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    ....and Did You Know He Isn't Black?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VIXI
    ....and Did You Know He Isn't Black?
    Now I'm devestated. Thanks for ruining my night Vixi!!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    LOL that says it all!!!!!

    I saw the pictures of that. Good stuff.

    Still waiting for the pictures of Swole....and ... well you know
    Can you imagine if I had such pictures?



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    Quote Originally Posted by VIXI
    ....and Did You Know He Isn't Black?
    that my dear was a freaking hilariouse thread.. I still laugh about that shiat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Can you imagine if I had such pictures?



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    Hey let me be the 1st to offer my managerial services....I'll take 25 % off all commissions.....I can see the money pouring in now

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    I want my copies autographed

    in PERSON!!!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    Hey let me be the 1st to offer my managerial services....I'll take 25 % off all commissions.....I can see the money pouring in now
    That only gives me 75% and some )@(#$*@#*)_@$*%_@$*

    Ummmmmmmmm, deal!!!!!!

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    There are a LOT of things I can IMAGINE!!!! and most of them require a XXX rating!

    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Can you imagine if I had such pictures?



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    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    I want my copies autographed

    in PERSON!!!
    My current "schedule" has travel a bit limited these days. U never know, I may be able to make an appearance one day!



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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    My current "schedule" has travel a bit limited these days. U never know, I may be able to make an appearance one day!



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    LOL sigh....guess that means NO. OH my heart.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    LOL sigh....guess that means NO. OH my heart.
    You're silly CB!! My schedule really is tied up......no kiddin'!

    So cute......

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    LOL I know. You are THE MAN. Sigh....and I am not worthy.....



    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    You're silly CB!! My schedule really is tied up......no kiddin'!

    So cute......

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    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    wait now...my thread was about Money causing trouble....not barb...

    Don't go jacking my thread...and getting it locked or worse yet deleted.

    I'm trying to get to 2000 so I'll rate a special title!!!! without having to kiss someones little white butt!!!!
    actually, my backside is not exactly petite - it is rather white however

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    anytime sweetie...$hit or get $hit on


    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Now I'm devestated. Thanks for ruining my night Vixi!!

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    Hey CB,
    Can I show up in swoles place? .......... I look half as good...I mean I can look cut up like that if you push the fat to the side.....and if I get enough liquor in ya...you'll never know the difference... I dont have any appearances for awhile... unless you count Krispy kreme @ 8:30 tomorrow morning

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    Ahhhh hmmmm uhhhhh (wondering to self....how do I let him down gently???)

    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    Hey CB,
    Can I show up in swoles place? .......... I look half as good...I mean I can look cut up like that if you push the fat to the side.....and if I get enough liquor in ya...you'll never know the difference... I dont have any appearances for awhile... unless you count Krispy kreme @ 8:30 tomorrow morning
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Ahhhh hmmmm uhhhhh (wondering to self....how do I let him down gently???)

    Uhhh what I meant to say was sure..... Hey how about I come cheer you on at your "appearance"?
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    LOL You are telling ME!!!!!!




    Quote Originally Posted by VIXI
    anytime sweetie...$hit or get $hit on
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    lmao...a great sence of humor goes along way I see

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    lmao...a great sence of humor goes along way I see
    Bro, you have one h*ll of a sense of humor and great character. Not to mention your a Caddy brutha!

    Karma to you bro!

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    LOL I love a great sense of humor...and I can deal with your "weight" problem. But hun.....I don't think I could deal with that big pinkish birth mark that covers your face


    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    lmao...a great sence of humor goes along way I see
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    My schedule really is tied up

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    probablynot the only thing tied up

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    Quote Originally Posted by CYCLEON
    it is rather white however
    ...is this a challenge? Are you throwing down the gauntlet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CYCLEON
    actually, my backside is not exactly petite - it is rather white however
    Hehehehehehe

    Im blushing now ;-)
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
    probablynot the only thing tied up


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