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    Subject: When is &%@# Acceptable

    Subject: When is &%@# Acceptable


    When is @#$% Acceptable?

    There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered entirely appropriate. They are as follows:

    11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"
    -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

    10. "What the @#$% was that?"
    -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

    9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
    -- Custer, 1877

    8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
    -- Einstein, 1938

    7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
    -- Picasso, 1926

    6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
    -- Pythagoras, 126 BC

    5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling???"
    -- Michelangelo, 1566

    4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
    -- Amelia Earhart, 1937

    3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
    -- Noah, 4314 BC

    2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
    -- Bill Clinton, 1999

    and a drum roll............!

    1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @#$%ing mad."
    -- Sadaam Hussein, 2003


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    Hilarious my man!

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    Get the @&!$^ out!!!-Da Bull to ex wife,1998

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    @#$% you, Dick Cheney.

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    @#$$ off! cpt steele last night to ex girlfriend

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    I still like

    "What do you mean you didn't get my F***ing sell order"? question to broker
    yeah when I was trying to sell enron stock

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    Get the @&!$^ out!!!-Da Bull to ex wife,1998
    Oh now thats a classic.

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    hey CB i got a question. i know they use people to test those things out. i have always wanted to try one out( call me sick, i just want to see how long i can last). how do i go about finding out how i can be a guniea pig?

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    What the *@#$ do you mean your pregnet?! - Elliot

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    What the *@#$ did you do with my steroids ?!!? - to pissed off (soon to be ex.) girlfiend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elliot
    What the *@#$ do you mean your pregnet?! - Elliot

    follow up to elliot........ The #!&* its mine!!!!

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    Those are pretty good

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    You f@#$ing sally!!!

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    f*#%$ hilarious.

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    Where the **** did the DEA come from!! lol any poor idiot unlucky enough to get caught out!

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    FInd a local police department that carry them, piss em off, refuse to cooperate and scream....go ahead and tase me you bastards....it won't work in me...I'm immune. I'm god. You could also throw in a couple threats to their family .... I'm sure that would help you get the ride. Hell, you might even get to take the long route....2 or 3 rides.

    Seriously....I don't know about being a test subject. I had to take it to carry it. I think they are past the "testing" phase.


    Quote Originally Posted by w_rballs
    hey CB i got a question. i know they use people to test those things out. i have always wanted to try one out( call me sick, i just want to see how long i can last). how do i go about finding out how i can be a guniea pig?

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    that was great

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    well will u tase me so i can see how it is then??

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    Man...you know what kinda paperwork I gotta do if I do that? Sheesh.

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    think how much fun u will have though ? bring it to olympia. hahah anyone who wants it can try it then

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    ill just go talk **** to some cops around here.... wish me luck u guys. if u dont hear from me by tommororw...... it means im in the hospital or they shot me with a real gun. lol

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    lol Hmm trying to get me fired before I get started!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    Get the @&!$^ out!!!-Da Bull to ex wife,1998
    When you said that at BDBB i almost died brutha...

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    "Why the f*** can't I spread 'em?" - George Michael to Police Officer, LA washroom, early 90s....

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