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  1. 06-30-2004, 09:39 AM #1
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    post your joke here ;)

    post your joke here

    here are few flash movies for good mood

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  2. 06-30-2004, 01:14 PM #2
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    Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
    A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow
    your paycheck!



    A Koala bear decides he wants to get laid, so he picks up a hooker. He goes down on her several times and they are really enjoying themselves. After they are finished the koala bear starts getting dressed.
    The hooker says, "wheres my money?" The koala bear shrugs his shoulders. The hooker repeats herself asking for her money. Again he shrugs his shoulders. The hooker grabs a dictionary and looks up the word hooker and shows it to the koala bear. It says gets paid for sex.
    The koala bear picks up the dictionary and looks up Koala Bear and shows it to the hooker. It says, "Eats bush and leaves!"
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  3. 06-30-2004, 01:35 PM #3
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    why did the chicken cross the road?







    to get to the other side....hahahah
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  4. 06-30-2004, 01:43 PM #4
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    thought this was funny

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  5. 06-30-2004, 03:56 PM #5
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    A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had given her a prescription for the male hormone testosterone .

    The woman was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing. "Doctor, the hormones you've been giving me have really helped, but I'm afraid you're giving me too much. I've started growing hair in places where I've never grown hair before."

    The doctor reassured her, "A little hair growth is a perfectly normal side effect of testosterone. Just where has this hair appeared?"

    The woman replied, "On my balls."
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  6. 06-30-2004, 05:13 PM #6
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    Red face

    My girlfriend is mad at me for tattooing "I Love You" on my dick.
    She says that I'm just putting words in her mouth.

    What food makes a woman lose her sex drive?
    Her wedding cake

    A man walks into a corner liquor store and tells the clerk behind the counter, "Give me 2 rolls of toilet paper, please."
    Clerk replied, "What color would you like?"
    The guy paused for a while and then says, "Just give me white. I'll color it myself later."


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