Subject: When is &%@# Acceptable

[Justincase]

Subject: When is &%@# Acceptable


When is @#$% Acceptable?

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered entirely appropriate. They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling???"
-- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1999

and a drum roll............!

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @#$%ing mad."
-- Sadaam Hussein, 2003

[Pale Horse]

Hilarious my man!

[Da Bull]

Get the @&!$^ out!!!-Da Bull to ex wife,1998

[Pale Horse]

@#$% you, Dick Cheney.

[cpt steele]

@#$$ off! cpt steele last night to ex girlfriend

[spywizard]

I still like

"What do you mean you didn't get my F***ing sell order"? question to broker

[cpt steele]

I still like

"What do you mean you didn't get my F***ing sell order"? question to broker

yeah when I was trying to sell enron stock

[Commando_Barbi]

When you finish the 5 second ride on 50,000 v of a taser

[Jhn36]

Get the @&!$^ out!!!-Da Bull to ex wife,1998

Oh now thats a classic.

[w_rballs]

hey CB i got a question. i know they use people to test those things out. i have always wanted to try one out( call me sick, i just want to see how long i can last). how do i go about finding out how i can be a guniea pig?

[Elliot]

What the *@#$ do you mean your pregnet?! - Elliot

[dirtybrit55]

What the *@#$ did you do with my steroids ?!!? - to pissed off (soon to be ex.) girlfiend.

[w_rballs]

What the *@#$ do you mean your pregnet?! - Elliot

follow up to elliot........ The #!&* its mine!!!!

[Warrior]

Those are pretty good

[Krunchtime]

You f@#$ing sally!!!

[Micromonster]

f*#%$ hilarious.

[The Base]

Where the **** did the DEA come from!! lol any poor idiot unlucky enough to get caught out!

[Commando_Barbi]

FInd a local police department that carry them, piss em off, refuse to cooperate and scream....go ahead and tase me you bastards....it won't work in me...I'm immune. I'm god. You could also throw in a couple threats to their family .... I'm sure that would help you get the ride. Hell, you might even get to take the long route....2 or 3 rides.

Seriously....I don't know about being a test subject. I had to take it to carry it. I think they are past the "testing" phase.

hey CB i got a question. i know they use people to test those things out. i have always wanted to try one out( call me sick, i just want to see how long i can last). how do i go about finding out how i can be a guniea pig?

[nickrizz]

that was great

[w_rballs]

well will u tase me so i can see how it is then??

[Commando_Barbi]

Man...you know what kinda paperwork I gotta do if I do that? Sheesh.

[w_rballs]

think how much fun u will have though ? bring it to olympia. hahah anyone who wants it can try it then

[w_rballs]

ill just go talk **** to some cops around here.... wish me luck u guys. if u dont hear from me by tommororw...... it means im in the hospital or they shot me with a real gun. lol

[Commando_Barbi]

lol Hmm trying to get me fired before I get started!!!

[bubbathegut]

bow to the afro

[Blown_SC]

Get the @&!$^ out!!!-Da Bull to ex wife,1998

When you said that at BDBB i almost died brutha...

[Blown_SC]

"Why the f*** can't I spread 'em?" - George Michael to Police Officer, LA washroom, early 90s....

[Blown_SC]

"Who the f*ck's burning toast?" - First successful brain surgery.