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    For all of you Dog lovers!!! lol

    >Subject: Fw: FWD:Fwd: Can Cold Water Clean Dishes
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    > A man went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded
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    >area of the state he lived in.
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    >After spending the night, his grandfather prepared breakfast for him
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    >consisting of eggs and bacon. He noticed a film like substance on his
    >plate
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    >and he questioned his grandfather...."Are these plates clean?"
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    >His grandfather replied, "Those plates are as clean as cold water can
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    >them, so go on and finish your meal."
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    > That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for
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    >lunch, he noticed tiny specks around the edge of his plate and a
    >substance
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    >that looked like dried egg yokes..... so he asked again, "Are you sure
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    >these plates are clean?"
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    >Without looking up from his hamburger, the grandfather says, "I told you
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    >before; those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't
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    >me about it anymore!"
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    >As he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl and wouldn't
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    >him pass so he said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me out."
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    > Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching
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    >TV his grandfather shouted, "COLDWATER, go lie down!"

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    so stupid it was funny ahha lol

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    You can't tell me that's not how you do dishes

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    I liked it!

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    That's how I do the pre-wash.

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    yuk yuk yuk I had a gf that did that.......yuk

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    "slaps forehead" Doh!

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    EWWWWWWWWW.... doogy drool.... HEHEHE



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    I love my dog but I'm not letting her clean my dishes.......

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    a dogs mouth is cleaner than a humans...

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