:13 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by VIXI
    yes we do
    I know Swole does as well.... .



    Hey Swole...where are all the Swolejesus threads? LOL...I'm still waiting for the first one today
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  22. 06-27-2004, 12:29 PM #22
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    Dunno, I've new hater in the diet forum though. Go introduce yourself to "Justinram"........aka a former banned idiot.

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  23. 06-27-2004, 12:30 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Dunno, I've new hater in the diet forum though. Go introduce yourself to "Justinram"........aka a former banned idiot.

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    On my way...will keep me busy for a while ...
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  24. 06-27-2004, 03:50 PM #24
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    good job freak daddy!!!!
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  25. 06-27-2004, 04:02 PM #25
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    I bet it bothered her about as much as it it bothers me that you misspelt "cojones."

    Just giving a brother some ****!

    That did take some huge ONES, iron ones!

    Congrats!!

    L8

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    She didn't mind that you spelled "you're" wrong? Haha. j/k bro.

    That took some big cahones...good move!
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  26. 06-27-2004, 04:02 PM #26
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    awwww... how come that never works for me.. i either get kicked in the gonads or maced..
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  27. 06-27-2004, 04:05 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elliot
    awwww... how come that never works for me.. i either get kicked in the gonads or maced..
    Good way to develop a tolerance for mace...

    L8
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  28. 06-27-2004, 04:17 PM #28
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    awesome move bro...
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  29. 06-27-2004, 04:24 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlocRoc
    Good way to develop a tolerance for mace...

    L8

    yeah you would think so.. it still hurts everytime like it did the first..
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