Porn Star Loads.....

**OGPackin** · 06-25-2004, 06:42 AM

Ok, so i picked up this chick lastnight and took her home. Hot little Columbian/German mix. Green eyes, brown hair, nice full b-cups....mmmmm HOT! Anyway, i make us a couple of crown and cokes and we take a few bong hits and then its on.....

I wont get into anymore details cause im sure u guys dont want me too......

So i blow my load and she immediately says OMG thats a porn star load....hahahha Then she says u must drink protein shakes. I was like, how do u know that? She said i can tell from the color and ammount that u do. Iv never heard that before. Have any of u....?? Does protein really increase ur loads...??

OG

**spywizard** · 06-25-2004, 06:45 AM

I've never heard that............about the load.. but the smell yes..

and my question..................

how does she know so much about porn stars.......... not that there's anything wrong with that............

good job..........

**punk_bbuilder** · 06-25-2004, 06:47 AM

Originally Posted by spywizard

I've never heard that............about the load.. but the smell yes..

and my question..................

how does she know so much about porn stars.......... not that there's anything wrong with that............

good job..........

Ditto

**OGPackin** · 06-25-2004, 06:47 AM

Originally Posted by spywizard

I've never heard that............about the load.. but the smell yes..

and my question..................

how does she know so much about porn stars.......... not that there's anything wrong with that............

good job..........

Thxs bro! It was a gooooooood night....

Chicks dont watch porn...?

OG

**cpt steele** · 06-25-2004, 06:48 AM

She must have had a bf that was on juice and he told her that when he was on clomid

**spywizard** · 06-25-2004, 06:50 AM

Originally Posted by OGPackin

Thxs bro! It was a gooooooood night....

Chicks dont watch porn...?

OG

chicks don't watch porn.............. they star in it............ set up a camera..

she'll go for it...........

**Maraxus** · 06-25-2004, 06:51 AM

Freaking pro she must be

Yeah it does affect the smell. But not the size of the load. Has it been a while since you busted a nut?

**OGPackin** · 06-25-2004, 06:55 AM

Originally Posted by Maraxus

Freaking pro she must be

Yeah it does affect the smell. But not the size of the load. Has it been a while since you busted a nut?

She didnt mention anything about the smell, only the size and color. Hmmmm.... lets see my last load before that was about 6 hours earlier...

Iv always had big loads so it wasnt anyting unusual to me...

OG

**singern** · 06-25-2004, 08:00 AM

Thats the strangest thing ive heard, but then Im old and married so just hearing that you bring chicks home is exiting.... how sad is that, man I need a vacation....

**Elliot** · 06-25-2004, 08:09 AM

chick was a pro.. i would get tested..

**chicamahomico** · 06-25-2004, 08:16 AM

That's exactly what I thought.

Originally Posted by Elliot

chick was a pro.. i would get tested..

**OGPackin** · 06-25-2004, 08:20 AM

Originally Posted by Elliot

chick was a pro.. i would get tested..

LOL...most chicks are pros wouldnt u say...

Well, i didnt give her any $$ just the cack....

I used a jimmy, so im not worried....If everyone worried about that no one would be getting laid unless they were married.....

OG

**OGPackin** · 06-25-2004, 08:24 AM

Originally Posted by singern

Thats the strangest thing ive heard, but then Im old and married so just hearing that you bring chicks home is exiting.... how sad is that, man I need a vacation....

LOL, its not sad bro. Its called marriage...

Ya i was pretty baffled by it myself....I mean iv heard the "porn star load" before decribing mine, but never heard that protein shakes make them bigger....

OG

**flyboy** · 06-25-2004, 08:27 AM

maybe someone should call Peter North and ask him what he takes.......

**clockworks** · 06-25-2004, 09:20 AM

Originally Posted by OGPackin

I was like, how do u know that? She said i can tell from the color and ammount that u do.

i woulda been like, "wtf, biatch, you can't tell from the unatrual amount of muscle on my body??"

**goodtobeapimp** · 06-25-2004, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by OGPackin

Ok, so i picked up this chick lastnight and took her home. Hot little Columbian/German mix. Green eyes, brown hair, nice full b-cups....mmmmm HOT! Anyway, i make us a couple of crown and cokes and we take a few bong hits and then its on.....

I wont get into anymore details cause im sure u guys dont want me too......

So i blow my load and she immediately says OMG thats a porn star load....hahahha Then she says u must drink protein shakes. I was like, how do u know that? She said i can tell from the color and ammount that u do. Iv never heard that before. Have any of u....?? Does protein really increase ur loads...??

OG

Og if thats you in your avatar then she is a pro...Ive seen her on a few sites as well.

**bubbathegut** · 06-25-2004, 04:21 PM

rock on og triple og

**OGPackin** · 06-25-2004, 05:17 PM

Originally Posted by goodtobeapimp

Og if thats you in your avatar then she is a pro...Ive seen her on a few sites as well.

Ya thats me in my avatar bro. So whatya tryin to say....

OG

**Beernutz** · 06-25-2004, 05:21 PM

That broads a smart cookie. Slutty but smart..lol

**decadbal** · 06-25-2004, 05:23 PM

so your a spitter eh..

**Beernutz** · 06-25-2004, 05:39 PM

Originally Posted by decadbal

so your a spitter eh..

When im cutting i spit but when im bulking i swallow...i could use the extra Kcals..

**H-BOL** · 06-25-2004, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by Beernutz

When im cutting i spit but when im bulking i swallow...i could use the extra Kcals..

does this mean your gay man??

**Beernutz** · 06-25-2004, 05:49 PM

Homogay to be exact...Diet bros know what im talking about...

**LeanMeOut** · 06-25-2004, 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by Beernutz

Homogay to be exact...Diet bros know what im talking about...

Ehhhhhh???????

YUP HOMOGAY lol

<<LMO>>

**LeanMeOut** · 06-25-2004, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by H-BOL

does this mean your gay man??

LOL..... does it matter??

Maybe his GF likes to come on his face???????

Wow that sounded nasty hahahahah

<<LMO>>

**H-BOL** · 06-25-2004, 05:52 PM

there is so much gayness lately haha

homogay

**H-BOL** · 06-25-2004, 05:53 PM

haha i thought he meant a guy comin on him

**Xavier_4446** · 06-25-2004, 09:30 PM

No offense OG but she must have taken lots of load to know that what one with protein tastes like. LOL MY GOD THAT'S AWESOME!!!

**Symian** · 06-25-2004, 10:41 PM

Originally Posted by OGPackin

She said i can tell from the color and ammount that u do. Iv never heard that before.

She must've seen a lot of loads to be able to tell the difference.

**SwoleCat** · 06-25-2004, 10:42 PM

Originally Posted by Symian

She must've seen a lot of loads to be able to tell the difference.

ROFLMFAO!!!!!

~SC~

**FRANK WHITE** · 06-25-2004, 10:46 PM

Congrats OG, nice story with a great ending.

**Soldier of Misfortune** · 06-26-2004, 12:51 AM

Im with you OG, my last gf always said I had tons and I take protien shakes and andro and eat tons of protien. I was wondering about changing the taste of your artillery (for her sake) and I read that if you eat foods high in protien, mainly meats n fish, it makes it more bitter and foul tasting, and if you eat alot of fruits it makes it sweet. They also make the color shift slightly, I dont remember that part tho. I also found pills you can take that make it taste like strawberry or orange, how that works I dont know but it said the effects, pill and food, take only a few hours to take effect, say 5-6.

**Hometown Hero** · 06-26-2004, 01:36 AM

Originally Posted by OGPackin

Well, i didnt give her any $$ just the cack.... OG

LOL sure u dont mean Crack bro???? j/k nice job

**OGPackin** · 06-26-2004, 08:55 AM

LOL...u bros kill me.....hahaha There aint no virgins left out there, trust me...

OG

**butterface** · 06-26-2004, 09:04 AM

I'd feel proud to have banged a chick thats been with so many guys she can classify their loads by smell, color, and taste. Right after I would go to the doctor and get an AIDS test.

**butterface** · 06-26-2004, 09:06 AM

I was with some older guys at work this weekend at a bar and we were talking to some girl and I asked my friend if he thinks she spits or swallows and he said at my age I dont care about the product in the aftermarket, all I care about is manufacturing and distribution. Thats the funniest thing coming from someone who is a manufacturer.

**OGPackin** · 06-26-2004, 09:07 AM

Originally Posted by butterface

I'd feel proud to have banged a chick thats been with so many guys she can classify their loads by smell, color, and taste. Right after I would go to the doctor and get an AIDS test.

Ohhh geeez! Chicks today fuk just as much or more then us guys. But im sure ur girl was a virgin when u met here, riiiiight.....

We all want to believe that, but dont kid urself....

OG

**H BOMB** · 06-26-2004, 09:32 AM

good **** OG. looks like your gettin your protein

H Bomb

**OGPackin** · 06-26-2004, 09:50 AM

Originally Posted by H BOMB

good **** OG. looks like your gettin your protein

H Bomb

Heeeeeeeeeeey MOFO! Whats up?!? GOOD to see u bro!! Where u been hiding? Give me a call bro.

OG

**butterface** · 06-26-2004, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by OGPackin

Ohhh geeez! Chicks today fuk just as much or more then us guys. But im sure ur girl was a virgin when u met here, riiiiight.....

We all want to believe that, but dont kid urself....

OG

My last two girlfriends are virgins. And I dont mess around with random girls. So sorry to dissapoint you bro but some of us have morals or care about not getting diseases. But good luck with all that.