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    britney to be married again

    anyone else believe this crap, shes gettin married again to some dancer..... when will she realize her day in the sun is over...

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    she u.g.l.y

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    a dancer with a kid and another on the way. she can do better than a backup dancer. Id love to hit that.

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    Ya I heard that on the news today. I guess the guy is her backup dancer. He is already in a serious relatoinship with some other singer and he already has one child with the forementioned singer and another bun in the oven.
    What a fu(k'n mess.

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    And she told me I was the only one!

    Better get that Tat removed from my forhead - it says "Sucker"

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    hey I'm not a dancer. And don't worry, all my AR bros are invited to the wedding.

    P.S.- if any of you need an idea for a wedding gifts, juice is always apprieciated

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    deca your a bit late bud.. elliot started this thread on saturday.. lol.. and we have already established shes a moron if she goes through with this.. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by NaturalBuff
    hey I'm not a dancer. And don't worry, all my AR bros are invited to the wedding.

    P.S.- if any of you need an idea for a wedding gifts, juice is always apprieciated

    Pffft...how about a chocolate covered pretzel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    anyone else believe this crap, shes gettin married again to some dancer..... when will she realize her day in the sun is over...

    Its disgusting. I don't know why she is getting married again. I mean we all saw how the last one went. What a tramp. I wish that she would just grow up and not play all of these little games anymore with these little boys and really find someone. Not just get married becuase then more people would then talk about her. S.L.U.T....
    Sorry but I really don't like her at all.


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    she cant sing, its all machines, and her records dont sell as they used to, so she needs the attention, remember the halftime show, when all else fails, shock people

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    Quote Originally Posted by nickrizz
    she cant sing, its all machines, and her records dont sell as they used to, so she needs the attention, remember the halftime show, when all else fails, shock people

    HEHEHE that's for sure... But turst me I was not thrilled. She makes me sick.. :spudniknu



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    which one? both for me, britney is great looking, great bod, but looks like a stuck up rich beoch

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    She is so stuck up. and now even her little sister is on shows and acts the same way that she does. ONce again she makes me sick...... U know what she is not worth my complaints... When she first came out I liked her alot and they she turned into a slut and now all these young kids are doing the **** that she is doing. Even in her new video what doe sshe think that death is funny. I hope she get s abig law suit for that video. Kids look up to ther so much and are gonna think well if she does this and lives I can do it too. But once u die u are not coming back..... I hurts me to watch **** like that...... Now that I have ranted and raved (sorry)...


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    yea she is trying to send stupid messages, seriously you have millions and millions of dollars, be happy and stop singing songs saying how hard life is

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    She's going to make such a beautiful bride.


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    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    anyone else believe this crap, shes gettin married again to some dancer..... when will she realize her day in the sun is over...

    thank you for bring it up decabal, yes we are infact getting married this summer, i cannot share much more information though. shes seen me once dance on the song "like a virgin", bouncing my steroid ass around...like a virgin. and it was instant attraction i guess.

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    cant she just shut up and sing? oh yea, she cant

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    Just for the record Kevin (the guy she's marrying) was a back-up dancer for Justin Timberlake awhile back. Since then he's been unemployed.

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    I don't know dude...
    I think everyone's all jealous and **** cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
    And I think everyone's got a ****in problem with me dude...
    And they need to take it up with me after the show...
    Because...


    These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
    But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
    Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
    All because I'm the lead singer of my band...


    So I get off stage right and drop the mic
    Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
    "What's up ladies, my name's Slim Shady"
    I'm the lead singer in D12 baby
    They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
    "Becky oh my ****in' god it's Eminem"
    "I swear to ****in god dude you ****in rock"
    "Please won't you please let me suck your cock"
    And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
    Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
    All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
    Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
    So like every single night they pick a fight with me
    But when we fight it's kinda like sealin rivalry
    Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
    Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
    Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
    Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
    This rock star ****, it's the life for me
    And all the other guys just despise me be


    These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
    But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
    Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
    All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
    My band [repeated 9xs]


    You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
    Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto
    Smash these vocals and do a performance
    But we in the van and he in a tour bus
    You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
    And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
    What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
    Cuz my **** is lookin smaller than a decimal
    See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
    All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
    So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map
    Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back


    Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the ****
    Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
    Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
    ([Em:] No I had an interview not you two)
    You gonna be late for soundcheck
    Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
    But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
    You know what man I'ma say somethin
    Hey yo Em
    ([Em:] You got somethin to say?!)
    Man no
    I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up
    Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
    And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
    When I was bout to talk right after you
    I swear, I swear man


    These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
    But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
    Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
    All because I'm the lead singer of my band...


    They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
    Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
    I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
    I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
    Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
    Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
    We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
    So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
    And these guys they can find every area code
    ([Em:] Proof carry my bag)
    Bitch carry your own
    Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
    (Who the **** are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)


    God dammit I'm sick of this group
    Time for me to go solo and make some loop
    I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
    Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack
    Lose Yourself video I was in the back
    Superman video I was in the back
    **** the media, I got some suggestions
    **** Marshall, ask us the questions
    Like who's D12, how we get started
    (What about Eminem?)
    Bitch are you retarded?
    Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
    Big ass stomache, bitches think I'm cute
    50 told me to do situps to get buff
    I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
    **** D12, I'm outta this band
    I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne

    Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
    and it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my band...
    [Chorus - Bizarre]
    These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
    But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(**** Marshall)
    Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
    All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
    My Band

    The hottest boy band in the world...
    D12!
    [Eminem as a salsa singer]
    I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
    And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
    Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
    My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...
    My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
    Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
    And take off their underpants
    My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
    And take off their underpants, my salsa
    (Where'd everybody go?)

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    is mass hinting at his secert crush?

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    Shiiiiit....

    I have enough problems of my own to be worried about some bimbo and her love life. What about me. What about Ronny?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
    deca your a bit late bud.. elliot started this thread on saturday.. lol.. and we have already established shes a moron if she goes through with this.. lol
    wasnt aware i was late, its good to finally see and admit shes a tard and piece of garbage..lol

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    MASS JUNKIE

    Do you like eminem? just wandering

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    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    anyone else believe this crap, shes gettin married again to some dancer..... when will she realize her day in the sun is over...
    she getting with married to Joe shmoch.

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    Hehehehehehe.........




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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    I don't know dude...
    I think everyone's all jealous and **** cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
    And I think everyone's got a ****in problem with me dude...
    And they need to take it up with me after the show...
    Because...


    These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
    But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
    Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
    All because I'm the lead singer of my band...


    So I get off stage right and drop the mic
    Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
    "What's up ladies, my name's Slim Shady"
    I'm the lead singer in D12 baby
    They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
    "Becky oh my ****in' god it's Eminem"
    "I swear to ****in god dude you ****in rock"
    "Please won't you please let me suck your cock"
    And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
    Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
    All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
    Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
    So like every single night they pick a fight with me
    But when we fight it's kinda like sealin rivalry
    Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
    Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
    Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
    Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
    This rock star ****, it's the life for me
    And all the other guys just despise me be


    These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
    But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
    Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
    All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
    My band [repeated 9xs]


    You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
    Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto
    Smash these vocals and do a performance
    But we in the van and he in a tour bus
    You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
    And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
    What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
    Cuz my **** is lookin smaller than a decimal
    See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
    All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
    So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map
    Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back


    Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the ****
    Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
    Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
    ([Em:] No I had an interview not you two)
    You gonna be late for soundcheck
    Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
    But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
    You know what man I'ma say somethin
    Hey yo Em
    ([Em:] You got somethin to say?!)
    Man no
    I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up
    Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
    And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
    When I was bout to talk right after you
    I swear, I swear man


    These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
    But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
    Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
    All because I'm the lead singer of my band...


    They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
    Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
    I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
    I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
    Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
    Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
    We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
    So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
    And these guys they can find every area code
    ([Em:] Proof carry my bag)
    Bitch carry your own
    Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
    (Who the **** are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)


    God dammit I'm sick of this group
    Time for me to go solo and make some loop
    I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
    Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack
    Lose Yourself video I was in the back
    Superman video I was in the back
    **** the media, I got some suggestions
    **** Marshall, ask us the questions
    Like who's D12, how we get started
    (What about Eminem?)
    Bitch are you retarded?
    Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
    Big ass stomache, bitches think I'm cute
    50 told me to do situps to get buff
    I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
    **** D12, I'm outta this band
    I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne

    Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
    and it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my band...
    [Chorus - Bizarre]
    These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
    But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(**** Marshall)
    Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
    All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
    My Band

    The hottest boy band in the world...
    D12!
    [Eminem as a salsa singer]
    I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
    And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
    Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
    My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...
    My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
    Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
    And take off their underpants
    My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
    And take off their underpants, my salsa
    (Where'd everybody go?)


    You listen to Eminem much?????? NOt sure just a question. LOL



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    Quote Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
    deca your a bit late bud.. elliot started this thread on saturday.. lol.. and we have already established shes a moron if she goes through with this.. lol

    thank ya girlly.. i'll grow my mullet for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by BabyGirl01
    You listen to Eminem much?????? NOt sure just a question. LOL



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    No, but the video was on while I was reading this thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    No, but the video was on while I was reading this thread
    hey eminem fan are you really in miami.

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    where is ttu, i declared war on her idol and ill be dammed if she isnt gonna fight back..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by V_Xsucks
    hey eminem fan are you really in miami.
    no, I live in egypt

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoNNy THe BuLL
    Shiiiiit....

    I have enough problems of my own to be worried about some bimbo and her love life. What about me. What about Ronny?
    I see someone's a Raven fan........LOL

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    She is a slut. But sluts make the world a better place =). 1 vote here for britney dropping the f*ckin microphone and starting her long awaited career in porn. She's in the wrong **** business.

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    wonder when she will be in playboy

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