Things that aren't edible but I think should be

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06-28-2004, 01:41 AM
Nathan

Things that aren't edible but I think should be

If dirt were edible then we wouldn't really need to worry about ever having to find food since it would always be all around us. Dirt's scary that way. Even when you don't want it around, it's there, bothering the crap out of you.
I, for one, wish lava were edible. It's safe to say almost anyone would look cool scarfing back molten rock. That's pretty much everything that I can think of that I wish were edible. Let's just forget the whole thing ever happened.
06-28-2004, 02:14 AM
VIXI

Wow...that's all I can say... :?:

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Originally Posted by Nathan

If dirt were edible then we wouldn't really need to worry about ever having to find food since it would always be all around us. Dirt's scary that way. Even when you don't want it around, it's there, bothering the crap out of you.
I, for one, wish lava were edible. It's safe to say almost anyone would look cool scarfing back molten rock. That's pretty much everything that I can think of that I wish were edible. Let's just forget the whole thing ever happened.
06-28-2004, 02:21 AM
Symian

I always wondered why things that taste great, like brownies and cream cheese, are bad, and food is good for you tastes like crap most of the time. What the hell was God thinking? :unsure:
06-28-2004, 03:27 AM
SV-1

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06-28-2004, 05:21 AM
Prime

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Originally Posted by Symian

I always wondered why things that taste great, like brownies and cream cheese, are bad, and food is good for you tastes like crap most of the time. What the hell was God thinking? :unsure:

Simple answer, in the wild things like sugar and salt would be very hard to find, but the human body requires some sodium etc in its diet, so we crave these things because our predaceccors natural instinct would have been to aquire these foods to consume. Thats why a chocolate cake etc seems so enticing, where as rice cakes dont.
06-28-2004, 10:02 AM
w_rballs

:unsure: what the hell did u just say? :unsure: haha
06-28-2004, 10:09 AM
DADDYDBOL

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Originally Posted by Nathan

If dirt were edible then we wouldn't really need to worry about ever having to find food since it would always be all around us. Dirt's scary that way. Even when you don't want it around, it's there, bothering the crap out of you.
I, for one, wish lava were edible. It's safe to say almost anyone would look cool scarfing back molten rock. That's pretty much everything that I can think of that I wish were edible. Let's just forget the whole thing ever happened.

sawdust should be edible....and used carpet....
06-28-2004, 10:10 AM
cpt steele

Lint should be edible
06-28-2004, 10:14 AM
decadbal

dude who told you dirt wasnt edible... go outside and eat up brotha.....
06-28-2004, 10:15 AM
Da Bull

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Originally Posted by cpt steele

Lint should be edible

On lint from your belly button...since it would be lightly seasoned already..seems like that would be a good quick meal.
06-28-2004, 10:19 AM
cpt steele

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Originally Posted by Da Bull

On lint from your belly button...since it would be lightly seasoned already..seems like that would be a good quick meal.

got to keep the cals up so not to go catabolic...:lol:
06-28-2004, 10:20 AM
RJM03

What about garbage, if garbage was edible think of the space we could save....
06-28-2004, 10:23 AM
DADDYDBOL

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Originally Posted by Da Bull

On lint from your belly button...since it would be lightly seasoned already..seems like that would be a good quick meal.

too high in saturated fats....
06-28-2004, 10:24 AM
DF2003

funny thread! bull isnt there some carpet that is edible? lol
06-28-2004, 10:29 AM
Da Bull

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Originally Posted by DF2003

funny thread! bull isnt there some carpet that is edible? lol

I was thinking more in the line of "rug rats"..now that would be a high protein meal.
06-28-2004, 10:32 AM
DF2003

bull

my girlfriends cooking should be edible but isnt. :eek:

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Originally Posted by Da Bull

I was thinking more in the line of "rug rats"..now that would be a high protein meal.
06-28-2004, 10:41 AM
Fame

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Originally Posted by Nathan

If dirt were edible then we wouldn't really need to worry about ever having to find food since it would always be all around us. Dirt's scary that way. Even when you don't want it around, it's there, bothering the crap out of you.
I, for one, wish lava were edible. It's safe to say almost anyone would look cool scarfing back molten rock. That's pretty much everything that I can think of that I wish were edible. Let's just forget the whole thing ever happened.

Eat dirt? Next thing youre going to say is to 'drink water'....But hey, it is minds like yours which take the world beyond whats imaginable.... :chinese:

Im wondering when they will genetically enhance 'ants', to larger size...since they are pretty much the most abundant creature on earth, im sure it would make more sense than cattle....plus they are crunchy=yumm..
06-28-2004, 11:35 AM
Duck of Death

...I think women should be edible..... Oh Wait, they are....with some fava beans and a nice Chianti........ pftttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!
06-28-2004, 11:37 AM
Maraxus

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Originally Posted by Da Bull

On lint from your belly button...since it would be lightly seasoned already..seems like that would be a good quick meal.

Its good with a little hot sauce :wg:
06-28-2004, 11:40 AM
jbigdog69

I think cats should be edible....here pussy pussy pussy!!!
06-28-2004, 11:47 AM
inheritmylife

All of you can eat my ass.
06-28-2004, 11:50 AM
jbigdog69

That soundz gay Bro!!!!

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Originally Posted by inheritmylife

All of you can eat my ass.

We are all dudes in here BTW... :eek:
06-28-2004, 11:52 AM
Da Bull

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Originally Posted by Maraxus

Its good with a little hot sauce :wg:

LMAOOOOOOO
06-28-2004, 11:52 AM
cpt steele

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Originally Posted by jbigdog69

I think cats should be edible....here pussy pussy pussy!!!

I had chinese the other day I know its edible
06-28-2004, 07:19 PM
bermich

My cock is edible.