Test has dulled my radar.

[BeefCakeStew]

This stuff has dulled my booty radar. Everywhere I go the attenae in my pants goes up, it seems like, every 15 minutes. Last night I brought this girl to my room and she had a nice body but Id rather look at my fat aunt Ester take a s*** than have to look at this girls face. I may as well have kissed Ester's A$$ because I boned the chick. I should feel ashamed, but Id do it again just to get all the pent up sexual frustration out of my system. Don't know if it is a positive side or a negative.

[dirtybrit55]

pretty funny dude

[w_rballs]

did u feel better after u boned her? if so then it is a good thing. and if u didnt.... oh well u still got laid. quit your bitching

[spywizard]

This stuff has dulled my booty radar. Everywhere I go the attenae in my pants goes up, it seems like, every 15 minutes. Last night I brought this girl to my room and she had a nice body but Id rather look at my fat aunt Ester take a s*** than have to look at this girls face. I may as well have kissed Ester's A$$ because I boned the chick. I should feel ashamed, but Id do it again just to get all the pent up sexual frustration out of my system. Don't know if it is a positive side or a negative.

You are a bad person..........

welcome to the club............

[Devil Dog74]

but Id rather look at my fat aunt Ester take a s*** than have to look at this girls face.

ROFLMAO

[ironpumpindoc]

hey, everyone has a crutch . . . you gotta do what you gotta do. just dont tell your friends about it.

[inheritmylife]

Just dont let those skills atrophy. Shoot for a unicorn every now and then.

...and everyone has a cycle slut, some of us are just too embarassed to admit it.

[punk_bbuilder]

Just dont let those skills atrophy. Shoot for a unicorn every now and then.

...and everyone has a cycle slut, some of us are just too embarassed to admit it.

I couldnt have said it better myself.

[redwizza]

This stuff has dulled my booty radar. Everywhere I go the attenae in my pants goes up, it seems like, every 15 minutes. Last night I brought this girl to my room and she had a nice body but Id rather look at my fat aunt Ester take a s*** than have to look at this girls face. I may as well have kissed Ester's A$$ because I boned the chick. I should feel ashamed, but Id do it again just to get all the pent up sexual frustration out of my system. Don't know if it is a positive side or a negative.

hey man no worries, might be becasue she costed too much for the hour....the price might have stressed you out

[Soldier of Misfortune]

So the chick was a butterface, big deal. Thats why theres lights that can be shut off and doggy style.

[mark956101957]

Funny! Enjoy it....

[decadbal]

i tell you we have some story tellers on here, so many guys who always get laid then brag, guys like that usually sit home, play DnD and wish they were rollin with the Might DecaDbal..

[bubbathegut]

stick it in her booty

[BeefCakeStew]

'DecaDbal' its all about the story bro--Lounge talk. S*** happens and its all about hearing from ppl that can relate or are willing to share a funny story of their own, even if it is tagging an ugly chick in a dorm room with the lights off. Never a better place to modestly brag then amongst braggers like us who take a trip to the restroom ever every half an hour to see if something got bigger while we were away from the mirror. And definately not a better way to indirectly brag by saying, "you just sit and play games while Im the Might". Im no 280 pounder and my body still needs sculpting(thats why I just started my cycle) but I dont have to lie.

Now lets here the other stories out there. The funny s*** you share among bros in lounges like a locker room or on a thread on AR.

[Hometown Hero]

Hey im guilty to bro... last time I cycled I poked 2 butterfaces LOL. No shame in the game bro lol just deny it if it ever comes up in public.

[BOUNCER]

Hey man as I always say ''If you can get what you want, want what you get''.