Stupid ass Joke of the Day...
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her
husband is at work. Unknown to her, her 9 year old
son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home
unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The
boy now has company.
Boy: "Dark in here. "
Man: "Yes it is. "
Boy: "I have a baseball. "
Man: "That's nice. "
Boy: "Want to buy it? "
Man: "No, thanks. "
Boy: "My dad's outside. "
Man: "OK, how much? "
Boy: "$250. "
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy
and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here. "
Man: "Yes, it is. "
Boy: "I have a baseball glove. "
Man: "How much? "
Boy: "$750. "
Man: "Fine. "
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab
your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball.
" The boy says, "I can't. I sold them. " The father
asks, "How much did you sell them for? " The son says,
"$1,000.00" The father says, "That's terrible to
overcharge your friends like that. That is way more
than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
church and make you confess. "
They go to church and the father alerts the priest,
and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth
and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here. "
The priest says, "Don't start that s h i t again"
