For all of you Dog lovers!!! lol
>Subject: Fw: FWD:Fwd: Can Cold Water Clean Dishes
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> A man went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded
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>area of the state he lived in.
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>After spending the night, his grandfather prepared breakfast for him
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>consisting of eggs and bacon. He noticed a film like substance on his
>plate
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>and he questioned his grandfather...."Are these plates clean?"
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>His grandfather replied, "Those plates are as clean as cold water can
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>them, so go on and finish your meal."
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> That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for
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>lunch, he noticed tiny specks around the edge of his plate and a
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>that looked like dried egg yokes..... so he asked again, "Are you sure
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>these plates are clean?"
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>Without looking up from his hamburger, the grandfather says, "I told you
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>before; those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't
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>me about it anymore!"
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>As he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl and wouldn't
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>him pass so he said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me out."
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> Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching
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>TV his grandfather shouted, "COLDWATER, go lie down!"